Which poems make people nervous after reading?

In fact, the poem can be written like this-suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the jade emperor was going to smoke. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

Most of the poems we have studied since childhood were written by vicious figures like Li Bai and Du Fu.

For these poems, we generally have to kneel down and worship.

But in fact, few poems can be written to this extent.

The fact is that the poems that hurt eggs are far more than the classics.

Even after reading it, people have a feeling that "I can write".

For example, during the Tang Dynasty,

There is a very bloody poet named Zhang Dayou.

This big brother is very surprised. When writing poems, he often found another way and created many divine sentences.

For example, this song—

Snow song

Mountains and rivers,

A black hole in a well.

The yellow dog is white,

The white dog is swollen.

This image also teases and describes the scene after the snow.

In memory of this big brother named Zhang Dayou,

Later generations called this funny and vivid poem doggerel.

Since this method of writing poems, cats and dogs seem to be able to recite poems.

For example, Zhu Yuanzhang, who didn't even go to elementary school, began to write poems-

Golden rooster at dawn

The rooster crowed and pursed his mouth.

The rooster crowed twice and pursed his mouth twice.

Third, call for Fusang Day,

Sweep away the remnant star Xiao Yue.

The feeling after reading this poem is only two words-

It's amazing.

After reading the first two sentences, I thought the third sentence would be "cock crow three times, pout three times"

I didn't expect such an accident.

For another example, the characters that appeared in Jin Yong's novels-

Ma Yu, a big disciple of Quanzhen Sect Wang Zhongyang.

He wrote a very magical poem-

Send a letter to Zhao Jushi

Clean, clean, clean, clean.

Chengcheng Zhanzhan Chengcheng

It is invisible.

Yong Yong Jian Peijun Yong Yong,

Hearty, hearty.

Lingling is obvious, Lingling is obvious.

Don't know why,

After reading the first two sentences of this poem, there is always a profound feeling.

It seems to be paving the way for the climax below.

But the feeling after reading it all is-

However, although these talented scholars are all Secondary Two students,

But it's still far from the brother we're going to talk about next.

If anyone can play new tricks and new heights in poetry,

That can only be marshal Zhang Zongchang of the Republic of China.

Before talking about his poems, it is necessary for us to know about the life of this big brother.

Zhang Dashuai is a wonderful flower of the Republic of China.

Professional history, unparalleled.

Since childhood, I have been engaged in many high-risk occupations such as cowherd, shop assistant, railway worker, gold mine foreman, bandit bully and local warlord.

All the way back to the top.

Although Zhang Dashuai has not read many books, his cultural background is very poor.

But he is very imaginative.

With his unique writing style,

In fact, he wrote a style and fame in the field of poetry.

After reading it, people can't help but secretly admire and burst into tears.

There are many kinds of Zhang Dashuai's poems, which are roughly divided into four categories-

Landscape poetry, object poetry, nostalgic poetry, lyric poetry.

Let's enjoy it separately.

First, write landscape poems.

Zhang Dashuai is not only in front of him, but also has poetry and distance in his heart.

I haven't forgotten to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the motherland after work.

Through the following three poems, let's learn how Zhang Dashuai described the scenery wonderfully.

Visit Mount Tai

Looking at Mount Tai from a distance,

Fine on the top and thick on the bottom.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down,

The lower head is thin and the upper head is thick.

You Bao tu quan

Baotu spring,

Three eyes are as thick as three.

Three streams of water, slightly glug,

Glug, glug, glug

Visit Daming Lake

Daming Lake, Hu Ming University,

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus.

Poke and jump? .

Youpenglaige

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great,

Immortals can do it,

I'll sit down,

Put the wine by the window,

Singing to the sea,

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much.

Zhang Dashuai's four poems describe four famous places of interest in Shandong: Mount Tai, Baotu Spring, Daming Lake and Penglai Pavilion.

Several poems are similar in structure.

At first, they accurately described the state of the scenery in plain language.

Later, from the objective world to their own subjective feelings, sublimation.

The connected silk is smooth and smooth, without a flaw.

It not only embodies the poet's full imagination, but also embodies his elegant taste.

In the first poem, it is amazing that the guards can think of turning the mountain upside down.

In the second poem, the guard dares to express his dissatisfaction with nature.

I think this Baotu Spring will be fine and blind.

The strangest thing is the third song. Zhang Dashuai controlled himself when he saw such a beautiful scenery as Daming Lake.

I didn't expect Xia to fall in love with the wretched emperor Qianlong.

But I noticed smaller details.

"Poke, poke, jump?" , vividly depicts the dynamics of toad.

People can't help but admire it, and it is worthy of being a famous sentence through the ages.

The fourth poem undoubtedly reached the peak of the creation of The Guard.

Laughter and scolding are all articles, and casually integrate your feelings and ideas with the scenery.

It is really commendable that elegance and vulgarity are intertwined in the sentence.

Second, poetry.

As a literate person, guards can grasp the deep laws from all things in the world and put forward their own opinions.

The following three poems are all like this.

Lightning in the sky

Suddenly I saw a series of flames in the sky.

It seems that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,

Why another chain of fire?

Snow song

What is flying in the sky,

A pile of east and a pile of west.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace?

Sift lime. Sift lime.

Song of breaking ice

Seeing a crack in the ground,

Fill it with cold water, it will freeze.

If it's not frozen,

Who knew there was a crack here!

Although these three poems only describe the most common natural phenomena,

But Zhang Dashuai can follow natural phenomena and pursue the laws behind nature.

It's really something.

In the first two poems, Zhang Dashuai developed man's imagination to the extreme, and got through the connection between the world of God and the world of man.

Especially in the first song, there is a vague logic of dialectics.

The last poem is even more wonderful. Zhang Dashuai no longer relies on the Jade Emperor to solve problems as before.

But began to turn to the laws of physics.

From the order of these poems, we can also see that Zhang Dashuai is constantly improving himself.

Knowledge of the world is gradually increasing.

Third, nostalgic poetry.

Since ancient times, all great people who have mixed well like to write such poems.

This kind of poem not only evaluates the ancients, but also compares itself with the ancients.

Zhang Dashuai is no exception in this respect.

Laugh at Liu bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain,

Afraid that Liu Bang would run away.

Not my little Sean,

Grandma has gone back to Pei county.

I also write a big wind song.

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang.

Vega Heine Xi went home.

Zhang Zongchang the hero,

Andrew's whale swallowed hibiscus.

Zhang Dashuai seems to have a soft spot for Liu Bang. Both poems are addressed to Liu Bang.

And obviously, Zhang Dashuai thinks he is better than Liu Bangqiang? Oh, excuse me? /p & gt;

In the first poem, Zhang Dashuai introduced the colloquial word "grandma" to show his disdain for Liu Bang.

This writing can be said to be unique.

Moreover, a generation of Beowulf Zhang Dashuai was able to jump out of the class position and see the key role played by Sean, a cultural man, in history.

It truly embodies its boldness of vision and mind.

In the second poem, Zhang Dashuai expressed his contempt for Liu Bang.

You can see Liu Bang's satire from the title.

You can write a great wind song of Liu Bang, and I, Zhang Zongchang, will write a song that overrides yours.

Moreover, the word "an" appeared in the title, which shows the modesty and low-key of the guards.

Although modest, the guards are objective.

He can face up to his outstanding historical position.

Really heroic.

Fourth, lyric poetry

A prince-like man naturally has countless emotions to vent in his heart.

The commander-in-chief can grasp the description of details in emotional catharsis.

This is indeed a building with a superior geographical position.

pray for rain

Grandpa Jade Emperor is also surnamed Zhang.

Why are you embarrassing me, Zhang Zongchang?

It won't rain for three days,

First, the Dragon Emperor Temple,

Then bombard your mother with a cannon.

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Ask a woman a question about geometry,

I don't know how many.

Yesterday, a child called my father.

I wonder who his mother is.

Travel to the west

It's good to listen to the west early,

Damn it, this is not good.

I want to play more,

I opened my eyes and it was gone.

Poems of illegitimate children

You asked me to do this,

He told me to do it.

What a bunch of big bastards,

Fuck you.

In these four poems, we can see the poet's emotions.

At the same time, it also reveals his heroic nature of not being afraid to confront the world.

The first poem was written by Zhang Dashuai, praying for rain for the Shandong people who suffered from drought.

In front of the jade emperor, the prince is neither humble nor supercilious, showing the true nature of a man.

The combination of kindness and prestige shows the talent of the guards.

The last sigh made all readers passionate. I can't forget it for a long time

The second poem is the marshal's exclamation about his family life.

Not only enviable, but also touching.

Everyone will show deep sympathy for the situation of the guards.

The third poem shows the design of a guard.

In that era of great power disputes, the strength of the West is beyond doubt.

Although the doorman admitted this objective fact, he was not convinced.

He told everyone in a relaxed way that the west is nothing.

Not as abstruse as we in China.

The fourth poem embodies the heroic spirit of the guards.

Although the reality is bad, the guards have the courage to be enemies of the whole world.

Linguistically, the doorman quietly introduced the auxiliary word "your mother" into the sentence.

It also shows the extraordinary talent of the marshal. People have to be amazed after reading it.

From the poem of the guardian, we can see that it is more straightforward, fresh and refined.

Compared with those sentimental young artists, the poems of the guards have a unique flavor, even better.

It brings us far more happiness than those vulgar works.

Just watching two songs will bring us great spiritual pleasure.

Moreover, the doorman also makes it easier to write poems.

According to this style, everyone can write explosive poems.

So in the end, I had to write a poem to praise the guards:

"I also wrote a poem by a prince."

Studying poetry instead of Zhang Zongchang,

You are such a fucking coward.

If you don't read poets,

Shit, go read the ghost Tang Dynasty.