The lines of the sketch script "The Five Elements Debate"
Jin Mu's fire, water and soil are five elements. What are the interesting stories about the five elements debate? Here are the lines of the sketch script "Five Elements Debate", welcome to enjoy.
lines of the sketch script "Five Elements Debate"
A: Dear teachers and colleagues
Hello!
a: hey, have you noticed that among the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, gold characters have the most contact with our daily life.
EPDM: Oh, that's not right.
a: we are exposed to a lot of metals in our contemporary life. is this gold, and we can't live without it in language? Kim? Word. For example, to be no.1, resplendent and magnificent, golden cicada, golden horse, golden splendor, golden rule, golden mouth, sincere, the golden stone opens, and the prodigal son never changes his gold? Isn't this all gold?
EPDM: that's not right.
b: to put it this way, there are still many things in our life. There are thousands of plants in nature. They are all wood. Look at the words, what puppet shows, mummies, woody water sources, woody plants, what's done is done, and so on are all wood, so there are many trees.
c: well, in fact, there is the most water. Water breeds life, and our life cannot be separated from water at all. There are even more words, such as water waves are stagnant, water comes naturally, water drops wear away, crystal glass, water has means to cover up, land and water are clear, water and fire are ruthless.
d: wait, wait, what did you say at last?
c: fire and water are ruthless.
D: Listen, fire and water are the most indispensable things in our lives. We use fire to cook and generate electricity in our lives. The words "fire" include inferno, Taoist priest, fire flying, adding fuel to the fire, eyebrows burning, golden eyes burning, chestnut picking from the fire, etc. So, fire is the most relevant to our life!
e: Attention, ladies and gentlemen, there is soil in the soil cover. We live on the land, and of course it has the greatest connection with the soil! Words like collapse, local tyrants and evil gentry, rustic, native-born, rustic, half-buried, ox-horse, people who eat soil and never forget to dig wells!
c: forget it, that's draft! So water has the closest relationship with us.
(A, B, P, D, E contended for gold? Have a great connection with us)
A: How about this? I'll tell you a short story, and you should bring a five-element line that you support in every sentence, okay?
EPDM: ok!
a: I'll go first! It is said that Qin Shihuang, dressed in a golden dragon robe and holding a golden lamp, came to the golden palace and spoke to the hall.
C: He took a sip of water first.
A, B, D, E: Hey, why does he drink water?
c: he is thirsty, so he drinks water. He said to the ministers, ah! This Dayu is good at controlling water!
A, B, D, E: Hey, is that ridiculous? Dayu, that's not from any dynasty!
c: really? Ah, he said again, Dayu is not from our dynasty.
A, B, D and E: Hey, there's no water here!
c: I haven't finished yet. This Qin Shihuang, when he spoke, spit on his ministers' faces. (gushing)
ding: hi! You're spitting on my face! When the ministers saw that you sprayed me, they got angry.
A, B and E: Hey, this fire!
D: Well, the one who is most angry is the thunderbolt fire Qin Ming.
e: Hey, Qin Ming in Thunderstorm didn't belong to any dynasty. Everyone knows that he was a figure in Shuixu, Four Great Classical Novels, ancient China!
A, B, C, D: Water?
b: forget it, that's the water margin! Water Margin.
d: yes, water margin, water margin. I know! Mr. Lu Xun's masterpiece is really too hot.
a: oh, come on, water margin was not written by Lu Xun at all.
EPDM: Yes!
d: who wrote that?
a: it's Cao Xueqin!
EPDM: hi!
D: Right! It's Cao Xueqin Oh, it's really hard for Cao Xueqin to be a lesbian.
A, B, C and E: Hey, where have you been? There's no fire here!
ding: Cao Xueqin gets angry when he can't write it. Cao Xueqin's life is hard, and his parents are at peace before he is born!
e: that's called being buried!
a, b and c: hey, is that ridiculous?
a: Cao Xueqin died before his parents were born, so where did Cao Xueqin come from?
d: ah, yes! Where did Cao Xueqin come from?
a: I'm asking you!
ding: I'm not exaggerating it, which proves that Cao Xueqin was very bitter when he was young!
a: that must be realistic!
ding: hey, Cao Xueqin was raised by his relatives from excrement to urine.
A, B, C and D: Hey
B: Forget it, it's an insult to great writers! This Cao Xueqin, his real name is Mu!
A, P, D, E: Forget it.
a: Cao Xueqin. He has never been named Mu.
Bing Dingwu: Huh?
a: his original surname is Jin!
EPDM: (to A) Bah?
a: why are you insulting me?
b: are you still Cao Xueqin or Jin? I'm telling you, Cao Xueqin is the one I know best. He went to my house to buy wood.
A: Forget it, there was Cao Xueqin before you!
B: Ah, yes, that's the wood my grandfather sold him.
A, B, D, E: Is that ok?
e: you are far-fetched!
a: so what did Cao Xueqin give your grandfather?
b: I gave such a big piece of gold!
a: hey? (smug)
b: oh, wait for me here!
e: how many people are you? forget it. Speaking of this Cao Xueqin, he is a local tyrant and evil gentry who is rooted in black land and born and bred!
A, B, C, D: Hey, what's this?
e: it has something to do with soil!
A, B, D: You can't talk nonsense!
e: there is such a wonderful passage in Cao Xueqin's famous water margin, which says that Cao Cao is walking on the avenue.
A, B, C and D: It's not earthy!
e: he took the dirt road! Cao Cao was walking on the avenue when he saw Ximen Qing head-on. B: Did you see a ghost?
e: at this time, Cao Cao became very angry?
d: what, what?
e: hair soil!
A, B and D: Hi!
c: that's outrageous!
e: when Cao Cao saw Ximen Qing, he raised his weapon and pointed it at Ximen Qing?
A, B and D: What weapon is he carrying?
e: earth cannon!
a: this Cao Cao is also strong!
e: this Cao Cao shouted at Ximen Qing all his life?
A, B, C, D: There is no soil here!
e: he shouted: (in a low voice) you smelly rascal, are you bad, are you bad?
A, B, C and D: It's corny!
ding: you, forget it. you are not as good as me. I think no one can live without the five elements!
a: yes, just like several of our colleagues can't live without each other!
b: just like our family and we can't live without each other!
c: just like friends who are happy together, they will always be friends!
e: yes! Just like China people, we will always be strong and proud to go on!
a: ok, let's end our performance with one sentence at last.
b: I'll go first! When it comes to wood, if you want to talk about pine, bamboo and plum, three friends who are old and cold are like you and me!
c: when it comes to water, it's about lakes and rivers, and there must be friends everywhere!
e: soil soil, look at comrades (pointing to Ding), clothes soil, language soil, appearance soil, soil and soil!
d: fire, fire, I wish you all, life fire, work fire, all fire, fire after the fire is even more fire!
A: OK, let's wish everyone a splendid life.
B: Life is like a towering tree.
C: Love is tender as water.
D: Career is in full swing.
E: Everything is rustic!
A, B and D: Ah
E: Ah, rustic
A, B and D: Hi!
e: half buried in soil!
A, B and D: Huh? Fuck you!
e: In short, I wish you all
A, B, C and D: All the best and all your wishes come true!
(bow);