If I were a cat, poetry.

If I were a cat.

"Ah-!" I yawned, stood up, stretched, changed my posture and went to sleep again.

Ah, it's really cool to take a nap on the sofa and bask in the sun from outside in winter.

"Good girl!"

Hmm? Someone seems to be calling me? I looked up warily and followed the sound source. Oh! I lowered my head again and stretched my legs lazily. It turned out to be the little master. The young master is a girl. She named me. But there is something wrong with my name. The so-called "rice" is not good, but "good rice"! Hum, I don't deserve to show you!

"Good girl." Seeing that I ignored her, she let out a cry again. I just raised my eyelids and didn't move.

"Look what this is?" Hmm? What? It smells good! I looked up at the little master.

Huh? Intestines! Wow! My favorite sausage! So I swished down from the sofa and trotted to the young master's feet. In order to get the sausage that makes my mouth water, of course I can coquetry and use all my coquetry instead of just ignoring her.

"Meow!" I shouted at her Jiao Jiao and rubbed my head on her leg. This is my usual method. I have tried it again and again.

Look, yes! Young master changed from standing posture to squatting posture, hehe ... my goal will be realized. Huh? Why not give it to me?

I saw the young master shaking his intestines in front of my eyes, and I was about to bite, with a whoosh! Intestines suddenly rose "octave", just when I was working stupidly, my intestines came down again, dangling in front of my eyes, hmm! Not bad, it seems that it will be given to me. When I was satisfied and wanted to take a bite, my intestines were lifted above my head again.

Meow! I am in a hurry. Are you kidding? I'm not that easy to bully! So, watch the target and I'll run!

It's a pity that it's too late, and the intestines have risen by "octave", damn it! I shouted again, oh, my God!

I didn't get it. It seems that the young master probably doesn't want to give it to me. No, I have to eat!

"Meow!" I let out a cry again and rubbed her calf savagely.

Well, yes, the intestines are coming down again. I stared and saw that the young master was unguarded. I got it!

Ha ha ha ... trapped! I caught him, hehehe ... it seems that I am still good. This is called "sugar-coated cannonball". I remember this sentence should be said by Comrade Mao Zedong, the founder of People's Republic of China (PRC). Hehe ... I'm very knowledgeable, right? I learned this from my young master. When she learned the word, I memorized it. God, I'm so smart.

Well, I like to eat this delicious sausage, well, delicious, delicious!

I ate the last piece of meat contentedly and licked my mouth. By the way, I haven't introduced my family to you yet.

Of course, the first one is the hostess. She is a woman in her late fifties. I remember she said that she didn't like small animals the most, but I have been in this house for three years, but she is the best for me. Not only is he always at home with me, but he often gives me delicious food. This makes me puzzled. People, how strange!

The second man, a driver, took me from my old mother to my new home.

The third is the young master. Alas, this name doesn't seem to be very good, but I have limited knowledge and don't know how to address the host's eldest son and younger brother. As long as you know what this means. As a worker, he likes listening to music best and listening to all kinds of strange things. For a while, he gently asked me to sleep, and for a while, he made people nervous.

Finally, Xiao Zhu, a high school student, loves me the most. Although I don't like it, she always hugs me.

Forget it, because you love me, I'll let you hug me for a while, but I'll try to get along with you!

Oh! By the way, I'll tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone. I hate taking a bath. But young master and young master always love to give me a bath, and every time I finish washing, I feel like an "African refugee", which is not cute at all. It's disrespectful to make such a beautiful and sexy little female cat like me like this. Hum!

Ok, let's disclose these to everyone first!

"Lovely mi! Come on, it's time to eat. " Oh, although I just finished eating a intestine, it's not enough! The hostess invited me to dinner, and of course I ran like hell! Because the food cooked by my hostess is the best!

Ok, bye!

The instructor is tall