Which is more disturbing, football or poetry? Poetry should be better.

On New Year's Day, China man enough 1: 3 was completely defeated by Vietnam, which really made people feel confused. Before the game, almost everyone was full of confidence, and we must not let everyone get in the way, or even send a big victory to add luster to the Spring Festival in the Year of the Tiger. Unexpectedly, the China men's soccer team not only lost, but also lost their underwear and was stripped naked.

The trouble in football is not a day or two. The only thing that can compete with the national football team is poetry. Football and poetry, two altars, are equal and uncompromising. So, the question is, which is more disturbing, football or poetry?

In fact, it's like fishing out a stone in a cesspit, and it's really difficult for people to compare who tastes worse. However, there is a difference between football and poetry. We might as well compare and contrast, maybe we can tell the difference.

The congestion of the national football team is intermittent, often once every four years. At other times, nobody cares. Winning or losing is not important. "Stay away from the national football" has become a piece of advice that people relish.

Poetry is a little different, and it bothers me every day. Today is this publication, tomorrow is that publication, and there will be a "bombing" once a month, or twice, such as Poetry Magazine. At the end of each year, we should pay more attention to the epidemic situation. This award and that award make people dizzy.

There are endless ways to disturb the poetic world. When the pear shape is finished, it is a sprinkler; When the sprinkler passes by, it is the body of the lamb; When the lamb's body is gone, it is Qing Wu's body, and after Qing Wu's body, it is the body of shit. The key to how to write "disgusting" is that it can be published publicly and even win a grand prize.

The troublesome figures in the football world have changed one after another, but the poetry world is different. Thirty years ago, it was those people who worried. Thirty years later, those people are still worried. This is really unreasonable. Like "evergreen trees", they have always been "worrying" in the poetry circle.

Thirty years ago, Sha Yi "peed" on the Yellow River. Thirty years later, Sha Yi really stood on the podium. Shen Haobo, who wrote in his second half, has now become a big shot in the book industry. Jia Qian, the founder of "shit body", was originally an associate professor. Li, a poet stained with milk, actually became the editor-in-chief of the only central poetry publication, Poetry Magazine.

As a result, the "disturbing heart" of poetry circles became public. Instead of hiding, they came forward with dignity. In their view, "as long as you are not sad, others are sad." They regard this "interruption" as a kind of capital or an honor and enjoy it with relish.

At this point, football is different. Every time China men's soccer team loses, they always want to find some reasons. What league has not started yet? Players are not in the state, or the rhythm of the game is broken in the middle of the league, or the players are tired at the end of the league, or the players have no reserves for the game at halftime.

Or, if the weather is too hot, the players are physically weak, or if the weather is too cold, the muscles of the players are stiff, or if the weather is neither too cold nor too hot, the players will be motivated. There may also be problems with the venue. Long-leaf grass is easy to slip, short-leaf grass ball is easy to deviate, wide-leaf grass affects technical movements, and artificial grass changes the direction of the ball.

Anyway, football still needs to find out the reason and explain why it lost. Poetry, on the other hand, never wants to explain anything. They think they are all "famous poets" and they write the best poems. They can write whatever they want, and write whatever they want.

In other words, football can still recognize their mistakes (although they never change), but poetry never realizes that they are wrong, and they always feel that they are right. They even think that under their own leadership, the poetry world is entering a glorious era. Not only do they not think they stink, but they think others stink and they smell good.

In this comparison, which is more disturbing, poetry or football? The answer came out. Chooses smelly in smelly, "disturbing" chooses more "disturbing", and poetry is obviously better than football. "Stay away from poetry", everyone should keep it in mind, can't you afford to hide if you can't be provoked?