"The Crowded Bathtub" is a poem by Shel Silverstein. The following is the full text:
There are too many children in the bathtub,
So many arms to rub.
I just washed my butt,
but it definitely doesn’t belong to me.
There are too many children in the bathtub,
The soap bubbles are singing together.
I just took a shower,
but I smell like soap left by others.
Soap, tulips,
The water is rushing, the laughter is loud.
I am a soap bubble,
Someone else dirty the bathtub.
Too many children,
Too few bathtubs and water.
I am a little bee,
flying out of the bubble.
Too many children,
Too few bathtubs and water.
I am a little bee,
flying out of the bubble.
Buzzing in the sunshine,
Buzzing in the flowers.
I am a little bee,
flying out of the bubble.