A cat named Zhang Laifu.
Tang Min
one
I like cats. I have raised many lovely cats since I was a child, and the stories about cats can't be finished. Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil glows like a ruby, which is very cute and terrible (because ordinary cat eyes emit green light). Such a cat's eye is rare. This kind of cat is of Persian descent. It is said that Arab demons are also red-eyed. But my red-eyed cat has a local name in rural China, which is called "Zhang Laifu". He is a little male cat who loves fighting. He is good at boxing and punches quickly. He hit a guest at home. He is very brave and never gives up. Everyone is afraid. Every guest fought with Zhang Laifu, and he was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.
Although Zhang Laifu is fierce at home, he becomes a bear bag as soon as he goes out. When he carried him downstairs, he was scared out of his wits and trembled all over. When I got home, I had to take a shit and pee. It took me half a day to recover.
Because of his timidity, Zhang Laifu stayed at home all day, but there were also many forbidden places at home. It can't enter the kitchen and bathroom, and there is no food on the table. Anything that is broken or touched is not allowed to move. Zhang Laifu's young mind must remember many laws and regulations, and he gradually became an expert in articles. He realized what fragile glass, ceramics, high fashion and rags were, and he kept a respectful distance from all live appliances. It never breaks anything when it jumps up and down in the room. It only throws knives, waste paper, matchboxes, combs and other small things off the table to play. If I am not at home, Zhang Laifu will be poor and bored and have to go to bed. Over time, it became a cat that slept all day. It's boring to sleep during the day, and it has to sleep at night if its owner wants to sleep. It was really a dream. Only every morning does it lie on the window and watch sparrows fly around trees and roofs. After noon, the sparrow flew away, so he had to sleep again. There are no mice at home, and occasionally there are one or two flies that can't be caught. At night, Zhang Laifu has to catch mosquitoes, and its life is very boring.
Zhang Laifu has adoptive parents, grandparents and an uncle who seldom goes home. Zhang Laifu is most afraid of my uncle. Once again, he ate all the goldfish raised by his grandmother, and his uncle punched him 500 times. Zhang Laifu sees his uncle as a mouse sees a cat. Later, in order to teach Zhang Laifu a lesson without hurting him, I bought two plastic inflatable "hammers", one big and one small. When Zhang Laifu made a mistake, he hit it with a hammer to avoid hurting it. Zhang Laifu respected and feared the "hammer".
Zhang Laifu likes cleanliness. It has a urinal with a plastic bag and toilet paper in it. Its excrement and urine are separated. When it poops, I will take away the plastic bag, put on a new bag, spread clean toilet paper, and then it will go in to pee. I pulled it up and asked me to change it at once. It is under supervision. The most exasperating thing is that it has to shit and pee at about 3 o'clock every morning, and it will jump on the bed to wake me up and change its urinal. It likes to take a bath and enjoy the smell of a hair dryer. When it is clean, it has great self-esteem and performs well. No matter how dirty your body is, you will lose your dignity and behave badly It will lie on the ground and roll around, covered in black ash, so that it can take a bath.
two
In the past six months, Zhang Laifu has grown into a handsome young man. On the surface, he has snow-white hair, big sky-blue eyes, a small pink nose and a strong skeleton. He weighs 4 kilograms, which is both beautiful and imposing. Everyone said, "Wow! What a beautiful cat. " But its heart is not so chic. First of all, its timidity is hopeless. Although it is full of curiosity about the outside world, what good is the beautiful world to Zhang Laifu? It still shivers as soon as it leaves the house, just like when it was a child. It is understandable if a kitten is shivering outside. Zhang Laifu is a "bruiser" among cats. It's really shameful to go out shivering. Once, I took him downstairs and saw a long-haired yellow "lion cat" in a small restaurant at the intersection, so I put Zhang Laifu underground. Lion cat is a "Jianghu" with rich social experience. When I saw a new friend coming, I greeted him with a smile, just like a restaurant owner greeting his customers. He came over and made out with Zhang Laifu, just licking the tip of Zhang Laifu's nose with his tongue. Zhang Laifu seems to have been hit by high voltage electricity. His eyes look straight ahead, no matter how the other person's face moves, he is indifferent and has no response. The lionfish was surprised to find that Zhang Laifu was so cold to it. After looking carefully, Zhang Laifu didn't even look at it. The lion cat was angered by this unprecedented contempt. A smiling face suddenly turned into an evil lost face, growling at Zhang Laifu, swearing and slapping Zhang Laifu in the face. Zhang Laifu still no response, visual ahead. I picked it up, and it hugged my neck tightly with its two front paws, and its head was desperately drilling under my chin, shivering and panting. Poor hero, tears and nose are coming out! Back home, Zhang Laifu, in shock, first sprinkled a big bubble urine on his urinal, and then he came to his senses a little and his eyes could turn. Zhang Laifu is such a loser.
Although Zhang Laifu is timid, cunning and cunning, on the whole, he gives the impression that he is kind. Even when it has ulterior motives, those eyes still reveal simple and inexperienced eyes. For example, it is greedy occasionally, and when it wants to steal sausages, it can't help crying, which suddenly makes us discover its bad motives. But one day, we discovered the true face of Zhang Laifu.
Zhang Laifu had just taken a bath that day, but when he turned around, he couldn't find it, and he refused to call it. The whole family is worried. Just then, we saw a white cat calling for help on the transom on the second floor opposite. Is that not our Zhang Laifu? It has no wings, how can we fly to the window 20 meters away? By the way, it must have bounced back from a tree between two buildings! I hurried to Zhang Laifu, knocked on the door on the second floor, climbed up the window of his house, and held down the frightened Zhang Laifu. I found that its tail was thicker than usual (that was scary) and its body was dirty, unlike just taking a shower (that was dirty from jumping off a building), so I held the cat tightly and ran home. I was shocked when I entered the door. There was a Zhang Laifu at home! What's going on here? A closer look reveals that instead of Zhang Laifu, she brought back a female cat that looks like Zhang Laifu. The female cat fell from the third floor to the second floor. It's a cat neighbor and a woman Isn't this "a sister Lin fell from the sky"? You can become a "match made in heaven" with Zhang Laifu and get married! I haven't figured it out yet, and Zhang Laifu has come like a madman, pouncing on "Sister Lin". Poor "Sister Lin" was beaten out of her wits, and she couldn't even find a way out in the new environment. I caught Zhang Laifu, but the crazy boy couldn't stop him, so he just kicked Sister Lin out of the house. Zhang Laifu's mouth was so small that he couldn't bite a bigger fishbone. This time, he couldn't bite it, revealing his upper jaw, gums, tongue and all his teeth, a bright red "maw"! Still screaming at the top of my mouth, our whole family was shocked. I never thought that Zhang Laifu, who is so docile at ordinary times, would have such a ferocious face! I quickly picked up "Sister Lin" and sent it back to my home on the third floor opposite. When I returned home, Zhang Laifu was still swaggering on its territory. It wants me to hug it, because it can't stand the fact that I just hugged Sister Lin and asked for compensation. But it cursed in my arms again, because my clothes were covered with the smell of "Sister Lin". I changed my clothes and hugged Zhang Laifu, but he didn't want me to hug him. He jumped down and continued to lose his temper with that dress. I soaked this coat in a bucket, and Zhang Laifu jumped into the swimming pool and swore at the bucket. The whole family said that Zhang Laifu was "excessive", but Zhang Laifu knew that he was the only child and the treasure of the whole family, so there was nothing to hide until he was spoiled.
three
This kind of love is shared by both sides, and Zhang Laifu has devoted all his love and trust to me. It is not difficult for a person to have love, but it is difficult to trust. It was my sister who packed Zhang Laifu in a cardboard box the day she first came to our house. I specially called my sister in advance and told her to wrap the cat's feet with red rope and put two pebbles in the box. When taking the cat out at the door, she should face the door and throw the pebbles back. I took the cat to the door and gave my sister two-cent coins. After this ceremony, it is said that the cat can live all the time, and will not become a monk halfway without a trace. This is the "custom" I learned in Xiamen. That day, Zhang Laifu just took a shower and tied a red ribbon around her neck. My sister said that even her neck was tied and she couldn't escape. Zhang Laifu is still very young. He can smell my hands with his wet nose and recognize my body odor. My mother came to have a look and said, "This cat is so ugly. It looks terrible. It's so white that it gets dirty as soon as you get it. Very troublesome. It's still my little black cat, round and short-tailed. The cat's tail is too long. " I said, "I like it, I love it." So my mother said, "I don't like it anyway." My favorite is Xiaohe. " Who knows that Zhang Laifu firmly remembered these words, and in the later years, he was never friendly with his mother for a moment. As soon as my mother hugged him, he opened his mouth and said, "Hoo! Oh! Ha! " Bristle. It regards me as its most reliable friend. Its four canine teeth, like children, can change baby teeth. One day, it came in a hurry, climbed into my arms and bit my hand. As soon as I bit it, a tooth fell into my hand, still stained with blood. Open your mouth again and let me see a small hole with blood on your gum. I'm worried. Zhang Laifu's uncle, a graduate of medical university, was diagnosed as "severe calcium deficiency". He said: "Even if the teeth fall out, the bones will be crisp in the future and you won't live long!" " So I quickly fed Zhang Laifu "active calcium" and added "vitamins". On the third day, when I was taking medicine, I saw a white tooth tip coming out of a small hole in its gum! Only then did I know that cats can change their teeth just like people. When Zhang Laifu's four fangs changed their teeth, they all put their teeth in my hand and showed me their bleeding mouths, which made me feel distressed. I deeply feel the trust and dependence of a little life on me.
Once again, I was out of town for nine days. When I got home, my mother and my husband immediately told me that the cat was sick and didn't eat anything for five or six days, even the whole steamed anchovies. It was sad and sleepy all day. At 9 o'clock in the evening, I began to whine and scream and walked around in various rooms. My husband said that Zhang Laifu might want to find a girlfriend and get in heat. However, how could Zhang Laifu fall in love when she was only eight months old? I found Zhang Laifu from a dark corner, and it became very thin. I hugged him to eat fish and squatted beside him to watch him eat. Zhang Laifu didn't eat, but he came to smell my shoes and hands. He suddenly hugged my hand and licked it. I had shoes on my head, and it cried and jumped, and it recognized me. I held it, and it put one of my fingers in my mouth and made a "whoop" sound. Tears rolled out of the garden in its eyes. After a long time, it will still rush over and shout a few times, which means that I left him for so many days without saying goodbye. I can't accept my leaving until I grow up in Zhang Laifu. No matter how many days I leave it, as long as I get home, it will jump up to meet me in my sleep. People can't live without love, and so can cats. Zhang Laifu grasped the most essential thing in life, and sometimes he was more farsighted than others.
end
[2]
Laoshe's cat
I like cats. I have raised many lovely cats since I was a child, and the stories about cats can't be finished. Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil glows like a ruby, which is very cute and terrible (because ordinary cat eyes emit green light). Such a cat's eye is rare. This kind of cat is of Persian descent. It is said that Arab demons are also red-eyed. But my red-eyed cat has a local name in rural China, which is called "Zhang Laifu". He is a little male cat who loves fighting. He is good at boxing and punches quickly. He hit a guest at home. He is very brave and never gives up. Everyone is afraid. Every guest fought with Zhang Laifu, and he was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.
Although Zhang Laifu is fierce at home, he becomes a bear bag as soon as he goes out. When he carried him downstairs, he was scared out of his wits and trembled all over. When I got home, I had to take a shit and pee. It took me half a day to recover.
Because of his timidity, Zhang Laifu stayed at home all day, but there were also many forbidden places at home. It can't enter the kitchen and bathroom, and there is no food on the table. Anything that is broken or touched is not allowed to move. Zhang Laifu's young mind must remember many laws and regulations, and he gradually became an expert in articles. He realized what fragile glass, ceramics, high fashion and rags were, and he kept a respectful distance from all live appliances. It never breaks anything when it jumps up and down in the room. It only throws knives, waste paper, matchboxes, combs and other small things off the table to play. If I am not at home, Zhang Laifu will be poor and bored and have to go to bed. Over time, it became a cat that slept all day. It's boring to sleep during the day, and it has to sleep at night if its owner wants to sleep. It was really a dream. Only every morning does it lie on the window and watch sparrows fly around trees and roofs. After noon, the sparrow flew away, so he had to sleep again. There are no mice at home, and occasionally there are one or two flies that can't be caught. At night, Zhang Laifu has to catch mosquitoes, and its life is very boring.
Zhang Laifu has adoptive parents, grandparents and an uncle who seldom goes home. Zhang Laifu is most afraid of my uncle. Once again, he ate all the goldfish raised by his grandmother, and his uncle punched him 500 times. Zhang Laifu sees his uncle as a mouse sees a cat. Later, in order to teach Zhang Laifu a lesson without hurting him, I bought two plastic inflatable "hammers", one big and one small. When Zhang Laifu made a mistake, he hit it with a hammer to avoid hurting it. Zhang Laifu respected and feared the "hammer".
Zhang Laifu likes cleanliness. It has a urinal with a plastic bag and toilet paper in it. Its excrement and urine are separated. When it poops, I will take away the plastic bag, put on a new bag, spread clean toilet paper, and then it will go in to pee. I pulled it up and asked me to change it at once. It is under supervision. The most exasperating thing is that it has to shit and pee at about 3 o'clock every morning, and it will jump on the bed to wake me up and change its urinal. It likes to take a bath and enjoy the smell of a hair dryer. When it is clean, it has great self-esteem and performs well. No matter how dirty your body is, you will lose your dignity and behave badly It will lie on the ground and roll around, covered in black ash, so that it can take a bath.
two
In the past six months, Zhang Laifu has grown into a handsome young man. On the surface, he has snow-white hair, big sky-blue eyes, a small pink nose and a strong skeleton. He weighs 4 kilograms, which is both beautiful and imposing. Everyone said, "Wow! What a beautiful cat. " But its heart is not so chic. First of all, its timidity is hopeless. Although it is full of curiosity about the outside world, what good is the beautiful world to Zhang Laifu? It still shivers as soon as it leaves the house, just like when it was a child. It is understandable if a kitten is shivering outside. Zhang Laifu is a "bruiser" among cats. It's really shameful to go out shivering. Once, I took him downstairs and saw a long-haired yellow "lion cat" in a small restaurant at the intersection, so I put Zhang Laifu underground. Lion cat is a "Jianghu" with rich social experience. When I saw a new friend coming, I greeted him with a smile, just like a restaurant owner greeting his customers. He came over and made out with Zhang Laifu, just licking the tip of Zhang Laifu's nose with his tongue. Zhang Laifu seems to have been hit by high voltage electricity. His eyes look straight ahead, no matter how the other person's face moves, he is indifferent and has no response. The lionfish was surprised to find that Zhang Laifu was so cold to it. After looking carefully, Zhang Laifu didn't even look at it. The lion cat was angered by this unprecedented contempt. A smiling face suddenly turned into an evil lost face, growling at Zhang Laifu, swearing and slapping Zhang Laifu in the face. Zhang Laifu still no response, visual ahead. I picked it up, and it hugged my neck tightly with its two front paws, and its head was desperately drilling under my chin, shivering and panting. Poor hero, tears and nose are coming out! Back home, Zhang Laifu, in shock, first sprinkled a big bubble urine on his urinal, and then he came to his senses a little and his eyes could turn. Zhang Laifu is such a loser.
Although Zhang Laifu is timid, cunning and cunning, on the whole, he gives the impression that he is kind. Even when it has ulterior motives, those eyes still reveal simple and inexperienced eyes. For example, it is greedy occasionally, and when it wants to steal sausages, it can't help crying, which suddenly makes us discover its bad motives. But one day, we discovered the true face of Zhang Laifu.
Zhang Laifu had just taken a bath that day, but when he turned around, he couldn't find it, and he refused to call it. The whole family is worried. Just then, we saw a white cat calling for help on the transom on the second floor opposite. Is that not our Zhang Laifu? It has no wings, how can we fly to the window 20 meters away? By the way, it must have bounced back from a tree between two buildings! I hurried to Zhang Laifu, knocked on the door on the second floor, climbed up the window of his house, and held down the frightened Zhang Laifu. I found that its tail was thicker than usual (that was scary) and its body was dirty, unlike just taking a shower (that was dirty from jumping off a building), so I held the cat tightly and ran home. I was shocked when I entered the door. There was a Zhang Laifu at home! What's going on here? A closer look reveals that instead of Zhang Laifu, she brought back a female cat that looks like Zhang Laifu. The female cat fell from the third floor to the second floor. It's a cat neighbor and a woman Isn't this "a sister Lin fell from the sky"? You can become a "match made in heaven" with Zhang Laifu and get married! I haven't figured it out yet, and Zhang Laifu has come like a madman, pouncing on "Sister Lin". Poor "Sister Lin" was beaten out of her wits, and she couldn't even find a way out in the new environment. I caught Zhang Laifu, but the crazy boy couldn't stop him, so he just kicked Sister Lin out of the house. Zhang Laifu's mouth was so small that he couldn't bite a bigger fishbone. This time, he couldn't bite it, revealing his upper jaw, gums, tongue and all his teeth, a bright red "maw"! Still screaming at the top of my mouth, our whole family was shocked. I never thought that Zhang Laifu, who is so docile at ordinary times, would have such a ferocious face! I quickly picked up "Sister Lin" and sent it back to my home on the third floor opposite. When I returned home, Zhang Laifu was still swaggering on its territory. It wants me to hug it, because it can't stand the fact that I just hugged Sister Lin and asked for compensation. But it cursed in my arms again, because my clothes were covered with the smell of "Sister Lin". I changed my clothes and hugged Zhang Laifu, but he didn't want me to hug him. He jumped down and continued to lose his temper with that dress. I soaked this coat in a bucket, and Zhang Laifu jumped into the swimming pool and swore at the bucket. The whole family said that Zhang Laifu was "excessive", but Zhang Laifu knew that he was the only child and the treasure of the whole family, so there was nothing to hide until he was spoiled.
three
This kind of love is shared by both sides, and Zhang Laifu has devoted all his love and trust to me. It is not difficult for a person to have love, but it is difficult to trust. It was my sister who packed Zhang Laifu in a cardboard box the day she first came to our house. I specially called my sister in advance and told her to wrap the cat's feet with red rope and put two pebbles in the box. When taking the cat out at the door, she should face the door and throw the pebbles back. I took the cat to the door and gave my sister two-cent coins. After this ceremony, it is said that the cat can live all the time, and will not become a monk halfway without a trace. This is the "custom" I learned in Xiamen. That day, Zhang Laifu just took a shower and tied a red ribbon around her neck. My sister said that even her neck was tied and she couldn't escape. Zhang Laifu is still very young. He can smell my hands with his wet nose and recognize my body odor. My mother came to have a look and said, "This cat is so ugly. It looks terrible. It's so white that it gets dirty as soon as you get it. Very troublesome. It's still my little black cat, round and short-tailed. The cat's tail is too long. " I said, "I like it, I love it." So my mother said, "I don't like it anyway." My favorite is Xiaohe. " Who knows that Zhang Laifu firmly remembered these words, and in the later years, he was never friendly with his mother for a moment. As soon as my mother hugged him, he opened his mouth and said, "Hoo! Oh! Ha! " Bristle. It regards me as its most reliable friend. Its four canine teeth, like children, can change baby teeth. One day, it came in a hurry, climbed into my arms and bit my hand. As soon as I bit it, a tooth fell into my hand, still stained with blood. Open your mouth again and let me see a small hole with blood on your gum. I'm worried. Zhang Laifu's uncle, a graduate of medical university, was diagnosed as "severe calcium deficiency". He said: "Even if the teeth fall out, the bones will be crisp in the future and you won't live long!" " So I quickly fed Zhang Laifu "active calcium" and added "vitamins". On the third day, when I was taking medicine, I saw a white tooth tip coming out of a small hole in its gum! Only then did I know that cats can change their teeth just like people. When Zhang Laifu's four fangs changed their teeth, they all put their teeth in my hand and showed me their bleeding mouths, which made me feel distressed. I deeply feel the trust and dependence of a little life on me.
Once again, I was out of town for nine days. When I got home, my mother and my husband immediately told me that the cat was sick and didn't eat anything for five or six days, even the whole steamed anchovies. It was sad and sleepy all day. At 9 o'clock in the evening, I began to whine and scream and walked around in various rooms. My husband said that Zhang Laifu might want to find a girlfriend and get in heat. However, how could Zhang Laifu fall in love when she was only eight months old? I found Zhang Laifu from a dark corner, and it became very thin. I hugged him to eat fish and squatted beside him to watch him eat. Zhang Laifu didn't eat, but he came to smell my shoes and hands. He suddenly hugged my hand and licked it. I had shoes on my head, and it cried and jumped, and it recognized me. I held it, and it put one of my fingers in my mouth and made a "whoop" sound. Tears rolled out of the garden in its eyes. After a long time, it will still rush over and shout a few times, which means that I left him for so many days without saying goodbye. I can't accept my leaving until I grow up in Zhang Laifu. No matter how many days I leave it, as long as I get home, it will jump up to meet me in my sleep. People can't live without love, and so can cats. Zhang Laifu grasped the most essential thing in life, and sometimes he was more farsighted than others.