Ultimate Three Kingdoms 1. So, so, so, so~ 2. Liu Bei: My surname is Liu Bei, and my courtesy name is Xuande. I am the son of Prince Jing of Zhongshan. I am very poor because my family is in trouble. The most precious thing about my body is that I have noble blood. 3. Liu Bei (repair): Zhao Yun was shaking on a very long board (Zhao Yun was saving Adou on Changban Slope) 4. The rich man is the uncle, not the eldest brother... 5. Zhang Fei: We are For those who come to school, can you please remove the Eight-door Golden Lock Formation and let us go to school? Dean: Who knows if you are sent by the Yellow Turban University to rob the school? Guan Yu: The Yellow Turban University is becoming more and more arrogant now. Zhang Fei: That’s right. When entering the school, they grabbed everything from teaching equipment to registration fees and nutritious lunches. Hey, I heard that the last time there was a school where all the male and female teachers and even the principal’s underwear were taken off and taken away. Guan Yu: Real or fake? Zhang Fei: Of course it’s fake. Guan Yu :HO~ You can be a little more boring. 6. Liu Bei: Student Guan, it’s okay if you like fighting, but you can’t have stones in your head. People with brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them and we only have three people. This is not called fighting, it is called siege. 7. Guan Yu : How can it not be a crisis? It has been the most critical thing since childhood. Zhang Fei: Is it more dangerous than going to the toilet without toilet paper? Guan Yu: Of course. 8. Dong Zhuo: Obsessed, no way, but I am a very simple person. I just want to harm people all day long. Isn’t this simple enough? 9. Your breasts are all fake. Who knows if your admission notice is fake? Zhang Fei: My breasts are real! Guan Yu: This is not the point! 10. Ah Biao, I can’t help you again. My person belongs to you, my heart belongs to Zhao Yun, my spirit belongs to Guan Yu, and my soul belongs to Liu Bei. But now, my life has been stolen by Lu Bu. 11. Liu Bei (revisor): You work very hard to feed the chickens tea leaves. You work very hard, but the chickens can't lay tea eggs. 12. Zhang Fei (with an innocent look on his face): Brother, my chest is broken by a big stone, but your chest is broken by a big stone! 13. Fortunately, I have someone to sleep with me. I heard before that dogs have yin and yang eyes, but it turns out to be true. I kept seeing the piaos dangling in front of me. I was so scared! (Dong Xiaozhu) 14. I have an opinion, who wants to be called Xiaozhu? I am the great Dong Zhuoye, how can I be called Xiaozhu. Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin again. (Dong Xiaozhu) 15. I want to hypnotize myself, that’s not beef, that’s not beef, that’s cow shit…! (Still Dong Xiaozhu) 16. Liu Bei (repair): Third brother, you haven’t mastered Baguaquan yet, but you have mastered Baguazui. 17. Mei Niang: Hey, if you pretend to be stupid, you won’t be credited with great achievements. Zhang Fei: Even if you pretend to be stupid, you won't get a big demerit. 18. "Yeah, the goal was achieved. I am really a dog whose dreams come true!" (Dong Xiaozhu) 19. Female veterinarian: "Be good, everything is fine. Just check it out. Come on, let me give you a kiss." Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, and Ma Chao: "No!" Female veterinarian: "What's wrong?" Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong. , Ma Chao: "It's nothing." Dong Xiaozhu: "A kiss will kill you, it's true. Just let me feel better! Let's kiss with your tongue." 20. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook the world ~ Cao Cao: Zhou Hui Chang Ye's yawn caused a huge wave~ 21. Sun Shangxiang: This is my self-created external skill "Big Soldier Qi Condensation" Zhang Fei: "Big Ice Cream"? 22. Zhang Fei: There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, except one male and one female. 23. Zhang Fei: Are you sure? 24. Zhou Yu: I always feel that you will lie to our lady. Liu Bei: Don't use your intuition randomly. I have an intuition that you will deceive our class Xiao Qiaoye. 25. Teacher: "Excuse me, the Abiao family is very busy in worshiping ancestors. The first uncle, four father-in-law and seven younger brothers are playing cards, the third aunt, the sixth wife and the ninth sister are cooking, and the second nephew and five My nephew and grandson are offering incense. How many relatives are here from the Abiao family? If you know how to do it, please raise your feet."... Teacher: "You all have cramps in your feet and you can't lift them up. This question is not about that. Have you passed it many times? Okay, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will definitely do it, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, Liu Bei." Liu Bei (repair): "What did you just ask?" Teacher: "What did I just ask? I asked, the Abiao family is here How many relatives?" Liu Bei (repair): "I'm not sure how many relatives come to their family, but I heard just now that they have eight Sun Shangxiang." 26. Xiao Qiao: "You are hopelessly smart. , but you will never understand me!" Zhou Yu: "How do you say this?" "I don't want to discuss our private matters on this occasion, okay?" "I just think this matter has nothing to do with you." 27. Sun Shangxiang: "You Have you ever loved me?" Lu Meng and Zhou Yu (pretending to be shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me.
” 28. Zhou Yu: All the heroes of the Eastern Han Academy, since you are here, let’s come in and meet them! 29. Xiao Qiao: Soap with mushroom scent, banana cigarette scent, coriander scent, champagne scent, sesame oil scent, incense burner scent, vanilla sausage scent, custard 30. Liu Bei (repair): My surname is Liu, and my courtesy name is Xuande. I am the son of Prince Jing of Zhongshan. Son, some people also call me Bei Bei, Liu Xuande is me, I am Liu Xuande, (hahaha) but no one calls me Ade (hahaha) 31. Swallowing tiger swallows, it is obvious that wolves follow tigers, and There are swallows~ 32. Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: You must chase a girl until the last second. You must wait until the girl says to stop before you stop. Otherwise, you must chase her bravely. Do you know? Cao Cao: Got it! Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you 33.. Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of longing. You don't have to think about it, it will always appear. The first string will ring (think); the second string will ring. (Thinking); It turns out that every string is very loud (Thinking) 34. Liu Bei (editing): Stay. Otherwise, I will go with you. Axiang: Hey, do you have any new lines? Liu Bei (editing): Get out Come here! Or come with me! 35. Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I will still love bravely (it’s rare to say something so emotional) 36. Zhang Fei: This meal is really rich, let me eat it. "jin". Guan Yu: You ate more than one catty, right? Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties, right? Liu Bei (repair): ...You are shocked. This is how "surprise" is used! ~ 37. Wang Dadong : Tiramisu said that the sinful enjoyment will relax the tight belly of a lady. 38. Li Ru said to the Five Tiger Generals, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at! 39. Sun Shangxiang! : Happiness,,, is to have a secret that only belongs to two people. 40. Cao Cao: Everyone has a friend. Liu Bei: Is it cholesterol? Cao Cao: That’s a waste. 41. Axiang: We will be classmates from tomorrow on. Are you happy? Liu Bei (repair): It’s not bad. A Xiang: Ah~~it’s not bad! Liu Bei (repair): It’s the highest level, and it’s also cute! A Xiang: Actually, in my heart , your music is also the highest level, add est! (shy + blushing) 42. Hua Tuo: I am happy for the treatment that is about to change history. Zhang Fei: If you don’t tell the point, I will let you. Change history! 43. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you can become famous throughout the ages. Liu Bei (Xiu): I guarantee that he will do it! (Let’s watch him together) Well? You can’t predict the future! (Guilty~~) 44. Sun Shangxiang: Which comes first, tomorrow or the future? 45. Liu Bei (Xiu): It turns out that tomorrow comes first, because there is no future between me and Axiang, so how can it come first? 46. ??Liu Bei (Xiu): Then, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people! Axiang: The only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people is to have an extraordinary conversation. What a love! Liu Bei (Xiu): Oh, A Xiang, we are really destined to be an extraordinary love! 47. As the saying goes, today’s test is not good! , I’m going to cheat today. If I don’t do it today, it’s too late! 48. Cao Cao: You’ve also seen Sun Tzu’s Art of War! (Surprised~) Sun Tzu’s Art of War is the result of my Cao family’s ancestors working hard and risking nine lives. The tactical manual I just obtained, the ancestral motto of the Cao family is to pass it on from son to daughter, and it is now locked in my new multi-security titanium vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I must be cautious about asking you. Liu Bei (repair). : Oh! Cao Cao: How did you know the strategy? Liu Bei (repair): Yes~~~It’s written in the plan!~Cao Cao:~~~~Ah hahaha~~It’s written in it, why did I forget it? ~~Liu Bei (revisor): Sun Tzu's Art of War must be passed down from son to daughter... I went to Tie Shikong Secondhand Bookstore and bought 100 copies for your sister~ (Liu Bei's voice, words that hurt Cao Cao. ) 49. Zhang Fei: I’m afraid, Jiang Qian has already “disappeared.” Liu Bei (revisor): Missing is very serious. Guan Yu: Big brother, of course it is very serious. Ma Chao: For people, without wings it is Being able to fly means dying. 50. Zhang Fei: Brother, I don’t care if you are real or fake, boiled, grilled, fried, fried, or smoked, you will always be my Zhang Fei’s big brother~ ~~ 51. Ma Chao: Hey, Lu Bu, do you want to bring an interpreter when you fight with the Huns? .....What's wrong...My mother said communication is very important. 52. Guan Yu: You can’t find it if your mind is wandering all over the place. Liu Bei: Is this how you use your favorite little deer? ... Everyone said naturally: Yes~ Ma Chao: There is a path in my heart that I want to find. If I can't find it, I will look for it. Isn't this just a little deer in my heart? 53.Grandpa: Hello.
Xiu: Dong Zhuo! Grandpa: Dong, you are a big-headed ghost! Do you want to eat Brother Xiong’s food or pizza? ... (After Xiu turned around and left) Grandpa: Who is he? 54. Grandpa: 17 years ago, the alliance leader sent me to carry out a task. Xiu: What task? Grandpa: It’s a secret, even if you tell it, you can’t remember it. Only people with amnesia can remember it. 55. Axiang: Since your Axiang is so smart, shouldn’t you give her a reward? Oh, why did my Bei Bei suddenly blush? I'm talking about rewards. Do you want to secretly kiss me again? Xiu: No. A Xiang: So you don’t want to kiss me at all. Xiu: Then do you want to kiss me? Axiang: Hey, if anyone wants a relative’s home, they have to ask first. It's really moodless. 56. Axiang: Bei Bei, I don’t care what the reasons are that will separate us. In this life, I am relying on you... Promise me not to be like my big brother and let me find you, okay? Xiu: I will never let you find me. If I really can't come back, I'm gone. Before I disappear, I will definitely call SIMAN to you... 57. Guan Yu: Third brother, you There is no chance of being a woman anymore, and she has to go to the battlefield to die.
If you do this, it will only make people feel more sad!
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