I want to celebrate my 80-year-old grandfather's birthday. What poems are there about my birthday?

Because every birthday is bound to be blessed, it is inevitable that there will be too many poems and couplets, so some poets have expressed the difficulty: "It is difficult to quit his life. In terms of wealth, it is vulgar; If you try your best, you will be embarrassed; If you talk about immortals, you will be pedantic and empty. " Reading many birthday poems and couplets can't be separated from the old saying "longevity is like the East China Sea, longevity is better than the South Mountain", so even if there are many cars, it is difficult to spread. In Song Dynasty, there were the most birthday poems, and Xin Jiaxuan's harmony performance was praised to wish a relative his 80th birthday. In his words, he said, "Not to mention, he is the Guanyin Bodhisattva who lives on earth. Even this year, his appearance is eighty, and he is only eighteen. Don't say "longevity candle", don't wish Lingchun turtle crane. Just gently remove the pen and put a dash on the cross. " Add an apostrophe to the cross, and you will be a thousand years old. This kind of birthday speech is really much better than a dry birthday. On the birthday, it is inevitable that someone will take the opportunity to kiss up and kiss up. According to Biography of the East Pavilion, Jia Sidao, a traitor in the Southern Song Dynasty, thanked the Queen Mother and celebrated her birthday. Because their birthdays are only one day apart, the note reads: the virgin son of God, long life is infinite, long life is infinite; Yesterday, today, a Buddha was born, and another Buddha was born. Therefore, some people commented, "Scholars are wise, which is the peak." Some of Shoushi's poems were not written by heart, but they have been handed down. There is a village school book that is 70 years old, and it is only 30 years old to buy a concubine. It happened that Su Dongpo passed by with a stick. The old school book asked for a birthday poem, and Su Dongpo played one. "The waiter is only 30 years old, and the husband is already seventy years of age." It is neat and clever to oppose the old and the rare. Zheng Banqiao, one of the Eight Eccentrics in Yangzhou in Qing Dynasty, wrote a birthday couplet on his 60th birthday: "If you are always a guest, why ask Kangning?" . But there is more money in the bag, more wine in the urn and more food in the kettle. Take some old pages and let the waves sing. Rich and rich, stubborn in appearance, smart in facial features, better than thousands of officials, and fewer people in their sixties; If you want to live forever, it is difficult in the air. Only make the ears have no vulgar sounds, eyes have no vulgar things, and the chest has no vulgar things. Decorate some random new flowers. Going to bed late and getting up early is over 100 years old. "Look at this couplet, it is generous, comfortable and leisurely. As long as you eat enough flowers and are flexible, you will be satisfied; The second part says that I don't want to live forever, and I don't want to live forever, but I want to live freely. At present, I have lived 100 years old. On birthday couplets, people rack their brains to write words skillfully and strangely. In the Qing Dynasty, Peng Zhu celebrated his eightieth birthday, and his 55-year-old Shoulian was called "the best". The upper and lower couplets are paired with "five" and "eight", which can be described as seamless: "Dragonflies celebrate for five years, celebrate for one time, and five numbers are combined with the sky, five numbers are combined, five things are repaired, and Five Blessingg is prepared. Every year, cranes count 80 days in August, celebrating their birthdays, 8,000 in spring and 8,000 in autumn, and paying 8 yuan, starting at 8 o'clock, following the law at 8 o'clock and playing Dan at 8 o'clock. "Gan Long celebrated his eighth birthday with the word" eight ",so the topic of centenarians' daily life is" It's hard to meet centenarians in the world ". In the Qing Dynasty, an old man celebrated his centenary birthday. Wang Wenqing, a lecturer at Yuelu Academy, sent a birthday couplet: "Life is not satisfied with the public; It is hard to meet me alone in the world. "There are also many satirical couplets in birthday poems. In the early years of the Republic of China, a county grandfather searched for land, and the people complained bitterly. This year, on the birthday of the county grandfather, a scholar asked the gentry and merchants in the county to send birthday gifts. On behalf of the gentry and merchants, he wrote a birthday couplet: "The master is a health worker, who cares about sorghum, jade wheat, soybeans and white flowers?" Scrape all the land to collect birthday presents; Ordinary people deserve to die They ate up the bitter fern, kudzu vine, bark and grass, begging God to open his eyes and save their little bodies. "It is rumored that a traitor asked someone to write a birthday couplet on the spot in order to celebrate his mother's birthday, only to see that the person began to write:" This woman is not human ",and the audience was in an uproar. The birthday girl's desire to see broke out, only to see the man calmly write: "The Queen Mother descended to earth"; The bottom line is: "The adopted son is a thief, stealing flat peaches and offering them to relatives. "This couplet can be described as' swearing not to spit out the nucleus', which makes people feel bitter and unspeakable. The development of the first division, the first charity and the first couplet is now a spent force. Old people nowadays attach great importance to their birthdays. Birthday, mainly eating, birthday poetry couplets are rare. This is a little long. Please tidy up. I haven't eaten yet. I'm in a hurry. My writing is limited, and the following can be used for reference: Long Yao is 70 years old, and the new century has crossed, and Shoushan poetry is flying. He Zulong, the Year of the Loong, Shoubi Taishan. Li Tao is flourishing, and the poetry world is not old. Seventy years of spring is not easy, and how much hard work is sweet. Once you cross the sea, you also rely on helping the sages at home. I have been studying new ink with great concentration these days, and I am more interested in old poems. Now, I hope to dance in the court. I believe life is 200 years. There is a pine tree on the steep bank of Jinsha, eager to cultivate ancestors. When peaches and plums are in full bloom, they are lonely, and when there is frost and snow, they compete for green onions. Roots love sunny spring rain more, and leaves still pity the breeze in Cuigu. Teachers are admirable, rare and worthy of rejuvenation. Nanshan is so carefree. Now Zhang Guo is boasting about the harvest of veterans in the poetry garden, and the political show leads coquettish spring and snow to embrace. The bright moon and clear spring are still restraining you, so I will bless the flat peach.