Mulan poem funny version mobile phone ringtone MP3

Chirp again chirp, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane does it fly, Boeing 747, ask her what she is thinking about, ask her what she remembers, she has already thought about it, has no money to buy a plane, saw military stickers last night , we need bombers, twelve planes, we can't buy them. Grandpa doesn’t have a lot of money, and Mulan doesn’t have gold or silver. They want to buy steel and build airplanes from now on.

Buy drawings in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market, and iron sheets in the north market. I bid farewell to my parents in the morning and stayed in the old hangar at night. I didn't hear my parents calling girls, but I heard the friction of the iron sheets. I left the hangar in the morning and went to the military camp in the evening. I didn't hear the mother-in-law calling the girl, but I heard the general shouting "hahaha."

Flying a plane thousands of miles away, the mountain suddenly disappears. The hot air passes through the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general was frightened to death, and the spirit of the warrior was gone.

Flying into the emperor, the emperor is lying on the hospital bed. After twelve rounds of Ce Xun, he was rewarded with two slaps. Khan asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. She was willing to drive a 747 and fly back to her hometown.

When the mother-in-law heard her daughter coming, she picked up the machine gun. When my sister heard that my sister was coming, she raised her pistol at the door. When the younger brother heard that his elder sister was coming, he sharpened his knife like a retarded person. Open the door of my plane, enter my cabin, take off my combat robe, put on my flight suit, load more grenades, mount a machine gun to the outside, and go out to lay mines. My relatives and friends are all frightened. After twelve years of separation, Mulan has become rampant.

The madman is kicking his feet on the ground, and the idiot is closing his eyes tightly. The two of them are walking side by side. Who can say that I am abnormal