-being spit out is the real charm of the Spring Festival Evening.
20 17 what to watch in the spring festival evening of the year of the rooster? Foreword:
In the past, everyone asked that every program in the Spring Festival Evening should be good-looking. Now only one or two programs are required.
I used to stare at the no urine spot from beginning to end. Now, I brush my circle of friends Weibo, grab red envelopes, do other things, and occasionally look up and give face.
It used to be warmed up one or two months in advance, and all kinds of Spring Festival Evening news were tracked. Now, there is only one week left before I start to pay attention to it sporadically. It is estimated that this WeChat official account article will not have a high number of views, alas.
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Chief Director: Yang Dongsheng
The Spring Festival Gala is defined as a cultural feast for 654.38+03 billion people in China, and the general director is the executive chef of this meal.
If you cook a table for 13 relatives and friends in your own home and make everyone happy, you will know how difficult it is and how stressful it is.
If these thirteen people were poor relatives in the countryside twenty years ago, you can just cook a big stew and send them away, and you will be satisfied when you are full.
Now these thirteen people have been eating all kinds of delicious food all over the country for twenty years, and they are very picky. What do you do?
Do your best.
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The pickle corps all disappeared.
I still remember that when Oba Long Legs came to Taiwan Province a few years ago, his colleagues screamed and jumped on him. However, this year, due to well-known reasons, this Spring Festival Gala has kept a purely local performance in China, instead of becoming a Chinese-Korean song concert.
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The plan focuses on
Opening song and dance "Honghuang Youth+Chicken Feeding Dance"
Performances: Lu Han, TFBOYS, Fu.
Aspect: Will people who watch Lu Han and TFBOYS be surpassed by those who watch Fu? Didn't Fu say that he wouldn't take part in these recreational activities? But it doesn't matter. It seems that your achievements in swimming bring you far less happiness than attending variety shows. Why not!
Olympic champions pay New Year greetings to the national audience.
Members: China Women's Volleyball Team led by Lang Ping, Hui Ruoqi, Malone, ZhangJike, Sun Yang, Li and Wu.
Sun Yang now has two "Challenge" reality shows, which is the most successful transition from an athlete to an artist after Tian Liang. Come on, Sun Yang. Other athletes are eager to learn, and their careers are only a few years. Entertainment is a serious business. Of course, you must get grades first, and don't learn from people like that.
Crosstalk "Blue Phlegm Not Mushrooms"
Performances: Jia Ling, Bai Kainan
Jia Ling and Bai Kainan usually take part in too many variety shows and comedy shows, just a few, which is a little tired of aesthetics. The key is whether they attach importance to the Spring Festival Gala and whether they can make good works with their heart.
Prose "honesty"
Performances: Feng Gong, Lin Yong
Feng Gong only plays once a year, and Lin Yongjian is a good actor. I hope they can spark again and don't be embarrassed.
Song "Li"
Singing: Li Yugang, Jonathan Lee, Li Mei, Yi Lee
Want to know who put these four people together? Bet 10 yuan, this song has been sung for so long that I forgot it.
Song "The Story of the New Peony"
Singing: Li Yuer, Yang Tiao, Liu Yangyang, Chu.
Is the new Peony Pavilion Kunqu Opera? Now, the public can enjoy watching operas, such as dressing up and costumes. The disappearance of traditional drama is as irreversible as computer and mobile phone typing replacing brush and pen, and finally it becomes a rare cultural heritage, which is preserved by a very small number of opera fans.
Essay "You Want to Relax"
Performance: Liu Liang, Pigeon.
Who is the actor? I hope the work itself is good.
Imitation show "Who am I"
Performance: Sun Jianhong
A solo performance may be a wonderful program. Speaking of brilliance, how did I think of Bobo in America?
Shanghai Branch-Song "Snow"
Singing: Joker Xue
Joker Xue has been an actor for so many years that he got a song from ten years ago at the Spring Festival Evening. Being a singer in China is miserable.
Prose "Close call"
Performance: Guo,
Guo, you only have one work a year, looking forward to a breakthrough.
Song "ode to Jiangshan"
Singing: Reggie
Urine point
Crosstalk "New Tiger's Mouth reverie"
Performance: Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng
See if Jiang Kun can surpass 30 years ago. After all, someone was really killed by a tiger. It is difficult to find a balance between tragedy and comedy.
Hall's performance in the sub-venue-tribute song "Tianfu"
Singing: Tang Yan, Luo Jin
Tang Yan performed dozens of episodes of "White Paint Face" in Jinxiu Weiyang, in exchange for singing a song called "Talent" with Daxing to see if they have the talent to sing.
Song "Song of Literary Youth"
Singing: Kong Dongdong, Liu Jia
This looks funny, hoping to catch up with the funny songs of a youth choir in Shanghai for the New Year.
Piano Solo "Mountain Flowing Water"
Performance: Lang Lang
There are many people who spit Lang Lang, but there is no way. Lang Lang's piano level is really awesome. I heard it on the spot, completely taken away and conquered, clapping my hands almost numb. I have practiced the music he played, and every note of him has its own treatment, which makes people speechless. With his own ability, he completely broke through the barriers of national boundaries, races and cultures. If he continues, he will become a master, shaping the history of music and letting future generations listen to it for a hundred years. Many foreigners don't care whether Lang Lang is from China, but just think that he is a great pianist. I hope that Lang Lang can live in high mountains and flowing water like he plays, and will not be splashed by secular muddy water.
Song "Free Children Love Radishes"
Singing: Yang
Mice love rice-rabbits love radishes? Oh, my God.
Xichang Branch-Song "Sky"
Singing: Faye Wong
Please don't go out of tune, Tianhou. You left the concert with tens of thousands of tickets. Your former fans are now in their thirties and forties, and they don't listen to music very much. Now young people listen to The Big Bang Theory and Ghost ost. You should cherish every opportunity to play, especially when you meet the stage of 98.
Song "Ode to the Shepherd"
Singing: Huang Qiwen, Zheng Xulan
Zheng Xulan came from my mother's time! Sing a dream of red mansions!
Paper "The Country of the Elderly"
Performance: Bahabao Store
Has the idea of twist been squeezed dry? Change the hip-hop bag shop.
Wushu performance "China Kung Fu"
Performance: Wang Hongyang, Chen Yixue and other "Gangster Boxing Champion" crews.
Kung fu must be very beautiful.
Prose "A Small Goal"
Performances: Cai Ming, Pan Changjiang
It is estimated that Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang are still going the same way.
Acrobatic Power of the Wild
Performance: thomas lee, Dengfeng Shaolin Epo Martial Arts College.
WeChat official account attention: folk song China
Acrobatics must be very beautiful.
Xiang Sheng "What is this?"
Performance: Cao Yunjin, Liu Yuntian
Cao Yunjin, who can rely on beauty and talent, should cherish the opportunity of embarrassing Degang Guo more than two years ago.
The song "Mom, I'm home"
Singing: Mao Amin, Li Keliang
I probably want to tear this song.
Song "The Gun of Life"
Singing: Zhang,
I guess it's a military song
Guilin Branch —— The song "Life is not just in front of us"
Singing: Xu Wei
I can finally let it go after many years. The phrase "every dog has its day" is not very appropriate, but that's what it means.
The magical "dripping water"
Performance: Fu Yandong
The point is whether the magician is handsome or not.
Long Qu in Song Dynasty
Singing: Jackie Chan, Gong Ming
Oh, my God, Jackie, there you go again.
Dance "Splendid Rivers and Mountains"
Performance: China Oriental Performing Arts Group
It is estimated that it will be beautiful and the eyes will enjoy it.
Crosstalk "Speak Well"
Performances: Miao Fu, Wang Sheng
My favorite teacher, Miss Wang, is knowledgeable. Last year, he insisted on saying something against corruption, which made us all laugh worse than cry.
Wang, Zhang, Liu and Chen in Song Dynasty
Performances: Wang Chengcheng, Jason, Rene Liu, Eason Chan
What the hell is this? Is this happening? You'd better make it better, or you'll be spit out. In fact, at this time, the sound of shooting will be very loud, and nothing can be heard.
Zero ceremony: Golden Rooster announces good news
Poem "Poem about Chicken"
Recitation: Yu Xiuhua, Zhang, Jiang.
Chickens can sing, but the guns are noisy and can't be heard anyway. Everyone is sending WeChat blessings and grabbing red envelopes.
Song "Seven Laws" Long March+Sparkling Red Star
Singing: Yang Hongji, David Jiang
Refuse to accept the old age, continue to build, very fashionable. Their ages add up to 140, so you can listen.
Song "Runrun+Meihuashan Love Song"
Singing: Chen Sisi, Jiang Tao
Urine point
Song "Welcome to China"
Singing: Zhang Ye, Yu Junjian, Yan Fei, Liu Hegang.
Ready to sleep
End the song "unforgettable tonight"
Singing: Li Guyi and other stars.
Roll up your circle of friends and spit out the Spring Festival Evening, vowing not to watch it next year. Go to sleep.