Episode 1
The Gudu University of Economics and Business ushered in the first day of school in September, and there was news that Jing Xiaoqiao, the son of the deputy mayor of Gudu, the most handsome man in the legendary ancient capital, was about to arrive. This made all the girls excited...
Dean Zhang Zhao of the Department of Economics and Management transformed into the Tang Monk in "Journey to the West" and was lobbying freshman Sun Quan to run for school belle: "Only you can be the school belle, only you can be I am the dean! Only you have an 88.888% chance of becoming the daughter-in-law of Deputy Mayor Jing..." He sang while driving away the flies that kept buzzing in his mind. Sun Quan, a young lady wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses to correct squint and a pair of horrifying braces, couldn't figure it out. With her looks, she was the perfect choice for the school beauty...
A Cadillac Speeding by, a man in sunglasses was as cool as Keanu Reeves in "The Matrix". Unexpectedly, he was hit by a rain of pigeon droppings. The man in sunglasses was instantly trampled into a photo by the girls...
Just when everyone was disappointed, a bicycle came galloping from a distance. The rider was a handsome boy with beautiful trees in the wind. The boy's handsome appearance once again triggered a scream that resounded through the sky...
At the toll booth, Cai Wenji, a frog boy born in the 1980s with a wrinkled face, posed like a bodybuilder from time to time, but was kicked to the ground by Xiao Qiao, but she was confused...
Seeing the fierce girl Tai Shi Ci holding five quilts but still walking steadily, Jing Xiaoqiao, who was stubborn again, threw a red fruit at her, but Tai Shi Ci who was hit thought it was someone holding a camera. Concubine Zhen was up to no good, so she shook the naughty man Concubine Zhen into loose parts like a chicken...
An inexplicable cry of "Look at the handsome guy" from downstairs immediately triggered Huang Gai , Taishi Ci, Zhou Yu and Lu Su were so excited that the overweight Taishi Ci was actually squeezed off the window sill by three people who were vying to see the handsome guy. Handsome Xiao Qiao ran over with a Liu Xiang hurdle move to save Taishi Ci, but the difference was only 0.01 centimeters. A burst of black waves caused by Taishi Ci smashing into the coal pile instantly enveloped Xiao Qiao, and his white suit turned into a black suit...
Episode 2
Falled from the fifth floor Taishi Ci, who was plunged into the coal pile, was sent to Hulaoguan Hospital. In the mental hospital, doctor Bian Que, who also had a part-time job as "being studied", used music therapy that can stimulate people into nerves to treat Tai Shici...
The falling incident attracted the attention of Vice Principal Wu Guotai Pay attention, she made a grand appearance like the Egg Tart Prince in "Lucky One Dragon". Without paying attention, four followers came to help, two held the fan high, and the other two were responsible for throwing pieces of paper at her head...
The visit to the doctor is fake, but the conspiracy is real. After learning the secret of the deputy mayor's son Xiao Qiao and Sun Quan having a love affair when they were young, he could deal with Xiao Qiao if he could deal with Sun Quan. After he had dealt with Xiao Qiao, Zhang Zhao showed a bright future to Wu Guotai, but was unexpectedly killed. Wu Guotai taught him hard...
At the night talk in the dormitory, Sun Quan and others were sighing. They still only heard of the legendary handsome boy Xiao Qiao but never saw him. The embarrassing girl Huang Gai, who has great paparazzi potential, has already found out that the legendary Xiao Qiao not only looks like a mixture of Takeshi Kaneshiro and Tony Leung, but he is also the son of the deputy mayor.
Sun Quan couldn't help but shudder when he heard this. The dusty little dirty butt and the yellow and thin face that had always existed in his memory became clearer and clearer, and the dusty past gradually emerged. .
The sudden arrival of Liu Bei, the last school belle and swan girl, interrupted the four people who had their own thoughts. Liu Bei's encouragement was like a stone that stirred up a thousand waves. Huang Gai, who thought he was more beautiful than Sun Quan, was full of confidence to run for the school belle. On the surface, Liu Bei taught the four people the difference between "side light" and "remaining light", but secretly he was performing "Infernal Affairs".
Xiao Qiao and Cai Wenji, who had just come out of the bathhouse, saw a beautiful girl in the mirror at the same time, riding away on a motorcycle...
Episode 3
In order to seduce Sun Quan to win votes for her as the school beauty, Huang Gai decided to ask Sun Quan to take a bath for 2.5 yuan at any cost. However, when she came out of the bathhouse first, she was suddenly attracted by the graceful figure of Xiao Qiao in front of her. He lost his soul and completely forgot that the key to the wardrobe was still on him.
Sun Quan, who encountered the "Naked Body" incident, thought about it and came up with a strange move. He decided to sneak back to the dormitory wrapped in a newspaper while the night was dark and windy. Just when Sun Quan thought he had a trick and ran back with the front blocked and the ground behind him covered, a wind turbine flew by and rolled up newspapers flying in the sky. What was left to Sun Quan in an uproar was a figure with long hair flowing behind him - Cao Cao.
There is no most embarrassing thing, only more embarrassing. Xiao Qiao, the male protagonist of "PP Love", appeared in front of Sun Quan at this moment. While accusing Sun Quan of being pornographic and violent, he also wanted to help the stupid and naive Sun Quan wrap up. newspaper. When they met naked for the first time, Sun Quan blushed to the roots of his ears, while Xiao Qiao was very disdainful: "I saw it a long time ago when I was a kid! I don't know who asked me to accompany them every time they went to the toilet." Sun Quan kicked Xiao Qiao. Then he fled in a hurry.
Just when Xiao Qiao was chasing Sun Quan, reminding her that there was still a newspaper behind her butt, the windmill came roaring again and knocked Xiao Qiao away. When Xiao Qiao flipped gracefully in the air, she looked at her When the eyes of the long-haired beauty met like electricity, the thunderbolt female Cao Cao suddenly shuddered, and she decided to chase Xiao Qiao to the death!
When Cao Cao sent Xiao Qiao back to the dormitory, Concubine Zhen and Xiao Gan in Xiao Qiao's dormitory all had nosebleeds silently. When Cao Cao looked back at Cai Wenji and smiled, there was lightning and thunder for a while, and Cai Wenji was stunned. , two lines of hot tears slowly flowed down Cai Wenji's cheeks...
Episode 4
Sun Quan's abnormal expression aroused the suspicion of the girls, and they used "torture" to force Sun Quan to tell the story. The story with Xiao Qiao filled the entire dormitory with various emotions such as envy, jealousy, and nervousness.
Just when Sun Quan was drowsy in front of Zhang Zhao’s noisy campaign speech for school beauty, he was shocked to learn from Zhang Zhao’s fly-like mouth that the most popular candidate for school beauty selection this time was actually that person. The motorcycle beauty who swept away the newspaper she was wearing at night - Cao Cao!
Sun Quan, the victim who finally found his enemy and returned to the dormitory, learned from Huang Gai’s exclusive information that Xiao Qiao, the protagonist of “PP Love”, wanted to help Cao Cao run for school beauty. First there was the hatred of humiliation, and now there was the hatred of taking "PP". A strong man's determination to behead his head arose spontaneously, and Sun Quan took action to stand up for the election!
Huang Gai, who was secretly gearing up, overused facial masks, causing his face to become covered in allergic pimples. Despite this, she was overconfident and still sang "Sister Lin will fall from the world" and encouraged Tai Shici, who was 3 feet in waist, to run for school beauty with her. Little did Taishi Ci know that Huang Gai had his own Xiao Jiujiu, because Taishi Ci could be her backer if he ran for election.
Huang Gai, who succeeded in lobbying, walked out of the hospital, only to find that Cao Cao was implementing a "beauty trap" on Xiao Qiao in order to run for the school beauty...
Episode 5
Sun Quan, who got the gossip about Huang Gai, secretly peeped outside the music classroom. The sight of Xiao Qiao and Cao Cao playing harmoniously inside made her small universe finally explode, and she mustered up the courage to ask Xiao Qiao to watch a movie in front of Cao Cao. Unexpectedly, Cao Cao had already included Xiao Qiao as his prey, and had already made an appointment with Xiao Qiao before he could. Sun Quan was faced with the choice of three people PK...
In the end, Sun Quan still used Liu Piaopiao in "The King of Comedy" Appearing in a movie theater dressed innocently. When the love rivals met, they were extremely jealous. The intersection of Cao Cao and Sun Quan's eyes was like sparks hitting the earth. In an instant, sand flew and rocks flew, the sky collapsed, and a "fierce battle" began. When Sun Quan, who was temporarily at a disadvantage, took out his trump card - a dirty handkerchief given to her by five-year-old Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao didn't care. Faced with Xiao Qiao's neglect and Cao Cao's ridicule, Sun Quan's eyes turned red. Stomping his feet, he turned around and ran outside.
In the most terrifying school beauty audition scene in history, the embarrassing girl Huang Gai appeared with a big pustule on her face and recited her own poem in vernacular affectionately, "When I was lying on the bed, underneath me It’s my white sheets. When I lie on the bed, the walls are white around me. When I lie on the bed, the ceiling is my white youth..." The chief judge Zhang Rang was so shocked that his eyes only shot darts...
Cai Wenji, who disguised herself as a woman, walked onto the stage very enchantingly, but was eventually expelled from the classroom by the angry teacher Zhang Rang. Xiaoji was full of grievances: "Who stipulates that school belles can only be girls? Your gender Discrimination!” Teacher Zhang Rang spurted blood on the spot...
Episode 6
The Pili audition continued, and the "silly girl" Tai Shici dragged his wounds wrapped in gauze She stepped onto the stage bravely and sang a copycat version of "Two Butterflies" with such powerful vitality that it shattered the glass in the classroom and shocked Professor Zhang Rang's heart. The bottom performer was successfully promoted. Cai Wenji, who was disguised as a woman, wore a floral dress and walked onto the stage very enchantingly. "Who stipulates that school beauties can only be girls? You are sexist!" Teacher Zhang Rang spurted blood on the spot...
Under the escort of Zhang Zhao, Sun Quan, the steel-toothed girl (from "The Variety Star Lord" with a bug look), successfully passed the audition and advanced to the finals of the campus ambassador, striving to have a final fight with Cao Cao. The mysterious Liu Bei stepped up special training for Sun Quan and the others, and took out a secret weapon - the rehearsal of the four little swans.
Cao Cao, who got Xiao Qiao's support first, played "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai" in the piano room. Sun Quan was furious when he saw the two men harmonizing with each other, a talented scholar and a beautiful woman. Instigated by Liu Bei to "steal men", she resolutely found Bian Que, a doctor who was "studied for spirituality", and risked being disfigured to ask him to remove her braces...
Cao Cao suddenly received a secret letter with a flying knife, which read: "Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind." Liu Bei's figure flashed past... After receiving the information, Cao Cao went to the practice room to peek at the rehearsal of the Four Little Swans. , made three plans in a row, not only borrowing all the Swan's costumes, but also walked into Zhang Zhao's office charmingly and talked about the "secret fragrance"...
Episode 7
At the finals of the school beauty election, Sun Cao was indifferent to the winner. Cao Cao decided to implement the third plan and tempted Cai Wenji to coerce Xiao Qiao to dance with him. The music started, and the three men, Cai Wenji, Xiao Qiao, and Concubine Zhen, stunned the audience! Cao Cao, on the other hand, looked even more elegant and sexy with the male swan, and received endless applause...
Sun Quan and others, who were robbed of the show and had no clothes, were at the end of their rope, but in desperation they finally There is a bright future. Picking up the scissors, tearing up her clothes and loosening her hair, Sun Quan, the young lady, walked onto the stage as if she was dead.
Suddenly, his glasses fell off, his wig flew away, and Sun Quan actually flew the braces that even Dr. Bian Que's pliers couldn't remove into the mouth of the stunned Xiao Qiao!
The atmosphere in the audience was extremely high. They were really fighting to win the pot and fighting to the end. On the talent show, Chibi was set on fire again! The music stopped suddenly and the performance ended. The four of them stood still. Sun Quan, without braces and glasses, was like Jolin Tsai, "Look at my seventy-two transformations." The flattering Zhang Zhao and the arrogant Zhang Rang wrote the word "fire" on the palms of their hands at the same time...
The disgraced Sun Quan invited his roommates to eat and drink wildly at the self-service hotpot city, where Cao Cao took advantage of his defeat. Frustrated, I had already made an appointment with Xiao Qiao for a secret meeting at Sanfu Restaurant...
Episode 8
How can the school beauty tolerate a loser pretending to be pitiful? Relying on Sun Quan, who has the title of school belle, and under the instigation of everyone, a group of five people went to Sanfu Restaurant. There was a sinister atmosphere in the restaurant, and the group also turned Sanfu Restaurant upside down.
Sun Quan and Cao Cao began to compete with each other through Xiao Qiao in the middle. Sun Quan, who won the school belle election, was far inferior to Cao Cao's calmness and calmness. After several flirtatious glances, everyone was unable to resist. Stay, but the stubborn Sun Quan did not admit defeat. For a moment, the scene from the copycat version of "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" reappeared, Jing Xiaoqiao was so angry that the girls spurted blood and fell...
When returning home at night, Xiao Qiao entrusted Cao Cao to Cai Wenji, but unexpectedly This move was like sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth. Drunk Cao Cao mistook Li Gui for Li Kui and kissed Cai Wenji...
Sun Quan was just thinking about Xiao Qiao sending him back, and his heart was pounding like a deer. , who knows that Xiao Qiao actually said a cabbage and watermelon theory: "No matter what, you are a big cabbage, and I am a big watermelon. A big cabbage will always be a big cabbage, and a big watermelon will always be a big cabbage." Big watermelon." Sun Quan, who has never forgotten the "PP love", was stunned when she heard such a cabbage watermelon theory. Xiao Qiao's words became an untieable knot in her heart.
"Little Li Flying Knife" dressed as a butcher appears. It turns out that Wu Guotai's nephew Ling Tong hopes to use students to sell his camouflage uniforms, so the military training also begins...
Episode 9
Before Sun Quan could recover from Xiao Qiao’s cabbage theory, she unexpectedly encountered a real cabbage. It turns out that Sun Quan conquered the heart of Zhuge Yun, a boy from the Agricultural University who was also training in the military, with his inadvertently blurred three smiles! "You are my big cabbage!" Zhuge Yun began to dream and invite frequently...
Physical education teacher "Leopard Head" Wei Yan dominated the military training field. The instructor returned the favor and tried to turn the students into carrots. Cai Wenji was forced to have "close contact" with her smelly shoes because of her tricks. The embarrassed Cai Wenji decided to use the "Thirty-six Stratagems" against Wei Yan...
"Iron-faced" Instructor Li said that "it is difficult for a hero to be a beauty", no matter how hard Jing Xiaoqiao's "Powerful King Kong" legs kicked him , all motionless, but facing Zhou Yu's charming song "The Romance of the West Chamber", "steel is refined into softness", and in an instant, there is lightning on a sunny day...
The girls are hungry in bed. So YY held a "God of Cookery" competition. Xiao Qiao served a five-centimeter-long yellow croaker, a giant raw taro, and a whole old hen as his creations. Sun Quan and Cao Cao not only drooled, but also exchanged words with each other. Start spitting. A new round of fighting begins, and the outcome of the two is difficult to determine...
Episode 10
Cai Wenji took advantage of the "fairy relationship" with Wei Yan to take advantage of the opportunity to flatter her, and went to court again and again. After handing in the military training reports "On Teacher Wei's Ordinary One Soldier", "On Teacher Wei's Ordinary Two Soldiers", "On Teacher Wei's Ordinary Three Soldiers", Wei Yan seemed to be very satisfied with him...
Your noble son Xiao Qiao Finally unable to withstand the hardships of military training, he used red potion to fake a nosebleed and pretended to faint and be sent back to school. After his little plan succeeded, he sat in his Cadillac feeling proud. Sun Quan rushed out of the military training team to stop Xiao Qiao, scorning and blaming him, but Xiao Qiao, who had a strong self-esteem, walked away anyway. Just when everyone was disappointed that he escaped before the battle, everyone was surprised to see Xiao Qiao coming back dragging the box nonchalantly...
Taishici, who usually eats two kilograms of steamed buns and one kilogram of beef every meal, hugged him. With the determination of "eat meat or die", he will fight Wei Yan on the top of the cafeteria. Taishi Ci, who had a waistline of three feet, was finally defeated by Wei Yan, who was eight feet tall, and was imprisoned in a solitary room in the dark of winter...
The heartless girls still thought of what they wanted at the critical moment. The education of "We are all in the same boat". So Sun Quan and others sneaked to the canteen to buy snacks for Tai Shici. Just as they were carrying snacks and looking for traces of Taishi Ci, and preparing to sneak into Chencang, they suddenly heard Wei Yan coughing...
Episode 11
"There is justice in the world. , if you pay, you will be rewarded." In order to reward Cai Wenji, Wei Yan decided to let him lead Xiao Qiao and others to grind the grass, so as to avoid the cruel military training during the day. Unexpectedly, Cai Wenji bossed the three of them around like a contractor. Xiao Qiao, who loves to tease people, used another trick. When Wei Yan received Cai Wenji's report "On Teacher Wei's Four Ordinary Soldiers" again, he saw that "the genetically mutated aliens were the hippos that Noah's Ark ran over. "Orcs are looked down upon by all orcs", the flattering Cai Wenji became the hardest worker in military training. Faced with the cruel Wei Yan's pressing step by step, amid lightning and thunder, the friendship between Cai Wenji, Xiao Qiao and others is facing a test...
Hard military training continues, and everyone is constantly embarrassed.
Xiao Qiao wanted to demonstrate the "integration of waist and horse" in front of Instructor Li. After receiving the authentic blessing with multiple kicks - flower fists and fragrant legs, Instructor Li not only remained motionless, but also casually threw Xiao Qiao into the sky. Target practice started, and Xiao Qiao's cool "Xiao Li Flying Knife" actually hit Instructor Li, Cai Wenji and Tai Shici consecutively "purely by accident"; Huang Gai arrogantly shouted that Instructor Li's target shooting was not as enjoyable as CS, but Instructor Li... Ask her what CS, big S, and small S are; Tai Shici tried to use a brick as a grenade, but accidentally hit Wei Yan with a brick; the sports idiot Lu Su not only missed all the targets, but also misfired and injured a fellow villager. Pet sheep, causing bloodshed...
Episode 12
Faced with these students in various situations, Wei Yan, a male Gong, scratched his head and finally came up with an eternal idea. With a clever move, he decided to conduct undercover and counter-reconnaissance activities. He finally targeted Lu Su, who had always failed in military training, and threatened her not to pass military training in exchange for information on their latest activities. Lu Su, who was timid and cowardly, was forced to the wall... …
Sun Quan, Huang Gai, Zhou Yu, and Tai Shici were unable to sleep due to hunger, so they attempted to "escape" by drilling a dog hole. Unexpectedly, as soon as Sun Quan got out, a strong light swept over him, and Wei Yan watched eagerly behind everyone. Huang Gai and the other three were punished by cleaning the toilet, but Sun Quan had a "love affair" because of this...
The date between Sun Quan and Dabaicai Zhuge Yun gradually became exposed, which attracted the attention of Huang Gai and others. Suspicious, in order to find out what happened, Huang Gai, Zhou Yu and others followed Sun Quan to the cabbage field, but they did not know that there was another person behind them - Xiao Qiao.
When Zhuge Yun, a declining man, mustered up his courage and was about to boldly confess his love to Sun Quan, he encountered a venomous snake. Just when the girls were panicking and screaming, Xiao Qiao was like a magic weapon descending from the sky. He took the go-getter Moye kitchen knife that Zhuge Yun carried with him, imitating the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint", and calmly saved Zhuge Yun's life. To dig out the bones and extract the fangs, Zhuge Yun used the distraction method of Hua Tuo, the ancient miracle doctor. He looked at Sun Quan's jade photos to distract the pain, but in the end he was defeated by Xiao Qiao's giant bone digging tool. The unlucky Zhuge Yun went from spitting to spitting. Bloody, unable to hold on, he fainted and fell to the ground.
Xiao Qiao's timely appearance that night and his refusal to mention it afterwards made Sun Quan feel a little sweet while guessing. The two of them, who were happy enemies, seemed to have deliberately avoided certain topics. Military training base There was a tense and uplifting training atmosphere. At this time, Zhuge Yun, who had recovered after being injected with serum in the city, appeared in front of Sun Quan again...
Episode 13
Returning from recovery Zhuge Yun decided to express his inner feelings to Sun Quan again. Unexpectedly, a piece of chocolate brought all the way to please Sun Quan actually attracted the hungry dog ??Wangcai...
As Zhuge Yun was sent away again After entering the hospital, Sun Quan and others became more suspicious of Xiao Qiao. On the one hand, they were talking about the cabbage theory, and on the other hand, Zhuge Yun was frequently injured. What kind of medicine was being sold to the seemingly unrelated Xiao Qiao? Sun Quan couldn't help but think more deeply about the relationship between cabbage and watermelon.
With the military parade and bonfire party, the days of military training are over. With the four-person song "Sailor" by Xiao Qiao in the dormitory, everyone is moving towards a new college life. The military training made everyone understand a truth, just like the song said, "This little pain in the wind and rain is nothing. Wipe away your tears and don't ask why!..."
After the military training, I encountered a snake Zhuge Yun, who was biting and dog biting, invited Sun Quan to a gathering at the Agricultural University. On the campus of Agricultural University, he unexpectedly ran into Xiao Qiao again. The gossipy Huang Gai judged like an expert: "Xiao Qiao must be here for you!" This statement made Sun Quan feel a different kind of warmth in his heart.
When Sun Quan was shocked by Zhuge Yun's Chinese cabbage and eight-character theory, and rushed out of the door, he saw Xiao Qiao sitting on Cao Cao's motorcycle. During the conversation, Xiao Qiao did not forget to tease Zhuge Yun. The white and bright teeth in your mouth are actually acquired porcelain teeth, and even eating Chinese cabbage makes your teeth stuffy. Sun Quan was teased by Xiao Qiao again in front of Cao Cao...
Cao Cao pressed forward step by step and started to take action, inviting Xiao Qiao to join the drama club. Xiao Qiao, who only loved teasing people and skipping classes, was noncommittal. Cai Wenji, who had long been in love with Cao Cao, felt weak every time she saw Cao Cao's senior sister since the last kiss, and couldn't help herself, so she sneaked into the drama club as a handyman.
Episode 14
Sun Quan, who was frustrated after returning from Agricultural University, continued to think about the "relationship between cabbage and watermelon", while the sisters in the dormitory discussed a hard-to-get solution. Plan, use the "three no's" principle to fight against Xiao Qiao, "don't take the initiative, don't refuse, don't take responsibility", and treat the other person in the same way!
Zhang Zhao is still plotting "Xiao Qiao's incident" with Wu Guotai from time to time. Zhang Zhao went to talk to Xiao Qiao with a smile on his face, but Xiao Qiao said: "Cao Cao is my good friend, and Sun Quan is still a little girl with a runny nose. How can I get along with her?" He turned and left. ...
The arrival of retired instructor Li and his completely different speech and behavior shocked everyone. The unsmiling Instructor Li actually spoke in Suzhou dialect this time (Note: I learned Suzhou Mandarin from director Fan Xiaotian), and his speech and behavior became pretentious. Instructor Li, who made everyone complain during the military training, actually fell into Zhou Yu's trap this time. Gentle country. But as if he had regained the feeling of first love, he could not get into the eyes of the aloof and super narcissistic YY girl Zhou Yu. In the end, he only ended up with the same fate as Zhou Yu's other suitors - holding on to a strand of black silk given by Zhou Yu as a souvenir.
Taishici was rejected from the examination room by teacher Zhang Rang because he delayed too many classes, but after scaring off Lollipop, he unexpectedly gained Wei Yan's favor. Wei Yan took a fancy to her "death-killing chicken arm" and encouraged her to join the school's sports team to practice javelin in exchange for the following condition: she could eat free buffets in the cafeteria in the future!
Episode 15
Taishici, who was late, was kicked out of the "Art Performance" class by Zhang Rang and was not allowed to take the exam. However, Zhang Rang told her that the shoes she left in the classroom last time were given to Concubine Zhen. But in fact, Zhang Rang had no idea that the last time was another prank by Xiao Qiao. Taishi Ci stormed to the boys' dormitory in a furious manner. Not only was poor Concubine Zhen's ears pulled, but she was also forced to help Taishi Ci outwit Zhang Rang's exam...
Cao Cao and his think tank were plotting in the dormitory. "How to conquer Xiao Qiao". Cao Cao came up with the "boiled frog" plan, and at the same time asked Sima Yi and Jiang Qian to continue to inquire about information about Xiao Qiao's "love history" in kindergarten...
The upcoming final exam has become the highlight of everything. The most important thing is that everyone makes preparing for the exam a top priority. Sun Quan began to follow Lu Su's example and went to the library to review his homework. Huang Gai was like an ant on a hot pot, cramming for his homework. Even Taishi Ci was known to have a cantilever and a cone in his buttocks to prepare for the end of the semester. English words are more helpful for sleep, so he clicked on the bedside. The candles started a "prairie fire" in the dormitory, and for a while everyone came to put out the fire with milk bottles and foot-washing water...
Sun Quan and the others made a move to ask her to apply for a deferment of the exam. In order to get a sick leave note to apply for deferment of the exam, Taishi Ci ran 50 times around the playground wrapped in a big quilt and was watched. He also went to the cafeteria to try to eat braised pork made from plague pork, but found that it had been robbed. In desperation, she had no choice but to go to Hulaoguan Hospital alone. There, she discovered a "horrifying" scene, because there were gathered "experts" from all over the city who applied for deferment of exams...
Episode 16
Ended After Dr. Bian Que's Wudang Mianyun Palm, Tai Shici only received a sick leave note allowing ten minutes of rest between classes. How could Taishi Ci give up? She resorted to thirty-six tactics: she ate several steamed stuffed buns filled with cartons, went to the cafeteria to catch flies, and used a lighter to heat the thermometer when checking her temperature... In the end, Concubine Zhen, who was still sick, helped Taishi Ci again, and Taishi Ci took it. He used Concubine Zhen's stool to deceive Bian Que into giving him a sick leave note, but Bian Que was found to have typhoid fever and had to be forcibly isolated.
The brave Taishi Ci was eventually defeated by the nurse holding an electric baton. He was captured at Hulaoguan Hospital and quarantined for half a month. The entire school was also quarantined for a week. Sun Quan and the others could only rely on airdrops. of cans and biscuits. Taishi Ci was finally approved to defer the exam, and Sun Quan and their freshman life ended in studying, exams, handsome boys, and tossing.
In the new semester, the school drama club began to recruit new students. Wu Guotai appointed Zhang Rang as the chief director of the drama club and asked him to produce a unique drama and win the gold medal at the city's college student drama festival!
Cao Cao’s offensive became more and more fierce. When he saw Xiao Qiao joining the drama club of which Cao Cao was the president, Sun Quan’s "three no's" principle was completely declared invalid. Under the encouragement of his roommates, Sun Quan was unwilling to continue. Play hard to get, determined to fight - join the drama club.
Unexpectedly, Sun Quan had a bad start. Not only was he made things difficult by Sima Yi and Jiang Gan when he signed up, but he also got into trouble on the way to the first rehearsal and was knocked around by the strange professor Zhang Rang... …
Sun Quan limped into the drama club, and Cao Cao ridiculed her...
Episode 17
Seeing in his eyes Xiao Qiao continued to tease Sun Quan about his lack of cerebellum, but he put Sun Quan's injured leg on his own knee and took out a handkerchief to bandage Sun Quan's leg. Sun Quan suddenly blushed. Cao Cao looked on and was so angry that he was about to vomit blood and die.
After one plan fails, Cao Cao deliberately invites Xiao Qiao to the swimming pool and "accidentally meets" Sun Quan and Huang Gai. The love rivals are extremely jealous when they see each other. Faced with a bikini-clad figure with a fiery figure. Cao Cao, Sun Quan, who has always followed the kawaii route, wants to regain his self-esteem through swimming competitions. Sun Quan, who thinks he is the best dog dog in the dormitory, is kicked out of the swimming pool by Huang Gai. She cannot swim and is humiliated in front of Cao Cao. In order to save face, Senior Sister Cao Cao tried her best to be charming and watched Xiao Qiao rubbing Cao Cao's legs. Sun Quan was so angry that he left with side eyes...
Sun Quan, a young lady who had suffered many defeats and fought many battles, was lucky enough to meet Senior Sister Liu Bei. Returning in time, dressed as a workplace beauty, she exclusively received the Jade Girl's Heart Sutra from Sun Quan and the other five people, and taught them the secrets of female charm. In class, Sun Quan and others were all posing and acting coquettishly. Although they appeared in the innocent style of Cecilia Cheung's school girl in "The King of Comedy", they kept making shocking poses... Little did they know that Liu Bei was trying his best to create her "Inseparable" "Tao" task is to help Cao Cao win Xiao Qiao.
In the library, Sun Quan and Cao Cao both took a fancy to the book "The Self-cultivation of Actors". Unexpectedly, Cao Cao fell in love with Sun Quan, she and Xiao Qiao with one kiss...
Episode 18
In the drama club, Cao Cao did not miss any opportunity to oppress Sun Quan and watched On the stage, Cao Cao, who was dressed as Juliet, kept making cooing noises at Xiao Qiao, who was dressed as Romeo, and his hairstyle changed at any time. Teacher Zhang Rang, who considers himself an artist, asked Sun Quan to play the role of a tree in order to let Sun Quan better understand the highest level of performance. .
Xiao Qiao, who loves to tease people, put a flower on Sun Quan's head in a funny way, and told Sun Quan seriously that it was a flower blooming on the tree...
Faced with Zhang Rang's difficulties, Cao Cao Sun Quan resolutely decided to quit the drama club and gave up on Xiao Qiao completely.
The absence of Sun Quan from the drama club gave Xiao Qiao one less person to tease, and he felt an inexplicable sense of loss in his heart. He began to miss the days when he was with Sun Quan. Xiao Qiao came downstairs to Sun Quan and returned all the words Sun Quan had said to him during the general training, telling Sun Quan not to be a deserter like he did during the military training, otherwise he would Look down on Sun Quan.
Sun Quan finally returned to the drama club. Zhang Rang asked her to play a table this time. Not far away, Xiao Qiao cast an encouraging look, and Sun Quan decided to play a silent table.
Xiao Qiao asked Sun Quan to play table tennis on the weekend, but Sun Quan insisted on calling Cao Cao. When the three-person PK started again, unexpectedly, the lingering Cai Wenji came to disrupt the situation again...
After playing table tennis, everyone eats together. Xiao Qiao, who was a little drunk, chased him out and vaguely expressed his feelings to Sun Quan, but Sun Quan shouted: "I don't like you teasing me like this" and ran away in a panic.
Episode 19
After sobering up the next day, Xiao Qiao was also wary of his words and deeds after drinking, but was told by Concubine Zhen: She called Sun Quan’s name in her dream last night Shout three hundred and twenty times...
Guo Jingjing’s “diving suit” sent by Wu Guotai’s nephew Ling Tong contributed to the “Qingmei Boiling Wine Cup Volleyball Competition” at Gudu University of Economics and Business, and there was a lively atmosphere for practice on the playground. .
Because of the invincible temptation of the 1,000 yuan bonus, everyone finally decided to put on classical volleyball uniforms and participate in the competition. In order to deal with this group of girls who knew nothing about volleyball, Taishi Ci began to conduct special training for everyone. He also borrowed the CD of "Volleyball Girls" and forced everyone to practice "Meteor Fireball" hard.
When the two teams were competing secretly, Cao Cao was hit by a ball flying from Sun Quan's team and lost all his beauty. The two teams were immediately at war, and the clouds of war instantly filled the air. Cai Wenji sacrificed her life to save the beauty and fought hand-to-hand with Taishi Ci. When the two were fighting inseparably, Meng Huo led the security team to arrest the perpetrator. Cai Wenji and Taishi Ci immediately changed their faces, hugged each other, kissed each other, and shook hands warmly. Meng Huo looked confused...
Cao Cao wanted to recruit Xiao Qiao to be his coach but was told that he had already Become a referee. In desperation, he had to accept Cai Wenji's flattery. During the training, Cai Wenji showed her "well-developed limbs and simple mind" nature from time to time. Although she was scorned by Cao Cao, she deeply attracted the nymphomaniac Huang Gai with her muscles...
Episode 20
Looking at the four people who were tortured by the special training and made no progress, Taishi Ci decided to contribute the secret treasure "nirvana"-the ancestral secret recipe "Dali Pill" wrapped in horse manure paper! . Huang Gai sneered at this, believing that he would have a chance of winning only if he stepped forward and used "beauty traps" and "distancing schemes" to win over Cai Wenji. Therefore, she often appeared suddenly between Cao Cao and Cai Wenji, which made Cao Cao very angry, but Cai Wenji was confused...
Sun Quan's team met the cafeteria aunt team in the preliminary round, "Shaolin Football" The scene in the movie was played out again. The canteen aunt team came well-prepared, equipped with large frying spoons, iron pots, rolling pins, etc., and looked sure to win. After the timeout, Sun Quan's team drank Daliwan water, and they were really transformed...
In order to make Xiao Qiao, the referee of the final, favor him in the volleyball final, Cao Cao used a motorcycle to kidnap Xiao Qiao and go to the judo gym to compete. ...
The volleyball final between Sun Quan and Cao Cao is imminent. Sun Quan is preparing for the match with all his strength, but gossip girl Huang Gai tells Sun Quan that Cao Cao kidnapped Xiao Qiao on the way... Sun Quan, who heard about this, expected that the other party must be playing a trick. , how could she be willing to lose at the starting line, and directly intercepted Xiao Qiao's Cadillac running to the squash court, hoping to compete with Cao Cao. Unexpectedly, the judo hall's oolong scene happened again. The lips of the two gradually came closer, and Xiao Qiao suddenly shouted: "I swear to death to be fair, just and open!"
Cai Wenji, who originally looked down upon Huang Gai, Suddenly inviting her to play CS, Huang Gai failed to withstand Xiao Ji's strong current and became obsessed with love, exposing the target of "Daliwan".
So the modified version of "James Bond" sneaked into Sun Quan's dormitory late at night...
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