1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
2, you can't cook, stay away from me and I'll cook for you later!
No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!
4. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?
One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.
6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!
7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember!
8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!
9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.
10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?
12, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.
13, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?
15, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
16, none of you can bully her, only I can!
17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!
18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.
19, I must find you when I miss you.
20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
2 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?
22. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!
24, I must give you happiness, no one wants to stop.
The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I will sweep the world for you.
26, give up you, next life! !
27. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, what are you doing outside? Be honest with me.
28. Don't move where you are! Wait for me to fly there!
29. I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others.
30, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions, I am by your side, you are still going the wrong way!
Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together ~
I must find you when I miss you.
If you are domineering and arrogant, you will be happy.
If you are domineering and arrogant, you will be happy.
1. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will get cold in winter.
If the whole world abandons you, remember me, and I will abandon you, too.
When the struggle becomes confused, I feel that life is really meaningless.
The standard of dating now is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead.
There is less true love now, and more love you for money.
6. I will give birth to a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.
7. According to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?
8. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?
9. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.
10, I came to work this morning, and when I was whispering, the leader came, and my colleague immediately stopped the leader. This is my friend.
1 1, local tyrants have another meaning, that is, bold and unconstrained terrapin.
12, if I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.
13, there is always a feeling that the money in the bank card can't be taken out. Once it is taken out, it is gone.
14. For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.
15,45 Looking up at the sky, I can only see white clouds.
16, there are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.
17, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?
18, in this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold.
19, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.
20. I can't bear it, I can bear it again.
2 1, every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.
22. I was pulled out before I came to have sex.
23, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.
24. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..
25. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not for you to be a decoration, so don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.
I have my own things to do, so I don't need you to tell me what to do.
27, don't talk to my sister about feelings, I have no feelings, I just gave it to a scum a few days ago.
28. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.
29. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.
I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.
3 1, I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.
Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know you have hurt them.
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1. Don't ask me if I'm a man or a woman, don't ask me my name, don't ask me why, don't say you love me casually, don't push me behind my back, don't care about me falsely, and don't make friends with me without knowing me, lest I do something you don't like, and I will continue to accommodate those who love me, those who don't love me, and those who don't like me.
2. Some self-righteous men, keep your eyes open and have a good look. You think your woman is not beautiful enough, charming enough and coquettish enough. You think your woman is not charming and considerate enough. You think your woman background is not good enough and your family background is not rich enough. But have you thought about this? If she is so good, she will still want you.
Whether you are familiar with me or not, can you respect me? Can you stop clicking on the heads of my girlfriends, my friends, my sisters and my buddies through my space, then hook up and meet each other? I'm fucking unhappy, so I'm selfish and overbearing. I just said this: don't touch the old paper man. Do you think the old paper opens an introduction agency?
If I am deaf, I can't hear who you are with. If I am blind, I can't see who you are with. For example, if I am dumb, I can't say I love you anymore. Ainima b 1, then go to hell, deaf? Dumb? Blind? For a man, can you turn his mother's hard-working life into this worthless b 1? 23. Good people are jealous, bad people look down on you, honest people say you are stupid, smart people say you are a traitor, cold people say you are proud, enthusiastic people say you are a wave, walking in front of you is a sap, and walking behind you has no share. In short, no matter how good you are, someone will find fault with you. This is the fucking reality.
When a boy replies you with many words, congratulations, he is in love with you. When a boy replies to you, there is something dirty in it. Congratulations, he regards you as a brother, haha.
6. Some men think that the more women they fuck, the more glorious they are, but in fact, if a man goes, says, thinks, takes with him, and goes home to press on the bed, it is the same woman. This is his great man.
7. I just love swearing, but you have to remember. I don't scold anyone. I'm telling you because I regard you as my friend. If I don't treat you as a friend, Stop swearing. Even if it is, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you.
8. There are always some friends who interrupt when you call your parents or partner. Even if they make trouble, they are a group of lovely people. They are not bad, they are very good.
9. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when using you, and love to ignore when not using you. People are not people, and dogs are not dogs. When I am with him, the last thing I want to tell my partner must be: "I am willing to give you my heart, so please don't fucking give it back to me, okay?"
10. I hate that people who are good to me are better to others. I've said this to everyone around me, and it happens all the time.
1 1. Say what you think. Don't hide it. This society is mostly playing tricks on you. If you say what you think, others will not play tricks on you. Of course, we still have to look at people and talk nonsense.
12. Girl, it's time to stop your temper when you step into the society. Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, and what they heard was a joke. Girl, remember, many dogs pretend to be alike. Don't trust those appearances too much.
13. Baby, coquettish is coquettish, cheap is creative. It's not sexy that you pose in front of men with girlfriends all day.
14. Love has only two endings, either going home or your mother becoming my mother.
15. In fact, if you have something to say, if you are dissatisfied, you will scold, and if you are emotional, you will fall in love. At our age, we will say goodbye soon, and we will scream at the sky when we regret it. I'll go to your uncle. Don't be afraid of this all day. No matter how big it is, it will pass.
16. In the face of those people with cheap mouths, you should boldly swear, and if you are angry, do it boldly. Life is so short, why should the old paper wronged itself and give you face?
17. "We were in love from 16 until 27, and got married this year. We just want to prove that 16-year-old love is not rebellious, but meets the right person prematurely. "
18. Don't ask too much of your girlfriend now. Very cute, never old. That's cherry meatballs. It's beautiful and can cook. That's Nima's rice cooker. Economically independent, you are the center. That's your mother.
19. Have you ever been suspicious of someone? At that time, you were close at hand, but you couldn't express yourself anyway, because you knew you weren't his type, so you tried to change yourself to get close to his type. Then you missed it for various reasons. He became the tragedy of unrequited love in your life. Later, you looked at yourself after the transformation and smiled quietly.
20. I can eat whatever I want. Nobody cares that my stomach hurts to death. I'm happy to go anywhere. I don't need to explain who I'm sleeping with. I don't need to explain, I can cry if I want to. I don't have to wait for his cell phone to turn off every day. I don't have to worry about him when I can't find him. I don't have to worry about whether he will break up with me. I don't need to worry about whether he is cold, hungry or thirsty or with other girls.
2 1. The meanest person in the world is not that the man you love betrays you, but that the woman you trust most is with your man, and there is a woman beside him. I won't elaborate on the consequences. Just remember that friendship is always more important than love until you get married.
22. A good man just holds a woman in his arms and says, I'm used to it. What happened? There is no nonsense logic in this. If you love her, will you let others scold her? Next time anyone scolds his woman, go up and give her a mouth. You owe me a fan, and you dare to scold me.
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12. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!
13. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside you pass by every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!
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18. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!
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