Opening slogan (1)
1. Respect teachers and appreciate students.
2. Father's heart, mother's heart, teacher's heart; Moral education and intellectual education. The foundation of educating people.
3, seize the candle teacher's heart, learn from others.
4. Come on! A knowledgeable person; Let's go A prolific scholar.
5. Elegant environment makes your behavior more elegant.
6. Welcome new teachers and students!
7. The road is under your feet, the dream is in your body, and the third middle school allows you to see your own road, your own dreams and your own hopes.
8. There are a group of excellent teachers to provide your children with the best learning environment and let your children climb on the back of the elite.
9. Concentrate on knowledge, work hard, make steady progress and develop harmoniously.
10, new semester, new measures, teachers and students * * *, hard work can be harvested.
Poetry at the beginning of school (2)
The semester begins.
Author: Longtan Mountain people
I don't like this day.
Finally arrived, wiping the family towel.
And the smell of sweat.
Those warm, long-lost seasons.
Or a year's hug
In my dream, tears are the lessons of lovesickness and missing.
Write bit by bit
Parents, dear, I only have a gentle call.
Pave a lonely and rugged road
Use something you don't know but remember.
The flickering lights in the distance.
The eye of life I want to wear
There is no time to pick up the scattered dime.
These faces that can't get up the steps
Only crying
Looking at the bulging autumn fruit
Laugh, cracked fruit
Forget, what else is worth learning in summer?
It is said that cicadas have been singing for a season.
For four years of dormancy, for my life.
Well, I'm one ticket short of the nearest school.
Said I was a child of a peasant worker.
Not leaves harvested in autumn
My tomorrow is more than just a spring.
Xia yang, hang up for me.
I just feel the heat, what I need
Those cool air conditioners
The electricity bill smiled and waved.
Bo, I just want to
Don't let my parents
Running around sweating
Drink it as ice water.
The semester begins.
Autumn, I hope it is a fruit.
Opening composition (3)
The holiday is coming to an end, and we will enter the new semester with a brand-new spirit. In this semester, I want to go further.
First of all, listen carefully in class, don't make small moves, don't whisper to your classmates, and try to digest all the knowledge that the teacher says in class; For difficult questions, don't be ashamed to ask questions, and ask teachers and classmates humbly.
Secondly, we should conscientiously complete all the homework assigned by the teacher and be meticulous. Classroom assignments are completed in class; Homework and homework after class should also be completed independently on time.
Third, we should make good preparations before Chinese class. For previewing words and idioms, we should first look them up in the dictionary, know them and understand their meanings; Also learn to divide the text into sections, write the general idea of each paragraph in the shortest language, and then summarize the central idea of the text; Try to do the after-class questions of each text first; If you don't know the texts and after-school questions that you can't do, write them down in the notebook first, and listen to the class with questions the next day, and ask the teacher for advice in class.
Fourth, we should take advantage of Sundays and holidays, continue to take part in Olympic Mathematics and English, read more extracurricular books, and constantly enrich our knowledge. Make time to do more things.
In short, I will work harder in the new semester, strive for good grades in every subject and be an excellent student in all aspects.
Jokes at the beginning of school (4)
1, freshman year, a buddy came to our dormitory with luggage on his back. He asked his classmates who slept in the lower berth, "No one lives in your upper berth, right?" This classmate didn't care in a daze and casually replied: "No!" Hearing this, the buddy threw a big bag of luggage into the upper berth with all his strength-as a result, there was no bed board in the upper berth.
At the beginning of the new semester, our senior computer students went to the station to meet their new classmates. I saw a little girl standing beside a big box at a loss, so I took the initiative to help her lift it. Unexpectedly, the box "weighs more than 1000 kilograms", so I was embarrassed to put it down and had to struggle to support it. After only a few steps, the girl said to me, "Get off if you can't carry it." I immediately got angry from my heart, put down the box and glared at her. The girl froze for a few seconds before blushing and saying, "I mean the wheel."
There is a new student in the new student registry. This young man has only one name "Peng". When registering his name, the teacher asked him, "Is your name the word" Peng "for Dapeng to spread his wings?" The student shook his head and said hesitantly, "It's the word of a big bird flying in the sky."
After entering the school, I get together with my classmates in the dormitory and love to chat and brag. On the first day of school, several people in our dormitory sat together, ready to chat. Just sitting down, a person accidentally farted ... we were all a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say. Or the head of the team had a brainwave, patted the fart man on the shoulder and said kindly, "It doesn't sound like a local accent ..."