What are some funny poems?

Funny verses include:

1. During the summer solstice, people in the fields are dripping with sweat and want to die. I asked where "Fengwei" is found, and they walk in the mud of Masu morning glory.

2. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

3. The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth was drooling, and I didn't have any money when I touched my pocket.

4. Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere. The big bear comes at night and no one can escape.

5. A tall building rises from the ground, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.