A single lady is a pearl, and when she gets married, she becomes a fisheye.
Single is sugar, and marriage is rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.
A woman who bends her body into an S shape will attract men to come straight to you.
Love is the art of pleasing each other, and marriage is the art of escaping from each other.
The more women who like to say "no", the more men want to catch up.
Ten lies won't get you a truth, but they will get you a lover.
Moonlight fascinates you, roses fascinates you, and wine makes you unconscious.
Men and women should close their eyes when kissing, because at such a close distance, it is impossible to imagine each other as others without closing their eyes.
Women's cents are on the first and second day. Natural beauty makes people jealous, and acquired beauty makes people spend money.
Love is like perfume, but men like to smell other people's perfume.
Love words are words that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe.
Love is betting on who will get the wrong idea first, and marriage is betting on who will leave first.
When people understand the true meaning of love, they will combine April Fool's Day and Valentine's Day.
When a man stops thinking, he is old, and when a woman stops wearing makeup, she is old.
A woman's mouth has two functions, one is to eat and the other is to talk. The former makes you fat, and the latter makes you gossip about others.
Women always want to turn themselves into a mysterious peacock, and then seduce men and pluck their feathers one by one.
The biggest difference between the devil and the angel is that one is kind-hearted and the other is in good shape. Most men will choose the latter.
The love trilogy is exciting and gorgeous, and finally tends to be dull.
There is no prince charming in the world. The problem is that they are all sitting on the merry-go-round, either turning themselves dizzy or confusing others.
Love is enjoyment, marriage is patience.
Nine out of ten men are romantic, and only one out of ten women can make men romantic.
A woman is like a work of art, and it takes tuition to understand her.
Spoony women get tears, fickle women get pearls.
To maintain a marriage, you have to turn a blind eye. To maintain love, we must open our eyes and see if there are any other women around us who come out to grab the love in her arms.
The reason why men ignore women's thoughts is because they are blocked by her face.
The advantage of having a new lover is that you can repeat the old love words.
Women are not created equal, but cosmetics can bring them closer.
If you are too kind to a woman, she will overwhelm you. If you are too kind to a man, he will forget your existence. One night, I will stand by and watch the sea and shout for you ~ ~
A man who is lovelorn will retaliate against his career, while a woman who is lovelorn will retaliate against her career.
Women are not picky, women are chosen.
When there is a problem with love triangle, stupid women try to solve women, and smart women try to solve men.
When a man likes a woman, he will show grace; When a woman knows that a man likes herself, she will ask more than she can bear.
An elegant lover is the kind of person who stabbed you several times in the heart, but made you feel that blood was flowing from him and had to say "sorry" to him.
The less a man knows about a woman, the more he likes that woman; The more a man knows about that woman, the more he likes another woman.
When a person is most empty, he must make good use of it.
The third party between lovers is another lover, and the third party between husband and wife is TV.
Fairy tales tell us that frogs will become princes; But real marriage tells us that the prince will turn back into a frog.
The difference between a girlfriend and a fox lies in whether the man's wife caught him or not.
A man is considered a master of love when he talks about love for ten times, and a woman is called a fox when she talks about love for ten times.
It is everyone's responsibility to pursue the prince.
Love is like a cup of delicious coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.
Women cry at weddings because they are moved, and men are at a loss at weddings because they are stupid.
There are many women who love without money, and more men who love without marriage.
Women have two tasks in this world: one is to torture men and the other is to save men.
When men and women start telling the truth, it means that they are about to break up or have already held hands.
What is romance? Knowing that the girl didn't love him, she gave her 999 roses.
What is waste? Knowing that the girl loved him, she gave her 999 roses.
Every woman has two editions: hardcover edition and paperback edition. Hardcover is for others, and paperback is for family and husband. The husband in marriage only sees the paperback of his wife and the hardcover of other women-this is the motive of extramarital love.
It is a wonderful metaphor for men to analyze the motives of extramarital affairs in this way.
Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.
Men never worry about their future until they find a wife;
A woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband.
In a truly happy marriage, friendship must be combined with love.
Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.
Eat food that your stomach can digest and marry a woman that you can support.
Lovers' life should be like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together.
This kind of chopsticks can only be durable ivory chopsticks, not disposable convenience chopsticks.
A man's saving money is a lover's relationship;
Women pay money is a husband-wife relationship;
Men and women rob money as friends.
Women are stupid in love and like to be coaxed, while men show their love, the more they disregard their self-esteem, the more moving they are.
Marriage is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. That is, two people cut off their respective personalities and shortcomings and then make do together.
Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work.
Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.
The perfect product is in the advertisement, the perfect person is in the eulogy, the perfect love is in the novel and the perfect marriage is in the dream.
Everyone wants perfection, but they can only pursue it, not expect it.
People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
Difficult to love is moonlight, poetry, 365 thousand roses, plus eternity;
A difficult marriage consists of books, certificates, 365,000 quarrels and patience.
Hard life is not the above two.
I used to stay up until midnight before he left; Now, I always stay up until midnight before he comes home.
In love, some people "feel like they are dead"; In marriage, some people "feel like they are dead".
Blind date is "distribution", love is "direct selling" and marriage is "bidding".
People's "love for the new" is only 30 days at most, so the newlyweds are called "the moon"; People can only endure 30 days at most, so the monthly salary is the standard.
"Love is: a period of time before chewing gum; Marriage is: the second half of chewing gum. "
"To kiss many frogs, only one will become a prince. There are many kisses in the middle, all of which are Hua Cuo. "
"You love champagne, but you also love a man who doesn't love champagne. Should you choose champagne or that man? "
Love is enjoyment, marriage is patience. Ten men and nine women, only one can make a man romantic. When a man likes a woman, he will show grace. When a woman knows that a man likes herself, she will ask too much. Women will show their generosity first, and men dare not be stingy. There are three tragedies in life: beauty will grow old, love will be cold, and marriage will grow old. Smart woman's law: the more men like you, the less you need to make a decision; The less you like your man, the more you need to get married early. The perfect wife is a woman who doesn't talk. The perfect lover is a woman who doesn't need to meet regularly. The less men know about women, the more they like her. The more a man knows about that woman, the more he likes another woman. The third person between lovers is another lover. The third party between husband and wife is TV. If you want to hear good things, fall in love. If you want the truth, get married. Wife is always the most sensitive animal in the world. The difference between a girlfriend and a fox lies in whether she is caught by that man's wife. A man is a master of love only after he has been in love for ten times. A woman is considered a fox after falling in love for ten times.
Classic heartthrob theory
1. In modern cities, attractive women are not enough. What modern men want is a magical woman. Being a single woman is more important than being a lover. Being single is a way of life. Marriage is a way of life. It's not difficult to stay single-as long as you keep talking about getting married, all single men will stay at a distance. People who want to be single only need to date once a week. People who want to get married, it is best to date seven times a week, but each time the object is different. 6. The biggest difference between cats and dogs is that cats only look for lovers, while dogs desperately look for wives. It is said that women are like cats and men are like dogs. 7. Give me a hundred good reasons before marriage, and all the men who may give me a hundred good reasons are already married. 8. More and more girls advocate being single. I don't know whether women are more and more useful or men are more and more useless. What unmarried men don't understand is that women actually want men to be her assistants, not their opponents. 10. A single lady is like a gem that has not yet been set, beautiful but lacking in foil. 1 1. Marriage Law for Single Ladies:
(1) Don't let the other person think that you want to get married.
(2) Don't let the other person think that you don't want to get married.
(3) Don't let yourself be confused about whether to get married or not. 12. Love is like a trap. Going out is always more nerve-racking than coming in. 13. Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds. 14. Singles only read love books, not marriage books. 15. Maritarians read both love books and marriage books, but they think they are reading books about cooking. 16. The difference between single and married practitioners is that others want to see the jokes of the former and the lies of the latter. 17. Love needs law and marriage needs self-discipline. 18. Don't marry a pessimistic lover, because she will refuse to marry you. 19. An optimistic lover can't have sex because she will marry you and turn you into a pessimist. 20. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can settle accounts with the matchmaker. 2 1. Optimistic girl: I will definitely marry. Pessimistic girl: others will definitely get married. Onlooker man: Who cares who can get married, only
Marry me or not. 22. Love is a lot of questions, and marriage is a series of answers. Unfortunately, these answers sometimes explain other people's love problems. Woman, you can first decide whether to be a single aristocrat, and then decide whether to be an optimistic single aristocrat or a pessimistic single aristocrat.