What funny poems are there?

1 ? If the score is not high, it is good to pass the exam. If you are not diligent, you will be smart if you have money. I am the only one who failed the exam. Tears on the face, tears in the mouth.

In the room, I never laughed and laughed, but I didn't practice much. Nanyang Electronic Game City and Xishu Game Hall, Confucius said, "Why not go?" answer

Yue: "My parents don't know my heart."

2 ? Books are like the sea, and topics are like the sea. Where is the boat for reading? Sweat on my back, tears on my side, red fork rolling all over the floor, greasy, the score is still the same.

People have lost weight, only bones and no meat, and they feel guilty. Who are you talking about? Tired and haggard. Sleep, sleep, spring is beautiful, I am ecstatic,

I'm not tired of taking exams?

3 ? Boys have no talent. If I don't come up, I'll hand in the blank paper, and the duck eggs will roll down. There will be a red light as soon as the test paper appears, so you can do it when you go home.

Debate. As soon as you take off your clothes, the wound will appear and you will be beaten several times.

4 ? This poem is not to my liking, and the exam is not fun. It is better to write poems than to play games. I was excited to surf the internet last night, drunk and lost my way.

Into the depths of garbage, there are countless flies, spitting and spitting; I fantasized about the transition in class, intoxicated with where I was, and suddenly saw a dark face, which was terrible.

Terrible, almost died in the teacher's stomach. There is nothing to worry about online. Chatting can solve your worries. Suddenly, I saw the girl waving, nodded and closed the other windows.

It turned out to be an old man from the north! Gross. Gross.

5 ? Purple smoke rises from Rizhao incense burner, and Li Bai comes to roast duck. Drooling for 3 thousand hours, no money in my pocket. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light that the glass is good.

Frost. If you don't wipe it when you are in a hurry, it will get dirty if you don't repair it well.

6 ? A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean. The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

7 ? There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground. If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.

8 ? There are black holes in the well. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

9 ? I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long. How can a poet fart on a high wall?

10 ? The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown. Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.

Modern poetry has no dynasty of authors.

Modern poetry, also known as "vernacular poetry", can be traced back to the late Qing Dynasty, which is a kind of poetry. Compared with classical poetry, they are all emotional.

It is based on things, but it is generally informal in format and rhythm.

Modern poetry is free in form and rich in connotation, and image management is more important than rhetoric application, which completely breaks through the ancient poetry "gentle and sincere, sad but not hurt"

The characteristics of Resentment emphasize the free, open and frank statement and the communication between "sensible and intangible".