Yuanyang men and women.
Daughter Lily wants to be a new wife,
Mom and dad want to be mother-in-law.
The female singer is a mother and daughter in a small county.
man
Marriage is under discussion.
Female (white) Lili.
Male (white) mother, what are you doing?
woman
Lily, you work in a bank,
Nice to meet a man.
What system and unit did he put the class in?
Is it popular in the class?
Which street and hutong has his house number?
Do you live upstairs or in a bungalow?
man
Oh, my God,
At school you teach geography and history,
Don't look at people and things with that old eye.
woman
(White) My good girl, take it easy.
He is almost working, as long as he is nice.
man
Daughters and old classmates often come and go,
I have the same temper as him.
They have a computer at home and can surf the Internet.
His family has a car and a small building.
woman
(White) Is his family so "happy"? His father must be some big cadre.
We can't climb such a high official,
Considering the mismatch, make two copies earlier.
We don't want to lend him any light!
man
(White) Mom,
I didn't tell him for fear that you would stop me.
Their family lives in Xiaonanzhuang outside the city.
woman
(white) huh? His family is a farmer on the edge of the city? Oh, are you greedy for his wealth? Don't care about anything else?
Boys and girls, I'm not obsessed with money,
I love him for his good character, good health and money.
woman
Is he small and beautiful?
Men are not only handsome, but also can write poems.
woman
(White) Hum!
I don't believe you when you say flowers,
Sorghum bud bud, he is particularly black.
Please invite him quickly this Sunday.
I want to take the exam face to face.
If he is outstanding, it's just,
If he is a mediocre fool, you should make a clean break with him and give me yellow before it's too late!
man
Lily won't neglect listening,
The woman suddenly came to Xiaonanzhuang.
(White) Daliang.
Male (white) Hey.
Female (white) My mother invited you.
man
(Bai) Ah, the first time I go to my mother-in-law's house, I have to leave a good impression on my mother-in-law. Lily, let me change.
woman
(White) No need to change.
Mom, she values her heart, not her appearance.
People in love don't care whether it's a city or a country.
She invited you to my home for an examination.
I'm afraid you failed. We are not a couple.
man
(white) ah! My mother-in-law wants to test me?
Tell me what the topic is,
I answered the exam in advance and didn't panic.
I forgot to ask my mother what question to take.
A man can't leave her old job in three sentences.
woman
At school, my mother teaches geography history.
Man, just pretend to be your mother and test my Tian Daliang.
woman
Let me ask you something,
What is the northernmost river in China?
What ocean does the East face?
What is the southernmost island?
What is the plateau in the west?
man
There is Heilongjiang in the northernmost part of China.
The east faces the Pacific Ocean,
There is Zengmu shoal island in the south,
Pamirs is in the west.
woman
What plateau stone forest is steep?
What plateau soil is yellow?
What plateau dominates the southwest and covers the whole world?
What, Gao Yuanfeng blows grass and lowers cattle and sheep?
man
The stone forest in Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau is steep,
The soil layer on the Loess Plateau is yellow,
The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau covers the whole world.
Inner Mongolia plateau, the sky is gray and wild, and the wind blows grass and cattle and sheep are low.
woman
Which Shaolin monks are skilled in martial arts?
What are the poems left by mountain literati?
What mountains and three passes guard Yang Jiye?
What mountains are majestic and tall by the Xiangjiang River?
What mountain looks like a lotus pattern from a distance?
What are the fantastic peaks and boundless clouds?
What is the beauty of the flowers in the depths of the mountains?
How long are the hands of monkeys on the hillside of Xixiangchi Scenic Area?
man
Shaolin monk in Songshan Mountain, Zhongyue has strong martial arts.
Scholars from Mount Tai in Dongyue left poems and articles,
The three passes of Hengshan Mountain in Beiyue guarded Yang Jiye,
Hengshan Mountain in Nanyue is majestic and tall, close to Xiangjiang River.
Huashan Mountain in Xiyue looks like a lotus flower.
Lushan Mountain has fantastic peaks and boundless clouds.
The beauty of flowers in the depths of Lin Tao in Changbai Mountain,
The monkey on this side of Xixiangchi Scenic Spot in Emei Mountain has a long hand and wants to pop candy at you.
woman
Let me ask you something.
What river has a long history?
What is poetic?
What river is South Flower City?
What river is the North Ice City?
What river are the waves roaring on?
What is a river with gold and money?
man
The Yangtze River has a long history.
Poetic and picturesque is Lijiang River,
South Flower City is the Pearl River,
Songhua river, northern ice city,
Nujiang River is the roar of Nujiang River,
Gold is Jinsha River and money is Qiantang River.
woman
What lakes, lotus flowers, fragrant fish playing in the water,
What lake, what water, what green hills, what green shadow gallery?
Which lake is above the ground?
What lake boat is sailing with white sails?
Which of the freshwater lakes is the largest?
Salt Lake What lake is king?
What Hu Xianquan reflects the moon?
What pot of spicy wine smells good?
man
Lotus and fragrant fish in Dongting Lake are playing in the water.
Taihu Lake, Bishan Green Image Gallery,
The bottom of Hongze Lake is higher than the ground.
Chaohu ship set sail,
It is the largest freshwater lake in Poyang Lake.
It is the king of Qinghai Lake Salt Lake,
The erhu string plays a beautiful two springs reflecting the moon,
Spicy soju in a hip flask.
woman
Which sea area is rich in crabs and prawns?
What sea is rich in yellow croaker and yellow sea water?
What East China Sea is adjacent to Sakura Island in Japan?
Which Haizhu reflect coral villages?
man
The Bohai Sea is rich in crabs and prawns.
The Yellow Sea is rich in yellow croaker,
The East China Sea is adjacent to Sakurajima, Japan.
The pearls in the South China Sea reflect the coral villages.
(White) Ask only difficult questions.
Female (white)
Listen to me.
Where is the hometown of ginseng?
Where is the hometown of jujube?
Where is the hometown of litchi?
Where is Pak Lei's hometown?
Where is the hometown of peony?
Where is the hometown of peacock?
Where is the hometown of sculpture?
Where is the hometown of porcelain?
What is the land of brocade?
Where is the hometown of Huagu?
Where is the hometown of acrobatics?
Where is the hometown of volleyball?
man
Fusong County, Jilin Province,
Go to Zengcheng County, Guangdong Province to enjoy litchi.
Jujube in Jishan County, Shanxi Province is sweet and crisp.
Eating in Suizhong, where Pak Lei didn't want to go,
Proud as a peacock, Ruili, Yunnan,
Shandong Heze peony is very beautiful.
Formosa Plastic County, Taiwan Province Province is beautifully carved.
Jingdezhen porcelain is as thin as jade and as thin as paper.
Hangzhou brocade is as beautiful as the West Lake.
The hometown of Huagu is Fengyang, Anhui.
Acrobatics in wuqiao county, Hebei Province is a feast for the eyes.
Guangdong Taishan Volleyball won glory for our country.
woman
(Bai) Hi, I can't remember what to ask either.
M (white) Hey, doesn't mom also teach history?
woman
Don't be a mother yet, I can't answer the question. If I fail in the exam, my mother is still my mother, and your mother is still your mother. Let's take the exam. Let me ask you something-
Who unified the Central Plains and built the Great Wall?
Who rose in osawa Township?
Who is revered in Tibet?
Who does the legal person admire?
Who is the storm pavilion loyal to?
Who is upright and sings loudly?
Who can resist the Japanese invaders and make the world stronger?
Who restored the reputation of Taiwan Province Province?
Who made the seismograph first?
Who first invented paper?
Who wrote Compendium of Materia Medica?
Who wrote historical records?
What kind of people make people shine?
Who wrote Preface to Lanting?
Who calls poetry immortal and bold?
Who says poetry is a sad poem?
Who wrote A Dream of Red Mansions?
Who wrote "Water Margin", the living tiger hero Wu Jiro?
man
Qin Shihuang unified China and built the Great Wall.
Chen Guangsheng is in osawa Township?
Princess Wencheng is revered in Tibet,
Du Dong, a monk in Jian Zhen, preached his admiration for the legal person.
Marshal Yue Fei is loyal to Fengfengge and never gives up.
Prime Minister Wen Tianxiang praised benevolence and righteousness,
Qi Jiguang's anti-Japanese Kouwei inspired the world,
Zheng Chenggong restored the reputation of Taiwan Province Province.
Zhang Heng first made the seismograph,
Cai Lun first invented paper?
Li Shizhen's Compendium of Materia Medica,
Sima Qian wrote Historical Records,
Gu Kaizhi's Ode to Luoshen is full of charm.
Wang Xizhi's Preface to Lanting is full of ink,
Li Bai called poetry immortal and bold,
Du Fu called this poem a "sad hymn",
Cao Xueqin wrote A Dream of Red Mansions,
Shi Naian wrote "The Water Margin" for the sake of a living tiger hero, Takejiro.
woman
(White) What else do you ask? Would your mother like to go to the theatre?
Female (white) Don't be my mother, you should be confident. If you do well in the exam, my mother is your mother and your mother is my mother. Let me ask you something-
What blood-stained peach blossom fan?
What kind of gentleman listens to Qin Feng and asks for the phoenix?
What is the gorgeous fate between you and Huangfu?
When was the autumn when Han Jun Palace and Wang Fan got married?
Yang Jiajiang, the centenarian prince?
What makes a stick strong in Wushu?
man
Plum blood stained peach blossom fan,
Zhuo Wenjun listened to Qin Feng ask Feng,
Meng Lijun gorgeous marriage Huangfu,
In the autumn of Han Palace, Wang Zhaojun married Wang Fan.
Yang Jiajiang, the centenarian leader of She Taijun,
Yang Paifeng's hand makes the stick in martial arts strong.
woman
Hey, what's Yang Paifeng?
The man (white) cooks with a fire. She is a fireman.
woman
Let me ask you something.
What sister is Zhen Shoufang pregnant with Bai Lianzhi?
What elder sister sings Shan Ye tea and flowers?
Which sister doesn't envy the rich marrying the poor?
Which sister sued the rapist for going to the lobby?
man
(White) It's either Jun or Jie.
Why do you ask all women?
I thought my mother preferred girls to boys.
If you gamble on a topic, you have to gamble on your mother's heart.
man
(Narrator) It seems that we must try to have a little girl after marriage.
Female (white) hair what stare blankly, can't answer?
man
Hum, you listen!
You Sanjie, Bai Lianhua, beautiful and proud,
Sister Liu, the red songs of Camellia are melodious,
Sister Wang, wintersweet laughs at the cold kiln snow.
Yang Sanjie, charge the rapist to the lobby.
woman
I failed you in any exam,
Your reading and knowledge are really rich;
You have a good memory and never forget anything.
Poems written by miscellaneous men were also published in Yalu River.
woman
Don't call yourself fat, just breathe.
Male, yes. If you are not married, you are responsible. I have a good temper and don't care.
Women come out of the village to ask questions and answer them quickly.
man
I entered the house in the blink of an eye and saw Lili's mother.
(Ladan skirt) Mom, he is Daliang.
woman
Hmm.
This young man looks very fashionable,
It's really not like the former cultivator "Li Le Leclerott".
I don't blame the girl for liking him,
If he is talented, I think it's similar.
My daughter taught herself to get a college diploma,
Literally, this young man may not be rich either.
Give him some slang questions and try his ideas.
Knowledge and wisdom are better.
(Bai) Daliang, I want to ask you something.
man
Aunt, I don't know much, so I may not meet your requirements.
Female (white) yo, quite modest.
Excuse me, who are you, from Tibet and respected?
Who sings Shan Ye's Tea and Flowers?
man
Hey, here we go.
Princess Wencheng is revered in Tibet,
Sanjie Liu sang Tea and Flowers in Shan Ye.
Women have a long history. What river?
Who guards which river?
man
(White) This question is also picked in vain.
The Yangtze River has a long history.
The PLA defends the motherland and the frontier.
Why can't you see bright tiles on sunny days?
What? The scorching sun is hot and cold.
man
(thoughtfully) What mountain is it?
This question made Liang Da's face hot.
The woman's question made Lili panic.
Tian Daliang blushed and sweated on his nose.
Men are more nervous about Lili than Daliang.
woman
He fanned the flames,
Dude, she has fingertips and a pointed nose. Think about it and try to help me.
It suddenly occurred to me that my nose could smell the smell.
It suddenly occurred to this woman that fans can cool the air.
man
I was busy thinking about the next question,
I quickly pressed the fan to stimulate the light.
man
(white) Oh! Auntie,
You can't see mutton on a sunny day.
Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan.
Women's rights Excuse me, what mountain depends on what party,
What mound, what wall?
man
Our family used to build an earth wall in Fangshan.
Now it has become a small building.
Hard work and wealth depend on the production party.
How rich and powerful the people are.
woman
(White) OK, OK, OK!
The old mother beamed and cheered,
Sweet honey is in the hearts of young people.
Lily found a good partner,
Father and mother became mother-in-law.
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Next time you sing the Avenue of Stars and win a double prize,
Several newcomers are more ambitious.