When Yu Qian was a child, he put his hair in a bun, and a monk laughed at him: "A cow's head loves a dragon's horn." Yu Qian immediately replied, "There is never ivory in a dog's mouth." But when Yu Qian came home, he told his mother that she would comb him into a triangle immediately. When Yu Qian went out to meet the monk, the monk laughed at him again: "Triangle is like a drum rack." Yu Qian replied: "The bald head is like a hammer." The monk was speechless.
Third, the story that Song ran into.
Luo, a poet in the early Tang Dynasty, participated in opposing Wu Zetian, but failed to do so. He had to remain anonymous and become a monk.
On this day, a young tourist came to Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou. That's Song Wenzhi. In the evening, Song walked along the corridor between the temples and saw the bright moon in the sky and the ups and downs of wild mountains. He was full of poetry. He sang two sentences, "The vulture ridge died and the Dragon Palace was lonely", which was meaningful, but the following two sentences could not be picked up at the moment. At the end of the corridor, Song suddenly saw an old monk meditating. He stepped forward to say hello. The old monk raised his eyes and said, "I have two words-",so he sang slowly, "Watch the sea day from the building and listen to the tide in Zhejiang." After hearing this, Song was deeply moved.
Song went back to his room and savored the old monk's two witticisms. Early the next morning, he hurried to visit the old monk, but he was nowhere to be found. Wandering in despair, a young monk passed by, and Song hurried forward to ask. The monk said, "Oh, he is King Robin."
Cao Zhi, the youngest son of Cao Cao, was gifted since childhood and was deeply loved by his father. After Cao Cao's death, his younger brother Cao Pi became the emperor of Wei. Cao Pi is a jealous man. He was worried that his younger brother would threaten his throne and wanted to kill him.
One day, Cao Pi called Cao Zhi to him and asked him to write a poem within seven steps to prove his talent in writing poetry. If he can't write it, it will be tantamount to deceiving the emperor and putting him to death.
Cao Zhi was sad and angry when he knew that his brother was going to kill him. He fought back his grief and tried to think about it ... Sure enough, he wrote a seven-step poem and read it out on the spot:
Soak in the kettle, and the beans cry in the kettle.
We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other!
One day, Ji Xiaolan was bored, hanging out in the street with a group of friends and having nothing to do, Ji Xiaolan.
Say to a friend, "Have you seen the proprietress of that shop? I can make her laugh in one sentence, and I can do it again. "
Let her make trouble with one word! ",friends don't believe it, so the two sides took the banquet as notes.
See Ji Xiaolan packed my clothes, walked to the door of the store, respectfully to the dog meat shop.
A gift, called "Dad!" ; The proprietress paused at first, then covered her mouth and laughed.
I didn't know that Ji Xiaolan immediately went into the shop and saluted the proprietress and said, "Mom!" .
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So Ji Xiaolan won a banquet.