1. Ou Yangxun and Changsun Wuji
Ou Yangxun, a calligrapher in the Tang Dynasty, is not good-looking, and Changsun Wuji, the uncle of the State, looks a little short and fat. One day, the two wrote poems to laugh at each other. The eldest grandson ridiculed Ouyang's poem, saying, "I shrug my shoulders like a mountain, but I'm afraid of my head. I don't know who drew this monkey."
in the vernacular, it means that you can't stand up with your shoulders buried, so who asked Lin Ge to draw this macaque? Laugh at him for burying his head and shrinking his shoulders like a monkey.
This poem exaggerates Ou Yangxun's shortcomings to the point. Ou Yangxun didn't show weakness, and immediately wrote a poem to return it: the head was warm even with the back, and the crotch was full of fear of cold. Just because my heart is muddy, my face is completely round. The poem is both vivid and mean, which makes the eldest grandson laugh and cry.
Their satirical poems were passed down as jokes by the ministers. When it reached the ears of Emperor Taizong, Emperor Taizong burst into laughter. And humorously said to Ou Yangxun: "Don't let the queen know about your poem, she will be unhappy if she knows!"
Because Changsun Wuji is the elder brother of the eldest grandson queen. Li Shimin knew that his wife, the eldest grandson and queen, was a virtuous queen, so she wouldn't be angry about these trifles, so she took the opportunity to give her a silent silence. ?
2. The story of Ji Xiaolan's birthday celebration?
The Qing Emperor Qianlong went to Wang Hanlin to celebrate his mother's birthday, and asked Ji Xiaolan to make an impromptu birthday speech. Lao Ji did not refuse, but blurted out in front of the full house of guests: "This woman is not human." When the old lady heard her face change, Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed.
Lao Ji unhurriedly read the second sentence: "Nine fairies came down to earth." Suddenly, the audience was active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy.
Lao Ji then read aloud the third sentence: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became dumb, and joy turned into embarrassment. Lao Ji shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao and gave it to my mother." Everyone cheered at once. ?
3. Zhang Xian
Zhang Xian (99-178, Ziye), a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married an 18-year-old concubine at the age of 8. At that time, Su Shi, who often sang poems with Zhang Xian, visited him with many friends and asked the old gentleman how he felt about this beautiful sight.
Zhang Xian casually read: "I am eighty and eighteen, and your beauty is my white hair. It's the same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. " In the vernacular, it means that I am 8 years old and you are 18. You are a beauty and I have white hair. It's the same as your inverted book, only separated by a flower in the middle.
Su Dongpo, who is humorous, immediately sang a song: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, grey hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree presses Haitang. " ?
The vernacular means eighteen brides and eighty lang, with white hair and red makeup. Two nights in the mandarin duck quilt, a pear tree pressing Haitang.
4. If the old prime minister marries
If the old man has few wives, life will definitely be disharmonious. There was an old prime minister in his seventies who married a young lady in her twenties. Life was hard to satisfy her young wife, who could not bear loneliness and secretly hooked up with extremely young people. ?
one mid-autumn night, the old prime minister went out to go home and heard a teasing voice from men and women in the room. He hid under the window to eavesdrop. "Look at you like dough!" "Look at you like a powder ball." "Your Old Master Q?" "Like a scorched old dried onion!" The more the prime minister listened, the more angry he became. He put up with it and went to sleep in another room. ?
the next day, the prime minister put moon cakes and fruits on the table, called the little lady and extremely young children, and asked them to recite poems against them. The Prime Minister first chanted, "August 15th is due east, and suddenly I heard the sound of laughter in the room.
The dough is accompanied by the fun of making dough, and the old dried onions are shining outside. " On hearing the Prime Minister's knowledge, my little lady was not afraid, so she simply got the song right: "August 15th is in the west, and Kung Fu divorced her teenage wife.
Although living together, death belongs to others. " When the story came to light, extremely anxious, he quickly apologized to his master and recited a poem: "The 15th of August is full, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. Adults don't blame villains, and they won't do it again. " ?
In the vernacular, it means that when the moon is full on the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th, the prime minister is generous, and adults don't remember villains' mistakes, so they won't make such mistakes again.
5. Chen Jichang and Su Dongpo
Chen Jichang, a scholar in the Song Dynasty, was a little afraid of his wife. In order to laugh at this henpecked gentleman who called himself a "monk in Longqiu", Su Dongpo, a good friend, wrote an interesting poem: The monk in Longqiu was also pitiful, saying that empty talk would lead to sleepless nights. Suddenly, I heard the roar of the lion in Hedong, and my cane fell into my palm.
In the poem, humor and exaggeration are used to describe Chen Jichang's fear of his wife to the fullest, which makes people gush. Calling the tough wife "Hedong Lion" is also the first of its kind. Since then, "Hedong Lion" has become synonymous with "bad wife".