"I picked all the cold branches and refused to live on them, so the lonely sandbank is cold?" - the cute and interesting Su Dongpo

A few days ago, I was tutoring a child in reciting ancient poems, and I chose a piece from Su Shi's "Bu Suanzi·Residence at Huangzhou Dinghui Yuan". After the tutoring, I couldn't help but smile, feeling that the meaning of the words was very interesting.

Nowadays, the general public understands the popular sentence "Lonely Sandbank Cold" simply because Zhou Chuanxiong's song of the same name was popular for a while. I guess the lyricist, Mr. Chen Xinrong, who was the deputy general manager of Sony Taiwan at the time, must have been deeply moved by the background story of Su Shi's creation when he had time to read this. (Important point here: If students want to write good poems and articles, they can just find some translations of ancient poems and then re-create them.)

Before understanding the meaning of this question, you must understand Su Shi. people. Su Shi was a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty and one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties (the Eight Great Masters also included his father and his lovely brother). He was excellent in poetry, calligraphy and painting. Sometimes he was called "Su Huang" with Huang Tingjian (referring to his works in poetry), sometimes he was called "Su Xin" with Xin Qiji (referring to his actions in pioneering the bold school of Song poetry), and sometimes he was called "Ou Su" with Ouyang Xiu (referring to his works in prose). as one of the four calligraphy masters of the Song Dynasty (the other three being Huang Tingjian, Mi Fu and Cai Xiang). His life is so busy.

People in the world generally think of him as talented, free and unrestrained, passionate, humorous and optimistic. In modern terms, he is a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, a pure person, a person with ideals, and a moral person. What he plays is high-level ridicule. He thinks very clearly, "Life is like a journey against the odds, and I am also a traveler."

Someone once asked on Zhihu: What kind of mortal was Su Shi? So some people gave research answers, which is really interesting. Let me give you some examples.

Example 1: Ma Mengde is the same age (written in Lao Su's diary)

Ma Mengde and his servant were born in the same year, and he was eight days younger than his servant. There are no rich and noble people born in this year, but servants and meng are the crown of poverty. That is to say, when the two of us look at it, we should choose Meng De as the leader.

Translation: Ma Moumou and I were born in the same year and month, and he is 8 days younger than me. According to my observation, people born this year are all poor, and Ma and I are the top poor among the poor. Comparing the two of us, Ma Mengdeng should be poorer than me.

Ma Mengde is a loyal disciple who has followed Lao Su for decades, a die-hard Su fan.

Example 2: Tui Zhi received many slanders in his life (written in Lao Su's diary)

Tui Zhi's poem goes: 'On the day of my birth, the moon was in the south. 'It is known that the retreated Mo Scorpion is the palace of the body, and the servant takes the Mo Scorpion as his life. He has received many slanders in his life, which is probably the same disease.

Translation: Han Yu wrote in his poem that he is a Capricorn, and I am also of this constellation. We both have miserable lives, which shows that we are not good zodiac signs.

Although the two were separated by more than 300 years, Su Shi cited Han Yu as his confidant in life, praising him for his "eight generations of literary talent", and Han Yu as the head of the "Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties". However, the life of Scorpio is not much better than that of Capricorn.

Example 3: Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty met Wei Qing in the toilet (Lao Su's Diary)

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had no moral principles and was incapable of observing. For Kejiaer. If you are a young slave who is elegant and suitable for licking hemorrhoids, if you see him sitting in the toilet, this is the right thing to do.

Translation: Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a very annoying person. He did one good thing in his life, which was to shit in front of Wei Qing. I think it's great. After all, Wei Qing is only qualified to have his anus licked and shit in front of him, so he's very suitable.

Su Shi’s ridicule is really shocking.

Example 4: Zhen Xian Tie (Lao Su's Diary)

Sima Xiangru flattered Emperor Wu and opened up a gap between the southwestern barbarians. Even if you are sick and die, you can still read "Feng Chan Shu". Is this what is called dying without stopping?

Translation: Sima Xiangru flattered Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and even wrote a "Book of Fengchan" before he died. This was like using his life to flatter Emperor Wu.

Example 5: Su Shi's account of his hemorrhoids

I suffered from red eyes, or said that I could not eat vegetables. Yu wanted to listen, but couldn't speak, and said: "I and you are mouths, and he and you are eyes. How can he be thick, and how can I be thin?" It is not allowed to waste my food because of his troubles.

Translation: Su Shi suffered from pink eye. Someone told him not to eat meat and eat less greasy food. Su Shi said: My mouth is disobedient.

Also, wouldn’t it be difficult for a man who invented the thousand-year-old Dongpo Pork to stop eating meat? In "A Book with Cheng Zhengfu", he described in detail the process of fighting hemorrhoids. He used Poria cocos and black sesame seeds to make fragrant homemade noodles (known as Dongpo Poria Cake). He wrote to Lao Cheng and told him how to make the Poria Cake. He also said: I don’t eat meat anymore. Since I ate the Poria Cake, my hemorrhoids have become much smaller.

Example 5: "Miscellaneous Notes of Dongpo·Yu Jin Yu Zhuan" describes that Dongpo's poems were so well written that people rushed to copy and recite them. During the reign of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, the imperial court issued an order prohibiting the recitation of his poems. , as a result, people gave the court a resounding slap in the face with practical actions. "My writing is like a spring of ten thousand dendrobiums..." Dongpo also bluntly claimed that his writing was very good.

From the above description, we know that Lao Su is a very cute and interesting person, so we look back at this word. This is a poem he wrote when he was in his forties and was demoted to Huangzhou (Huanggang, Hubei Province) as deputy envoy for regiment training.

The world has always been willing to regard it as a love song rather than an allusion to political frustration. According to "Ci of Sixty Famous Writers of the Song Dynasty·Dongpo Ci", there is also a preface to this poem, which is excerpted as follows:

There is a female prisoner of Wendu, who is quite colorful. At the age of sixteen, she refused to marry. I was very happy when I heard that the slope was coming. Hearing Po's sarcastic chant every night, he wandered under the window. When Po woke up and pushed the window, his daughter jumped over the wall and left. Poe looked at her and said: "I should call Wang Lang and marry his son. Not long after, Po crossed the sea, and the girl died and was buried on the side of the beach. Poe returned to Hui and gave this word.

Su Shi lived in Dinghuiyuan, and every time he was reciting poems late at night, there was always a beautiful woman wandering outside the window. When he opened the window to look for her, she was nowhere to be found. Who sees a lonely person walking around alone? Misty and solitary shadow. "From this point of view, the ghost in the sentence should refer to the mysterious and beautiful woman. After Su Shi left Huangzhou, the woman refused to marry anyone else, died of a broken heart, and was buried on the bank of a sandbank. So, the poem This Que's "Bu Shuzi". Some people wonder why Lao Su did not accept the woman, but looked for the prince's son to marry her, which eventually made her die in depression.

However, I don't think this word is that sad. , this story is just a legend. Su Shi could sadly write "Ten years of life and death, without thinking about it, unforgettable". It is not necessary for Su Shi's ridicule to "pick up all the cold branches." Refusing to live, the lonely sandbank is cold. "It's quite interesting.

Here comes the central idea of ??the whole article! (Knock on the blackboard, emphasis) The swan geese picked and picked the sycamore branches, jumping on them but never stopping for any branch. Finally, Falling helplessly on a lonely and cold sandbank. Haha! A warning to the world: Girl, girl, if you refuse to marry this one or that one, and never stop for any man, then you will have to be alone. Di Lao died on the sandbank. Therefore, in the future, if there is a woman from the Monkey King, she will have to use this sentence to tease you. Lao Su, you are really a master of teasing. You can't help but laugh at your words. Marriage of ten and eighteen "a tree of pear blossoms weighing down begonias" has a different approach but the same purpose.

My pretty girls, don't let the flowers dazzle your eyes and pick out all the cold branches.