Interesting couplets about the Spring Festival. As much as possible.

First, according to the number of couplets, list the shortest couplets: death couplets: life (note: the word "life" is written backwards), which means: I would rather die standing than live backwards. But the upper and lower couplets have only one word, which is the shortest couplet in the world. Background:1March 8, 926, the appalling "318" tragedy was created. Afterwards, at the martyrs' memorial service, someone wrote this couplet. This couplet has only two words, but it hits the nail on the head, and the strong determination to fight the reactionaries to the end is vividly on the paper. The longest couplet is 1. It is called [the first couplet of ancient and modern times] (180 words). First link: Dianchi Lake, 500 miles away. I was very happy when I was lying on the shore. Look: Dong Jun; Western spiritual instruments; Go north, winding; It is better to choose the winner than to board the chessboard. Taking advantage of the snail state of crab island, it will be windy and foggy to comb the incense. More frequent days and reeds are dotted with some jade feathers and Danxia. Don't live up to it: fragrant rice around you; Sand cleaning; Nine summer hibiscus; Three spring willows Bottom line: a thousand years ago, keep it in mind. Empty the wine and sigh where the hero is. Think: biography of Han Xilou; Tang Biao iron column; Song wields a jade axe; Yuan straddles the leather bag. Wei Lie played an important role in moving mountains and rivers. Draw a building with a bead curtain, and the volume is not as good as the sunset rain. Then I broke the wreckage and gave it all to the pale smoke. Only win: a few minutes; Half a river fishing fire; Two rows of autumn geese; A frosting pillow. Note: See Daguan Garden Building in Kunming ([Qing] Sun Zui's topic Daguan Garden Building in Dianchi Lake, Kunming). 2. But the longer couplets are here (2 10) ... The first couplet: several floors, alone supporting the East Peak, connected with Shuiyao Mountain, painting, gathering in Qing Xue, spreading Baihe cigarettes, baking clouds and dyeing Tsing Yi. Poets sometimes miss the past, and soldiers sometimes raise their abilities. The most pitiful flower core has fallen, the spring boudoir mirror has been buried early, the loquat is lonely, and the fragrant grave is in the green field. I have mixed feelings about this. Laughing butterflies always send them to bed. Try to shout from above: By the way, whose property is this half month? The second part: After thousands of years, I changed the Nishikawa Bureau many times, and made great achievements. I acted as a hero, leaped over the hillock and went to the dragon, died before the slope, and crouched tiger sang frogs at the bottom of the well. Suddenly iron Ma Jinge, suddenly silver Di, if Long song short fu, prose yee hate leisure; Curling cloister, windy and rainy. I was dumbfounded, and there was no return to the four seas. Jumped to death and finally fell into the trap of Gankun. And attach a bow to the dangerous building: look, look, that cloud is my day? Note: It was found in Chongli Building, Wangjiang Building, Chengdu. This couplet consists of ***2 10, which is 30 words more than the above-mentioned couplet of Daguanyuan, but it is not as famous as Daguanyuan. But when it comes to the first couplet in the world, this pair ranks third at most. Look at the two pairs below. 3. This pair is longer (220 words) ... Part I: Who said that peach blossoms are thin? Look at that brilliance, adding color to many beautiful women. Drop clear jade dew, envy Wan Yanlei flowing Xia. After all, He Chun didn't go to Murphy to bear one fruit after another. So Zhong Ping set a plan, and the thief Dou Taihou gave a banquet, and Liu Lang wrote an inscription. In addition, nucleolar drugs can treat chronic diseases with jaundice. Dry knives can drive away ghosts and capture the beauty of cats, knowing that the season makes the group fragrant. It is said that autumn chrysanthemum and winter plum, be careful not to blindly follow poison friends. Part two: I boast of the enchanting land, overlooking the green ridge and adding clouds to the Qiongge. There is Zhuoming Lake and Shili Jialin to collect scenery and paint. As if the new dust had gone, cranes were flying in the air because of their favor. No wonder Wenshan Range Rover, holding high the joy, visiting friends in Qincun, and splashing ink on the monument. If Tomb-Sweeping Day is resurrected, the fisherman will be called back to despair; The spirits are all near-re-embodiment, and the songs to be sung today. Don't be sad, the red rain falls on the quiet stream, and the coquettish leaves continue to hang down, which makes you believe that ordinary people don't have to feather into immortals. Note: It was found in Taochuan Palace, a scenic spot in Taohuayuan, Hunan, and is often written by modern people. 4. This pair of couplets may really be the first in the world (350 words) ... The first pair of couplets: It is said that Fei came once, and Lu Shao came first, but Chu Shu failed the exam. How can it be imitated from which dynasty? Strive to climb mountains away from poverty and congestion, and people who feel at home are on a platform. Only Mi Heng wrote a poem and Cui Hao wrote a poem, which will be handed down forever. Wandering behind the official track, choosing victory depends on the face, connecting Anhui and Henan in the east, Jingxiang in the west, Changyue in the south, and resting in the north. In the vast universe, Hu goes to a stranger. Hang up the eaves, listen to a few times, hang up the sails, play with the snow waves and clouds, and get out of the top of the hundred feet. The towering Pinclay and Liang Dong regained their pride in the gorge, thanks to the efforts of the public. The immortal Xiongnu is an illusion. Xi will wear a sword on his shoulder, drink money in the bushes, play the flute on the ridge and have a crane shadow in the air. The second part: Pan Feng supports Jiege. To say that Xin Qiji was at the beginning of the furnace means that Bao Ming spread far and wide, and Jin history was lacking in doubt. who did you hear that from？ I admire the emperor's early days from battlebase, and I think of many characters in those days, but the clouds and bears left behind are always bright. The rest robbed King Tu, saying that he was mighty for a while, and was ordered to destroy the yellow string, drive solemnly and widely, practice magical powers, and build zhanghua in one spirit, falling down and heroic, and finally ending in the setting sun. However, the Hanshui River in Fangcheng still remembers Zhou Gezhao Hall, so unlike Qingchuan, it is still Yao Tianshun's day, with hundreds of millions of people climbing to heaven, sweeping the ground, grabbing a clean place, seeing great achievements and celebrating today's happiness. Romantic talk is endless, and I can't appreciate the willow shade, jujube in front of the pavilion, grass color in front of the continent and plum blossoms on the river abroad. Note: Found in Yellow Crane Tower, Wuchang, the author is unknown. This may really be the first long couplet in ancient and modern times. The following couplets can also be regarded as long couplets: If you are a frequent guest, why not ask Kangning? But there is money in the bag, wine in the urn and food in the pot. Take some old pages and let the waves sing. Wealth should be broad, skin appearance should be stubborn, and facial features should be smart, which is better than thousands of officials. After 60 years, I am not so determined to become an immortal, and there are troubles in the air. Only make the ears have no vulgar sounds, eyes have no vulgar things, and the chest has no vulgar things. A few random new flowers crisscrossed. Going to bed late and getting up early seems like two days of leisure. Zheng Xie was in his sixties [Qing Dynasty]. His loyalty is not easy. The sound of the army is in Huaihai, but his love is in Jiangnan. Looking back on the great rivers and mountains, I will never leave Chixian to resist Japan. He is still brave and worthy of his life. He has made great contributions to the world. Jiuquan should laugh. Mr. Wang stood in the middle of the revolution before his death, connecting the past with the future, washing away the old, highlighting the national justice and recreating Gan Kun; For more than 40 years, I have been worried about the country and the people, tearing down the sky and the land, becoming red and red, arousing the spirit of independent accounting and sincerely defending the righteousness of the world. China is a place where world powers compete, from Taixi to Japan, political plunder, economic aggression, and even conspiracy, fighting for slaves and horses; Our party is suitable, I am sad for the founding of the country, and the clouds are sad and dark. I asked who would succeed and resolutely regrouped; There are hundreds of millions of people, but workers and peasants must work together on the basis of the three people and five rights, follow the legacy of sacrifice and struggle, become a great cause to comfort Sun Yat-sen's hero Li Dazhao, devote themselves to the revolution, do their best, and drink integrity at home and abroad; Two Long March, which lasted seven years; Exile in a foreign country, if after ten degrees in the Spring and Autumn Period, the reactionary plot draws empty cakes and imprisons several places, which is particularly strong; By the east dike, the party prolongs its life, representing the state, and the talents are beyond redemption. After 20 years of hardships, classmate Su Jing went to the northern expedition side by side, and * * * raised the banner of righteousness; Once we broke up across the ocean, the anti-Japanese army flourished, and the whole country fought bloody battles. Maolin was scarred and trapped; I am very happy to get out of prison this time, and meet again after such a long separation. What do you mean, on the black tea mountain, I want to fly to the starry sky; On the eve of the attack on Gusu City, Zhu Yuanzhang and counselor Liu Ji made couplets: the mouth of the world, the mouth of heaven, aimed at swallowing the king of Wu, and the king of the people was on the side. This association is intended to be full-time. Cleverly expressed Zhu Yuanzhang's determination to "swallow Wu" and his plan to unify China. Ji Xiaolan said to Gan Long's couplet: Two dishes of beans, Xiaolan. Qianlong said: I think: two butterflies are fighting in the forest, and Xiaolan said: I think: a seagull is swimming on the water. Qianlong said: Bailong Temple hits Zhonglaolan Road: The Jade Emperor is playing in the Yellow Crane Tower. Gan Long said, Lotus bud in the pool is holding a red fist. Who are you hitting? Xiaolan said that hemp leaves stretched out their green palms on the shore. What do you want? In the Qing Dynasty, Beijingers had a restaurant called Tianranju. Once Qianlong passed by this restaurant and praised the elegant name of the building, so he wrote a couplet on the name of the building. The couplet is: guest lives in nature, guest lives in heaven. But the bottom line is hard to find. Because the bottom line must meet the following conditions: the last five words are inverted sentences of the first five words, and it is indeed difficult to have complete meaning, balance and harmony, and beautiful artistic conception. He ordered ministers to be right. Just when everyone had a big headache, Ji Xiaolan made a couplet: the monk swam in the Yinyun Temple, and the Yinyun Temple swam with the monk. This couplet is neat and perfect, and won the praise of ministers. It is said that later generations also have a pair of couplets on this matter: people have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha Temple is bigger than others. Emperor Qianlong led his ministers to mount Taishan to worship Dai. At that time, The Romance of the West Chamber was being staged in front of the temple. Gan Long had a brainwave and said to Ji Xiaolan, I have a couplet. How about trying it? The first couplet of Qianlong said: Dongyue Temple plays the story of the Western Chamber, and the southern accent turns to the northern tune. Xiaolan slightly wants the right way: Spring Peace Square, selling summer cloth, autumn harvest and winter storage. Combining the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I believe that it is very suitable for east, west, north and south. When the ministers swam to Guanyin Pavilion, Ganlong sent another couplet asking Xiaolan to return to the right: every inch of land is a temple, and poetry is said by the temple. The poem says: Sail away from the ancient temple tomorrow, and Xiaolan is really unambiguous. He replied: two trees make a forest, and the forest is forbidden. It is forbidden to say: axe pounds enter the mountains with time. This couplet can be said to be seamless, and the last sentence and Mencius' ready-made sentence are very natural and rare. In the fifty years of Qianlong (1785), 1,000 banquets were held in Qianlong and Guanqing, with 3,900 people attending. There is an old man 14 1 year-old in it. Emperor Qianlong talked to Xiaolan on this topic. Ganlong is a couplet: flowers and flowers are reunited, and the year is added on March 7. Sixty years old is a flower, two flowers * * * 120 years old, and 37 years old is 2 1 year old, which adds up to exactly 14 1 year old. Xiaolan thought about it together and made a pair of couplets: the ancient and the rare celebrate together, and the spring and autumn are more than once. Seventy-year-old is Guxi, Shuangqing Guxi is 140 years old, plus one year of spring and autumn, it is 14 1 years old, which is wonderful. After Emperor Qianlong appointed Ji Xiaolan as the editor-in-chief of Sikuquanshu, he felt that the task was heavy, and that the DPRK was understaffed and lacked the right-hand man to compile the master program. He thought that since ancient times, there have been many talents in Jiangnan, so it is better to go to Jiangnan. After making up his mind, he went to the south alone. When I arrived in Hangzhou this day, I inquired all the way and learned that there are four gifted scholars in eastern Zhejiang, one is Gao, the other is Zhou, the other is Wen, and the other is Shi. They all live in Fuchun Mountain in Tonglu, with gifted scholars as their terminal. Ji Yun thought to himself, "If you can invite these four talented people, why worry about nothing?"! Early the next morning, Ji Xiaolan hit the road. I was a little breathless all the way. Seeing a gazebo halfway up the mountain, I went in to have a rest. Stepping into the pavilion, I saw that the stone table in the middle was filled with dining tables, and there were four literati-like people sitting on four stone benches. Ji Yun sat down, listened to the words of the four men and watched quietly. In a blink of an eye, the sun is setting, the orange mountain is full of color, and pieces of catkins are floating in the breeze, floating around. Ji Yun suddenly felt relaxed and happy, full of poetry and painting, but his mouth was a must: there was a breeze on Fuchun Mountain, and the willows were full of red eyes. Peach blossoms bloom all over Zhangtai, and the sunset shines on Xiaoting East. Hearing this poem, the four people present here could not help but respect Ji Xiaolan. They stood up together and invited Ji Xiaolan to sit down and chat. Ji Xiaolan met four outstanding people. It may be the person you are looking for, so I sat on the seat and stated my real name, as well as the purpose and preparation for coming to Xi' an in Jiangnan. The four men smell speech a surprised, it turns out that the four of them are the four scholars Ji Xiaolan is looking for. Gao Xiucai took his hand and said, "I have long heard that Mr Ji is brilliant. I have a pair of couplets. Please renew it. " Say the first couplet: the ice and snow on the water are worse; Ji Xiaolan pondered for a while, then said to him: There is fog in the air, and the sun can be seen in the clouds. After listening, Gao Xiucai nodded again and again and said, "It really is." At this time, Zhou Xiucai stood by and said, "The late student also has a couplet to ask Mr. Ji for advice." Then I read: the turtle floats on the water and is green; Ji Yun replied: "It stands upright and loose, and the tip is broken." . As the saying goes: In spring, a child's face changes three times a day. It was sunny just now, and suddenly it began to rain. The rain fell on the top of the pavilion and made a clear sound. Shi Xiucai stood up and said to Ji Yun, "Bachelor Ji is outstanding in talent and deserves his reputation. Next, I will make a couplet with this rainy scene, please have a look at it. " Then he chanted: the spring rain is continuous, the eaves are like playing the sound of nine, jingling, and the lady's dream is shattered, and the husband is guarding the border; Ji Xiaolan saw that he took rain as the topic, which alluded to the bitterness of the separation of husband and wife, and the topic was meaningful. So I stroked my beard, looked up at the sky and meditated. At this time, Shan Yu gradually stopped, and the dark clouds in the sky gradually dispersed. He had a brainwave and immediately recited in a clear voice: the clouds are ethereal, and the sky seems to shine with five cents. They often come and go, arousing the endless thinking of Kyoto wanderers, and their friends stay in their hometown. This couplet is integrated with the couplet in structure, which means that the wanderer from Kyoto is thirsty for talent, and his friend still stays in his hometown and refuses to go out, implying the meaning of blame. Shi Xiucai couldn't help admiring the profound meaning in the sentence. Seeing that Ji Yun is so responsive and polite, scholars can't help but admire him. They used their spare time to recite poems, one for you and one for me, and got drunk. The next day, four people followed Ji Yun to Beijing to compile books. Ji Xiaolan is familiar with poems and has a strong memory. His teacher once took a joint examination of Du Fu's "A Car Shop", saying that "the new ghost is crying there with the old ghost". He skillfully used the sentence "His life hangs by a thread" in Li Shangyin's Ma Su, which was seamless and neat, making his teacher admire you more than Lan. When Ji Xiaolan was selected as a Jinshi, he saw that there were many pawnbrokers in Beijing, so he casually recited a couplet: "East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker for things", and he couldn't make a couplet after thinking hard. Later, he ordered to go to Tongzhou to be an examiner. Seeing that Tongzhou is divided into north and south, he struggled for several months before reaching the bottom line: "Nantong House, North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou connects north and south." That's great. One autumn, a troupe that often fooled people went to Ji Xiaolan's hometown to perform. Because the place is poor and the life is poor, the performer is very angry. Therefore, the actor who plays the role of "examiner" in a play satirizes the villagers there: "sour mustard, smelly cucumber, frowning at the entrance; The clinker coincided with Ji Xiaolan's return to his hometown to visit his parents, so he angrily replied: "Destroy the pear garden, lose the play, make a fuss!" A magistrate heard that Ji Xiaolan was quick-thinking and a genius in dialogue, so he wanted to try it himself. One day, Ji Xiaolan was traveling in this county with his driver. He wrote an interesting couplet: "Rats, big or small, are called old". Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment, but it was hard to be right for a moment. He looked around and saw a parrot. He said quietly, "Parrots are hermaphroditic." The magistrate secretly marveled at Ji Xiaolan's talent. Homophonic couplets in homophonic couplets are very interesting because of puns. There is a pair of love: "it will be clear tomorrow, and there will be absolutely no rain tonight;" It's freezing, and it will definitely turn into frost in North Korea. "There is harmony between" no rain "and" no words "in couplets, and harmony between" frosting "and" double ". It's wonderful to have feelings but not show them. Look at this pair again: "the girl transplanted rice and put her hands into the array;" "The young man is carrying water and his arms are sweaty." The words "push", "punishment", "fullness" and "sweat and rain" in couplets are quite unique. Meng Haoran, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, once wrote: "I lost my footing and was exiled by the Ming monarch. I have not seen my friends for a long time." Later generations in the poem reversed the words in the poem and changed them to "I don't know how to abandon it, but I am sick and rare." Satire on a quack is also penetrating-the word "talent" in couplets is also homophonic with "wealth". There is also a couplet, which is both homophonic and palindrome: "Draw a lotus and a monk, and the book is attached to the Hanlin book." Homonyms with different characters, or synonyms with different characters, are even more wonderful. Mei, media also. The flower name is clever because of homophonic. There is a story in the series of Seven Swords in the Ming Dynasty: He was a child prodigy who came to Beijing after taking office. Li Xuexian promised his wife to be his daughter. Stay for dinner. Li pointed to the fruit on the dining table and sent a pair of words: "Lotus root (even) because of lotus (what)." Cheng Ying replied: "If you have apricots (lucky), you don't need plums (media)." Li Dazhi. At the age of ten, Luo Qi, the prefect, recommended him as a child prodigy and wrote a letter to imperial academy. Li Xian, a bachelor, recruited him as his son-in-law, and they paired up at the poker table, using the special rhetorical method of couplets, namely "homophonic lattice", that is, using Chinese characters with the same or similar pronunciation but different glyphs to form homophonic puns by choosing appropriate words. The first couplet of this pair of couplets literally means that lotus root is a kind of lotus seed, which is homophonic with "lotus" and "lotus root" in secret. There is also an allusion from The Book of Songs. The poem "Wako" says: "What about Wako? There is no axe to cut. How did you marry that wife? Media is not allowed. " It is said that the wife must pass the coal man, just as she must cut the handle with an axe, so she is also called "chopping" and "chopping" by later generations. As a result, the homophonic couplet "Why did you get a couple" turned into a question, asking "Why did you get a spouse", implying the need for a matchmaker. The second part of the couplet is correct, and it is also related to the story of "Ke Fan" used in the couplet. On the surface, it was said that apricots were not needed, but in secret, it was replaced by the words "fortunately" and "media", meaning "fortunately, there is no need for a matchmaker", and the answer was "bandit media is not allowed". Questions and answers are impromptu, skillful and appropriate, which can be called agility. Jin Shengtan, a literary critic in Qing Dynasty, was killed in the case of Crying Temple. Before his execution, he bid farewell to his children and said, "Lotus seeds are bitter in heart and pears are sour in stomach." "Lotus seed" means "Reiko Kobayakawa" and "pear" means "Li Er", which is also a homophonic pun, expressing the sadness and pain that people and children will be separated forever. Shake red; Detui (single group, two-character structure) moderately benefit; Full of loss. (single group, three-character structure) contentment is always happy; Can tolerate self-satisfaction. (single group, four-character structure) paper mill concentric knot; Lotus flowers bloom and fall. (single group, five-character structure) Conggui is full of fragrance; Kunshan and Pian Yu are priceless. (compound group, six-character structure) Chunjiang peach leaves are wet; It rains at night and butterflies dream of cold. (compound group, seven-character structure) is full of rivers and rivers, with great tolerance; The wall stands a thousand miles, and it is just without desire. (complex sentence group, eight-character structure) to talk about the past and the present; Let's talk about emotions first, and then talk about the beginning. Modern funny couplets: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'll wait for you to call back; Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal approval: sending the wrong person 2 funny couplets: look behind, thousands of troops; Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes; Horizontal comment: my god, 3 funny couplets: don't cheat in the exam, be a schoolmate next year; Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail; Horizontal batch: it is necessary to pass four funny couplets: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, and go home if you lose; The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken; Horizontal criticism: miserable 5 funny couplets: remove the numbers one and two; Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal approval: only the funny couplets on March 38-6 are left: say yes; In a word: you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it; Horizontal criticism: I can't accept 7 funny couplets: the person I love is taken; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal batch: bitterness 8: pseudonym, fake surname, fake address; Bottom line: Cheat to eat, cheat to drink and cheat feelings; Horizontal batch: I would like to hook 9 funny couplets: Redmi pumpkin soup, one wife and one son; Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people; Horizontal criticism: keep pace with the times 10 funny couplets: the country enriches the people, the family enriches the people, and the country enriches the people. Class Committee's couplet: the sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, and the world is magnificent! I was right: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! 1 1 funny couplet: love is suspended, love has also lightened its position, and fate has slipped to the daily limit; Bottom line: thinking about the bull market, thinking that there is no bear market, and feelings can't be long-term; Horizontal approval: hurry to make up the position 16 funny couplets: collecting debts everywhere; Downward: all parties need money; Horizontal batch: just don't return 12: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally! Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable! Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain. 13 funny couplets: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless! Part two: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part! Horizontal criticism: life without love 14 funny couplets: love your country, love your family, love your sister! Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother! Horizontal criticism: freedom of love