What are the good sentences and parodies in The Journey to the West?

1, the Monkey King leads a group of apes, macaques, horse monkeys, etc. And sent his ministers and assistants to visit Guo Huashan in the morning and live in water curtain cave in the evening, so they shared sympathy, did not join birds, did not follow animals and so on, and were king alone, which was very happy.

2. Hearing this, the monster was afraid that the Great Sage would harm him, but he opened the corpse, got out of the Yuan God, jumped up and stood in the sky, making the monkey's back heavier. The Monkey King was angry, grabbed him, slapped him on the roadside stone, and made the remains look like patties. Afraid of his rudeness again, I simply tore off his limbs and left them on both sides of the road, all broken.

3. Emperor Taizong took tranquilizing medicine, added several bowls of porridge soup, and was helped into the dormitory by ministers. He had a good night's sleep and kept his spirits up until dawn, and he was full of dignity. Look at how he dresses up; Wearing a high crown and a yellow robe. A good story from The Journey to the West. It is the jade belt of Lantian, stepping on a pair of carefree entrepreneurial shoes. Good-looking, better than dynasties; Today is full of violence and vitality. What a peaceful and wise king of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty Li who came back from the dead! The king of the Tang Dynasty went to Jinxitang and summoned two kinds of civil and military officials. After the mountain call, he was divided into classes according to the quality.

4, push your eyes away, yeah! I see a big tree in the middle. It is covered with green branches and gloomy green leaves, but Ye Er looks like a banana. It is thousands of feet high and its roots are seven or eight feet long. Monkey leaned under the tree and looked up. He saw a ginseng fruit on the south branch, which really looked like a child. It turns out that there is a pedicel on the tail. Look at him standing on the branch, his hands and feet moving, nodding his head, and the wind seems to be ringing.

5, Ruiqi scattered color, auspicious light to protect the body. A good story from The Journey to the West. At nine o'clock in Hua Han, Jurchen appeared. Bodhisattva wears a gold leaf buckle, which is spread out by Cui Hua, shining with golden light and beaded tassels, full of vitality; Wearing a light collar, light makeup, a golden dragon, a blue robe and a flying phoenix; There is a fragrant ring of moonlight, dancing wind, miscellaneous beads and jade hanging on the chest; Tie an ice silk around the waist, weave gold edges, climb colorful clouds, and publicize the splendid velvet skirt of Yaohai; In front of him, holding him is another person. He flies to the East, travels around the world, is grateful and filial, and has a yellow hair and a red mouth and a white Ying Ge. He is holding a vase that is kind to the world. There are branches in the vase, which disperse the sky, the great evil, and sweep away the residual fog and weeping willows. Yuhuan wears embroidered buttons, and the golden lotus is deep enough. Three days later, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva.

It is said that the name of this mountain is Wanshou Mountain, and there is a scene in the mountain called Wuzhuangguan. There is a fairy in the view, and the name of the Tao is true. The different treasures in the concept were born at the beginning of chaos, when the HarmonyOS system began to judge, and when heaven and earth were not open, this spiritual root came into being. Covering four continents in the world, but this kind of cattle seen in Wucun village of Hezhou is called Hui Dan Cao, also called ginseng fruit. It takes three thousand years to blossom and three thousand years to bear fruit. It will take another thousand years to cook and another ten thousand years to eat. Like this ten thousand years, only thirty fruits have been produced. The fruit looks like a child under the age of three dynasties, with all limbs and salty facial features. If a person is destined to smell the fruit, he will live 360 years; You can live for 47 thousand years by eating one.

7, they are in front of the cave, this is a good kill! Look at that: the heavenly king cuts with a knife and the monster touches with a gun. The knife cuts first frost's fire, and the gun turns dark when it meets the spirit. One is an evil monster produced by Mount Kumgang, and the other is a god sent by Lingxiao Guild Hall. That one is mighty because of bullying Zen, and this one is great to save the teacher from danger. The heavenly king ordered the law to fly away the sand and stones, while the demon struggled to sow dust. Sowing soil can teach heaven and earth to be dark, and flying sand is good for mud. The two schools strive for merit, both of which are Tang Priest worshipping Buddha.

8. Black veil on the head and rhinoceros horn on the waist. The black veil floats on the top of the head, and the rhinoceros horn at the waist is in the shape of a gold box. I put my teeth in my hands, wore a robe and hid in the light. Step on a pair of foundation boots to climb clouds and promote fog; With the book of life and death, you are doomed to life and death. The bangs are fluffy and floating on the ears, and the beard is flying around the cheeks. He used to be Tang Guoxiang, but now he is in charge of the case and serves the prince.

9, poetry: Buddha is the heart, the heart is the Buddha, and the heart Buddha always wants something. If you know nothing and have no intention, then you are really like a Dharma Buddha. Dharma Buddha has no appearance, and a round light contains everything. The body without body is the real body, and the phase without phase is the reality. Non-color, non-emptiness, non-return. Like nothing, it's hard to give up and ugly. The internal and external flashes are the same everywhere, and a Buddhist country is in a piece of sand. A grain of sand contains thousands of worlds, and a body and mind are the same. If you know what you need, you will be careless, not stained or sluggish, that is, online merchants. Good and evil do nothing, there is no Sakyamuni leaf in the south.

10, it is said that there are two sages on the bank of the Jinghe River outside Chang 'an: one is a fisherman named Zhang Shao; One is a woodcutter named Li Ding. They are two scholars who failed to pass the exam, and mountain people who can study. One day, in Chang 'an, I sold firewood on my shoulder and bought carp in my basket. We went to the pub together, ate half a bottle and walked back along the banks of Jinghe River.

1 1, moss piled blue, white clouds floating jade, gently shaking the haze. Virtual window quiet room, sliding stool plate flower. The dragon ball in the milk hole hangs on the ground and is full of exotic flowers and plants. There are traces of fire on the cliff near the cooker, and you can see the dregs by the case. The stone bed on the stone platform is really lovely, and the stone bowl in the stone basin is even more impressive. Look at that one-pole, two-pole pruning bamboo, 3.5 clubs. A few pine trees often bring rain, just like a family.

12. After a few days' journey, the master and apprentice arrived in Duke Zhou. As early as the official family of the Duke of Zhou. They welcomed them into town. Take a night off and go out of town the next morning. Hungry and thirsty all the way, I stayed at Xiaoxing for two or three days, and then went to Hezhou Wei. This is the boundary of mountains and rivers in Datang. A long time ago, the company commanders at the edge of the town and the local monks and Taoists heard that Master Yudi had been sent to the Western Heaven to see the Buddha, and they were all respectful. There are supplies inside. Please go to Fuyuan Temple to rest. The monks in this temple met one by one and arranged a late fasting. After fasting, tell the two attendants to feed the horses well, as long as it is unknown.

13, with a net bottle in his hand, my brother squeaked in front and Sun followed. There is a poem as proof, which says: Jade and gold are like the world, and it is compassion to save suffering. I used to rob the innocent Buddha, but now I'm a good man. Several students want the sea to clarify the waves, and their hearts are clean. Manna has proved to be a wonderful method, and precious trees will be taught forever.

14, green trees can climb, and when you know the cold, you will be rewarded. The quasi-spirit only shows, so it is called the mountain king. I saw a fat man coming from behind. What do you look like? A rough double-horned crown with a shrug at the end. The fun clothes are steady, but the hoof steps are more sluggish. The ancestor's name is father, and the original name is mother. It's all because of this name that you can play for Tian.

15, when the monk heard the question, he suddenly looked up at the stranger with a long mouth and big ears. The body is thick and the back is wide, and the sound is like thunder. Monkeys and sand monks are uglier. There are several monks in the hall, and everyone is not afraid. Li Yue is still chanting, so the monitor should teach him how to do it. It is difficult to care about the chimes, but the Buddha elephant stays. Blow breathing light together, and the astigmatism will be surprised at first sight. Falling and crawling, the threshold has never been crossed! You hit me on the head like a gourd rack. Clearing the Dojo became a big joke.