Twenty Articles of the Greasy Uncle: You Count

The so-called "greasy" is nothing more than some qualities that make people look disgusting and unlikable. The greasy middle-aged uncle refers to a middle-aged man who is glib, sophisticated, slovenly, has no real talents and abilities, and likes to show off and brag.

Characteristics of greasy men

1. Hang a bunch of keys on the belt

2. Wear various strings

3. Wear Tang suits Monks' robes and other similar clothing

4. Recite poetry during gatherings and then start crying

5. Leave long hair or beards anywhere on the head and face

6. Soak red dates and wolfberry in a thermos cup

7. Spray on the car logos such as "National Geographic", "Off-Road E-Clan" and "Little Flag"

8. Big belly

9. Nose hairs are exposed in bunches

10. Keep long nails

11. Drink tea when you drink tea and insist on talking about tea culture

12. Like to wear long johns as house pants at home

13. Always hide Pu'er tea at home and brag about it

14. Love to listen to grassland songs and Wang Feng

15. There is a big gold chain around the neck

16. A suit with white socks

17. The mobile phone is covered with a protective leather case that opens left and right

18. The bracelet is put on the car gear

19. The collar of the T-shirt is turned up

20. The corners of the mouth are foaming when speaking quickly