Do you have any modern poems? (funny)

Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells the flowers.-I have no culture,

Lying on a branch hurts my ass.-I have a low IQ,

I lay like water. -If you ask me who I am,

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green.-I'm a donkey,

The coast seems to be green.-I'm a donkey,

The coast is as green as a daisy. -I'm an ass.