A spoof version of Zhen Huan's biography of poetry

This is a line from Empresses in the Palace. Excerpts from Zhen Xuan's classic lines are as follows:

1, afraid of everything.

2, people have joys and sorrows, what is the crime of sad tears. (Chang Chang)

I don't know that there is another truth in this world, cows should press their heads even if they don't drink water. (Liu Zhu)

The handmaiden is willing to follow the young master without second thoughts. (gold) according to

Slave brothers often receive such preferential treatment and must serve them wholeheartedly. I can't finish my report in this life, and when I die in the future, I will become a big green cow, carrying my little master as a bodhisattva. (Xiao Yunzi)

6. Friendship in a timely manner is more precious than anything else. (Chang Chang)

7. Not many slaves, loyal or not. (Chang Chang)

8. Snowflakes reflect clusters of red plums, and their fragrance floats. This is a beautiful scenery. (Chang Chang)

9. I wish my parents and sisters well-being and success in their careers, and I would like to spend the rest of my life in the palace. (Chang Chang)

10, against the wind like a solution, easy to be destroyed. (Classic scene-Master Meng leans on Meiyuan to pray)

1 1, flowers are similar from year to year, and people are different from year to year.

Have a good time, Xun Mei. (Li Yun)

13, the seventeenth master is a wild crane in the clouds, and he is good at six arts. The flute is a must in Beijing. (Chang Chang)

14, sometimes much more blessed than those who can argue. (Chang Chang)

15, there are many plum blossoms in Meiyuan. I am short of a wisp of plum fragrance here. Please stay.

16, Yuta jinque accidentally went home, and Meihua was drunk in Luoyang.

17, it doesn't matter if this road is wrong. This thing goes through people, so it will be difficult. (Li Yun)

18, in the thin shadow of apricot blossoms, playing the flute until dawn. (Chang Chang)

19, Song Cuo, Gu, comparable. (Chang Chang)

20. Apricot flowers are not as gorgeous as peach blossoms, nor as cold as cold plums, especially warm and graceful. (Chang Chang)

2 1, apricot flowers are beautiful, but the fruit that can be produced is extremely sour, and almonds are more bitter. (Classic sayings, what's the point if people have a good beginning and a bad ending? It is better to be like a pine and cypress, evergreen all the year round, without flowering or bearing fruit. (Chang Chang)