Li Yunlong: "Even if two ants fight on the ground, he will separate a male and a female."
Li Yunlong: "If you are unlucky, you will fart on your heel. When you are the director of a bullshit clothing factory, is that what old men do? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? You wait in Mrding. If one day you get a quilt with Yuanyang playing in the water, it is embroidered by Lao Li. "
Li Yunlong: "The soldiers will bear a nest, and the independent regiment can't get meat to eat, that is, the fucking political commissar is too bear."
Li Yunlong: "This gentleman brought a female gun, which really makes people laugh. I hope it is open. "
Li Yunlong: "Isn't Lao Zi like a boss? Your boy looks up at the sky with his ass up, as blind as a bat! "
Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan
Bao Xiao: (pointing to several assassins in Mu Wangfu on the ground) "These assassins came to my room and I cleaned them up several times."
Bao Xiao: It's hard to catch up with a horse? It turns out that old horses are hard to chase. I really don't understand what an old horse is, running so fast. (Seeing Liu Yizhou next to him looking at him strangely and making a serious look) Nothing, nothing. "
Bao Xiao: "I'm sorry, Emperor, but I got your dragon face wet. Sorry! " "
Bao Xiao: "No, no, you must have broken my eyeball. Now I understand why you are wrong. Why does a person's body have a pig head? "
Bao Xiao: "It's hard to chase any horse when you talk alone!"
Secret Service, Ghost Dog, Ghost Tiger
Zero Tiger: "You can hit an invincible lollipop whose mother doesn't even know you."
Zero Tiger: "It's warm in winter and cool in summer. This is an impeccable special soft breastplate. "
Zero Tiger: "Wow, you run so fast. You think you are Bolt of Jamaica!" " "
Zero Tiger: "Our duty in The Secret Agent is to fall in love, not to pick up girls, not to protect the emperor and investigate traitors. How can we harbor assassins here! "
Battlefield legend Zhang
Zhang: "Where are you going with a gun in your hand?"
Zhang: "Who do you think I will let wipe my ass?"
Zhang: "This is strange. Students are called students, beggars are called beggars, vagrants are called prodigals, cooks are called cooks, and actors are not called actors. "
Zhang: "Your mind is full of problems, and all the beads of sweat you shed are bad water."
Zhang: "I only have a chair in my heart, and there is no room for you."
Zhang: "Our relationship cannot be separated from shackles, and the elderly cannot be separated from their wives."
Zhang: "Don't be aggressive or petty. Hold the knife in one breath and pull it into your crotch. "
Zhang: "Don't wear glasses, pretend to be prude for me."
Zhang: "Is it true? That sentence is false? Are you playing with my, er, that life, too? "
Zhang: "Isn't there a saying? It is the best news that the opponent is smashing pots and pans. "
Zhang: "That's different. It is an anecdote for the boss to do this, and it is a scandal for me to do this. "
Zhang: "I make a rule that whoever plays the bad guy will be the good guy in the future."
Return on Investment of If You Are the One
Roi: "I'm looking for a fairy daughter. What's the matter? I want to genetically modify our old Qin descendants, can't I? If you have to find an ugly one and think about jailbreaking every day, will you be comfortable? "
Roi: "The tall and handsome Mr. Andy Lau and Mr. Tom Cruise will not ask you to get married. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at a glance. "
Roi: "I am open-minded, split-minded, not honest, but I am timid by nature. I can't kill anyone without breaking the law, and my conscience is devastated. If you want to learn bad, you are doomed to be a bad person. In general, it basically belongs to the category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. "
Classic love quotations in 2020
20xx classic love quotations of the year
1. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I get old before you come?
2. Memories sometimes make you bloom and sometimes make you cry.
There are two things in the world that can't be redeemed, one is the past time; You said the other one.
It's never too late to be what you want to be.
5. If your heart changes, your attitude will also change; If your attitude changes, your habits will also change; Habits have changed, so has your personality; If your personality changes, so will your life.
6. I don't give up the courage to love, and I don't doubt that there will be sincerity; I want to have the most beautiful dream and send it to myself in the future.
It may be necessary to hesitate before making up your mind. However, once you make up your mind, you must go straight ahead.
8. It's good to be able to watch joys and sorrows, have an open mind and gain and lose. It is unfortunate to be unable to observe and cling to the foreign minister's gains and losses.
9. Love is not a flower in the soil, but a fertilizer in the soil. The last flower in full bloom is your life.
10. Our loneliest thing is not the lack of a bosom friend, but that we have lost ourselves on the road. When we come, we forget our direction and can't find the way to go.
1 1. No matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.
12. It's hard to walk alone, but it's even harder to walk with another person for a while and then walk back alone.
13. A strong person can't cope with everything, but he can ignore all the injuries.
14. I try not to recall the past, because there is no turning back when I come. I love others carefully, because it won't flood. I can cry if I like, smile happily, as long as it all comes from nature. Not deep, but simple.
15. The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don't have to dwell on external judgment, fall into the eyes of others and distort yourself to please the world.
16. If a woman is unlucky enough to know everything, she must also know how to pretend to know nothing.
17. I know forgetting is a very easy thing. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.
18. There is a feeling that insomnia is always "acacia"; There is a fate that I always believe is "eternal" after waking up from my dream; There is an eye that always sees "attachment" when breaking up; There is a feeling that I am always "lost" after leaving.
19. I don't know what is the boundary between strength and numbness. Sometimes I don't seem to care about anything, but only I know, because I care too much.
20. I hope to have such a person, give me calm love, accompany me to see all the scenery in the world, and make me happy all my life.
2020 Thunder Man+Funny Classic Quotations
◆ I haven't been in Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in Jianghu.
◆ Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?
Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
◆ No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.
◆ Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.
My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.
◆ Lao Tzu said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.
Even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read them!
◆ Don't come to me for no reason, let alone everything.
It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.
Everything money can solve is not a problem.
◆ Clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.
Never wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.
◆ The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Get dressed. I'm the devil wears Prada!
◆ Only the heroine is sad, but the wife is hard to find a job.
◆ How much sorrow can there be, just like a group of eunuchs.
I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.
We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.
I want to puppy love, but it's too late.
◆ I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!
Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.
In addition to teeth, there is love in the world.
Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.
◆ People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.
◆ People can't get along without manners!
◆ People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
◆ People are not smart and bald like others!
Life is about being born and living.
Asking how much you can worry about is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.
◆ How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?
2020 Thunder Man+Funny
◆ I haven't been in Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in Jianghu.
◆ Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?
Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
◆ No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.
◆ Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.
My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.
◆ Lao Tzu said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.
Even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read them!
◆ Don't come to me for no reason, let alone everything.
It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.
Everything money can solve is not a problem.
◆ Clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.
Never wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.
◆ The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Get dressed. I'm the devil wears Prada!
◆ Only the heroine is sad, but the wife is hard to find a job.
◆ How much sorrow can there be, just like a group of eunuchs.
I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.
We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.
I want to puppy love, but it's too late.
◆ I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!
Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.
In addition to teeth, there is love in the world.
Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.
◆ People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.
◆ People can't get along without manners!
◆ People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
◆ People are not smart and bald like others!
Life is about being born and living.
Asking how much you can worry about is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.
◆ How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?