(Crosstalk)
A: Crosstalk performance is different from other types of music.
B: OK!
A: Well, it's easier to go east than west.
That's true.
A: Eat carrots instead of pears.
B: Yes!
A: Everyone has different hobbies.
Everyone has his own hobbies.
A: Take myself for example.
B: What about you?
I just like singing.
I like singing.
I like Beijing opera.
B: Two springs.
A: That's right. Of course, according to everyone's specialty.
Yes, you have a good voice.
A: If you have such a voice, can you sing?
Oh, my God! My voice is not very good. Listen to the smell. Hey, look.
You sound like a gourd ladle. I like singing.
B: Your voice must be very loud.
A: Xipi, Huang Er, Dapingdiao, Ququ, Bangzi and Luozi are my hobbies.
Didn't you just rap about Huang Er?
Yes, I am most interested in painted faces.
B: Let's listen to you sing a few words.
A: You don't believe it?
B: Ah.
A: Let me sing a few words for you.
What are you singing?
A: Shall I sing you a colorful play Dingjiashan?
Okay, you have two voices.
Listen to this. Draw a face and pay attention to the nasal sound.
B: Oh.
A: Dingjiashan. (Singing) "Li Kui jy is too reckless." Hum-nasal, hum-
B: it's not pretty. All right, all right.
A: Hobbies.
B: draw a face.
A: How many kinds of painted faces are there?
B: Different?
A: Hey, there are also copper hammers and shelves to draw faces.
B: I said, what do you mean by painted face?
Have you ever heard of Famen Temple?
B: Yes.
A: Liu Jin of Famen Temple is just a flower shelf.
"Nine thousand years"?
A: Ah. That's right.
How does he sing?
That white wine tastes like this.
B: Are you coming?
A: "The four seas are celebrated and peaceful."
More feet.
A: "Beautiful mountains and rivers make us famous." Big stage, big stage.
What kind of gong is this?
This is a hand gong.
B: Oh!
Answer: "Manchu respects us, so why turn the Buddha into a Buddhist paradise?"
B: Oh.
A: "Our family-"
B: Liu Jin.
A: Pig!
B: What about that? this is ...
A: That means you can.
I don't understand.
I'm telling you, this is a shelf.
B: Let's study it. What is a bronze hammer to draw a face?
Have you ever heard of Catch and Release Cao?
I've heard of it.
A: Then Cao Cao is a bronze hammer with a face painted.
What is that smell?
A: This is a challenge.
Do you study?
A: Inside the curtain: "Malay!"
B: Two tones.
You sound better when you sing.
B: How to sing?
A: (Singing) August 16th. ...
B: No way! That doesn't suit you.
A: Why?
B: August 15th.
A: Sixteen.
Fifteen minutes?
A: Sixteen!
Why sixteen?
My solar calendar!
B: solar calendar! I didn't know there was a solar calendar here.
A: You are an amateur.
Mid-Autumn Festival in August.
A: (Singing) "Mid-Autumn Festival in August ..." Do you think I have any research on painted faces?
B: You have a beautiful voice.
A: Of course.
Let me give you an idea.
What idea?
You'd better go to the opera.
A: You are angry to say so.
How could I be angry?
A: You take this play very simply.
B: Not easy?
A: No matter how good my voice is, I can't be a drama actor.
You are qualified.
I didn't try so hard.
B: Oh.
A: I'm not qualified after all the hard work.
B: Why?
The singer looks tall.
B: Thanks a lot.
Your face is very big.
B: big face.
A: Qiu,, and.
B: Not bad!
Look at this. Big face. It's a play, like Doulton. When you stop here, the audience looks like a real Dou Erdun.
That's great.
I'll help you learn. Barack. Barak. Barak. When the audience saw it, hey, Doulton.
B: Heroism.
Am I this tall?
B: Same.
A: I'm going to Dalton, too.
Let me give you an idea.
What idea?
Aren't you short? Wear thick soled boots.
Hey, wear platform boots.
B: Ah.
A: Don't look short. Get a little robe and hat and go to Doulton.
B: Hey!
A: That guy clicked this ring: Bala only went on stage when Bala went on stage, and the audience watched-
B: Dalton?
A: Wu Dalang.
Well, that's not for you.
A: Our conditions are much worse.
B: No way.
A: Going to the opera is different, and so are their hobbies.
B: Of course.
A: From what you say, you take drama too simply. Like you said, I have a second uncle. That's his opinion. He thinks he can sing a play with a good voice.
B: Really?
A: That's wrong. My second uncle's voice is really beautiful.
He often sings?
A: shout.
What are you yelling about?
A: Small business people.
Is he in business?
A: Ah.
B: Then don't shout often.
Answer: Pick a pole. Didn't you see the street a few years ago?
What do you do?
He sells tofu brains.
B: Selling tofu brain.
A: It's a sore throat.
B: how to shout?
A: You can hear it five miles away if you shout it out loud.
B: You should learn.
A: I learned from you: "Tofu brain is hot!"
Oh, I remember.
That is my second uncle.
B: This is no stranger.
A: Just because he has a good voice, he can become a dramatic actor.
What does he like?
A: He doesn't love old students or Tsing Yi.
What does he like?
A: He is good at red and clean plays.
B: Guan's play.
He also often exercises.
B: Why?
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Reply: (Text) The Complete Collection of Traditional Crosstalk in China —— The Third Recruitment of Deng Da Hall.
He often sings "Gu Chenghui".
B: What a wonderful performance!
A: That's all.
B: You should learn.
A: (singing) "I just had a big fight with Cai Yang, and the head of the big fight fell in front of the horse!" "
B: well, the red network drama is good, but it's not bad. It's very thankless
You are an amateur.
B: What's the matter?
Do you want to clap? There was a theft here.
What burglary?
A: In the second sentence, once you speak loudly, you can pronounce it in the back of your head to ensure applause.
What's the point?
A: The second sentence.
B: Are you coming?
A: (singing) "I just had a big fight with Cai Yang, the man who had a big fight …" You see, "Fighting …"
Don't hold your breath.
A: After the sound.
B: OK.
A: You will be cheered when you get there.
B: That's good.
He also often exercises.
B: Work hard.
A: It takes a long time to practice.
B: That's right.
A: Stop it. ...
B: Why?
A: My second uncle also showed his face.
Really?
A: More than a decade ago, the class associations were not perfect, and there were wild stage plays. A big tent was set up, and he fooled whoever he caught.
I must know him.
A: After I got on the stage, I said, "It's hard, it's hard. Somebody get a bowl of tofu brain. "
B: Let's continue our business.
A: Give more salt water. I am used to going every day.
B: Yes.
A: One day I went backstage, and the backstage boss was sweating with anxiety.
B: What's this?
A: "Boss, what's the hurry?" "oh! You don't know, it's a pot! "
B: What's this?
A: "The play newspaper was posted, but the actors didn't come."
B: What play?
A: Gu Chenghui.
B: Whose singer didn't come?
Answer: "The master who sang Guan Yu didn't come."
B: This young lady will delay things.
A: My second uncle was very happy: "Who didn't come?"
The singer Guan Gong didn't come.
A: "Oh, Guan Gong didn't come, it doesn't matter, I came."
B: "What's your business?"
A: "Hey, saving the scene is like putting out a fire. It is better to be empty for a while. "
B: Oh!
A: "Are you going to dress me up? In any case, it will not be good to go to other places. "
B: Yes!
A: The backstage boss is right to think about it.
B: It's really manageable.
A: "I said four people dressed as' tofu brains'."
B: Dress up for tofu brain?
Answer: "Dress up the shopkeeper who sells tofu brain."
B: That's all right.
Don't tell me, my second uncle really looks like Guan Gong.
B: Yes.
He is very tall.
B: Awesome.
A: Tall, big face, wearing a master's helmet, green robe and broadsword, stand here.
B: How about that?
A: OK! The backstage boss is happy.
B: Yes.
A: "Well, that's enough for Guan Gong. Get ready. I'll tell you as soon as the curtain is pulled and the guy rings. "
You can't go wrong.
A: My second uncle was happy, and that guy clicked: Only Bala can climb the wall! My second uncle opened the curtain and took a look.
B: How about that?
A: More than 4,000 forks are pressed under the platform.
B: It's a sea of people.
A: He is happy to sell some strength.
B: Sell it.
A: It is better not to work hard.
B: working hard?
A: It's a disaster.
B: Why?
A: It's like this: "I just had a big fight with Cai Yang, beans ... rotten brains are hot!" "
Hey, where did it go? All right! Three sentences cannot be separated from this line.
A: The bottom shouted "Go down, go down ..."
B: What?
What's the point of bringing up a crying brain seller?
B: Ouch! No, that.
A: It's hard to beat my second uncle.
It seems that we need to work hard.
A: It's not that simple.
B: That's right.
You see, there is another kind of people who listen to mixed operas.
B: what is mixed drama?
A: You don't know how to mix and match dramas? There is another name.
B: What's your name?
This is called a jigsaw puzzle.
A jigsaw puzzle
A: Ah.
B: How to sing opera and make a platter?
What do you mean by platter?
B: Assorted dishes mean everything.
A: That is to say, there are various kinds of Peking Opera, including Bangzi, Xia Zi, Peking Opera and so on.
Shall we sing together?
A: Just like that joint performance.
B: Yes.
A: All the people who listen to this play are older in our community. Lao Wang's second aunt.
She likes to go.
Hey, Aunt Li.
B: Yes.
A: The four sisters are fine. They said, "Sister."
B: "What can I do for you?"
A: "Are you all right?"
B: "Nothing."
A: "It's my treat this time."
B: "Why?"
A: "Let's go to the theatre."
B: "I have money."
A: "Today's play is very good."
B: "What?"
A: "There are all kinds of plays."
B: All right.
Four old ladies bought four tickets.
B: That's good.
A: Sit there. The play is about to start. The first play will be good.
B: What to sing?
A: Pingxi.
B: Where?
A: Widow Ma runs a shop.
B: Oh! Widow Ma opens a shop.
A: There is also a name called < >.
B: That's right.
A: As soon as I started singing, as soon as the actors came on stage, my second aunt repeatedly criticized and talked about it.
I see. I often live in the theater.
A: Yes, she introduced it at the beginning.
Say what?
A: "Sister, the first play is good!"
B: "What kind of play is this?"
Answer: "Tell Widow Ma to open a shop."
I see.
A: there's another name.
B: What's your name?
A: "Call < >"
B: That's right.
A: "Look how beautiful the young man sitting there reading."
B: Yes!
A: "That's Dee Renjie."
B: Oh.
A: "That's standing underground."
B: Oh.
A: "that's too bookish."
B: That's right.
A: "The woman who delivers water with a tea tray."
B: Who is it?
A: "How beautiful she looks."
B: It's beautiful.
Answer: "with thick eyebrows and big eyes, that's the horse widow."
B: How do you call a horse widow?
A: "Why do you call her widow Ma?"
I don't know.
Answer: "Because her surname is Ma, she killed her husband, so she is called Ma Widow."
You are talking nonsense!
A: "Look at that horse widow. Look at the beauty of Di Renjie. "
B: Really?
A: "There is nothing shameful about flirting with others."
B: That's right.
A: "Little men and women, widows are unemployed, why flirt with people?"
B: That's right.
A: Full of emotion.
What do you care about this?
A: The play will change later.
B: Oh.
A: Beijing Opera.
What are you singing?
A: Yu Tangchun.
B: Oh.
A: There are four characters in the play.
B: OK.
A: There is one in the middle.
B: Who?
Wang Jinlong is a handsome young man. He wears a blue robe and a red robe on each side.
B: Gentlemen.
A: At that time, one of them was kneeling, wearing a sin suit and a lock.
B: Who?
That's Susan.
B: Oh! Susan.
A: Actually, she doesn't know either.
B: Oh.
A: Tell me if you don't know.
B: Really?
A: "Hey, big sister, look at what we said. Don't let widow Ma flirt with others and beg for help. Dally, do you think Ma Widow committed a crime? "
Is that the horse widow?
A: "Hey, don't ask for help. It is good that the bodies of young men and women have gradually changed. "
B: Is there any change?
A: Think about it! Slow down, even running water, sang with the original board for more than forty minutes.
B: It will take some time.
A: The old lady doesn't understand.
B: Really?
A: I don't understand. She sat there and fell asleep, hoo-
B: I was really caught.
A: It doesn't matter whether she sleeps or not. Her three sisters are dying.
B: Why?
A: There is no translator.
I don't understand.
A: I'm calling now, but I have to ask around. "Hey, elder sister, don't sleep. What do you think happened these days? "
What are you talking about?
She doesn't know. She also gives advice.
How?
A: "Hey, why do we ask this?"
B: Why?
A: "let's four sisters sleep."
B: Sleep?
A: You'll understand when you wake up.
B: What?
A: The verdict has come down.
B: Have you reached a verdict?
Qi's four sisters sat there asleep.
B: They are all on fire.
A: Otherwise I won't wake up.
How did you wake up?
A: Yes.
B: What play?
A: This is a martial arts performance.
B: Where?
A: Changbanpo.
Oh, Zhao Yun saved Dou.
Yes, the brave martial arts student who went to Zhaoyun is very tall, carrying a flag and holding a big gun. That guy is a little bit, Bala Qiang Bala Dun Qiang! Slap this General Cao Ba with a big gun. The sound of gongs and drums woke the old lady up too loudly.
B: I'm awake.
A: I took the handkerchief, wiped my eyes and looked on the stage. I'm so happy.
B: I am very happy.
A: "Hey! Sister, this time, Widow Ma played a good lawsuit. "
How did you know?
A: "Her mother's brother is here."
Is that her mother's brother?
A: Zhao Yun has become a brother-in-law.
B: Why bother?
A: Speaking of plays, there are many kinds of plays in China.
B: What do you have?
A: Too many. Let me introduce you.
Introduce yourself.
A: Take Bangzi as an example. How many kinds are there?
B: There are many kinds.
Answer: Bangzi includes: Shandong Bangzi, Shanxi Bangzi, Henan Bangzi, Hebei Bangzi and Shoes Bangzi.
B: Upper?
A: Cabbage helper, cheek.
B: No cheeks.
Have you heard of this Shandong Bangzi?
B: I've heard of it, but I've never heard it sung.
A: you haven't heard of it?
B: No.
A: Let me say something to you.
B: What play?
A: Shandong Bangzi. There is also Beijing Opera, called "Touching the Monument with Signs".
B: What about the bangzi?
A: The name of Bangzi is < >.
Oh, both plays are the same.
A: Well, the acting is different.
B: What's the difference?
A: It's in different forms! Let me introduce the performance techniques of Beijing opera to you first.
B: That's good.
A: Old Gong Ling sang "Anti-Huang Er" in front of the monument.
B: It's a long time.
A: After singing, it is very important to be clear. After four sentences, I began to touch the tablet.
How did you learn these words?
I'll help you learn. "This temple is Su Wu Temple, and the monument is Li Lingbei. Your father took off his armor and lost his helmet when he came! " Collapse the warehouse!
B: I ran into a dead monument.
A: Just touching the monument, you should listen to Shandong Bangzi. ...
Like this?
A: Not the same.
B: it's also white.
A: Very simple.
B: What?
A: No nonsense.
B: Oh.
A: It's all true, and it has an honest and frank temperament. Bring it to me and sing in front of the monument.
Oh, just open your mouth and sing.
A: Singing these four sentences is really interesting.
Do you study?
A: It's all true.
B: Let's hear it.
A: That's what the first sentence said.
Hmm.
A: Stare straight at the monument. (Singing) "Li Lingbei was originally made of stone."
B: Nonsense!
A: "I don't want to touch it."
B: Did you drag him?
A: "I have the heart to touch it."
B: Touch it.
A: "I'm afraid I'll break my skull!" " "
B: Then why did you touch him? Why bother!
This is Shandong Bangzi.
Oh, that's interesting.
A: There is another one called Hebei Bangzi.
That's a woven bangzi.
A: Yes, I feel very uncomfortable talking about it.
B: What's this?
A: Before that, in the old society, the bangzi actor Hao Xuan was not unemployed.
Yes, nobody was in charge at that time.
A: In that society, because of the exclusion of Peking Opera, no one arranges music.
B: Oh.
A: Look at the banger, the lighting, the scenery, the lyrics and even the movements have completely changed.
B: Both will do.
A: I remember there was such a play at that time.
B: Where?
A: There are also bangzi and Peking Opera.
Tell me about it.
A: It's also called Big Lantern and Huilongge.
Oh, the name of Bangzi is "Big Lantern".
A: The name of Er Quan is < >.
Not bad.
A: Their acting skills are also different.
B: What's the difference?
Let me introduce you.
B: Ah.
A: The Beijing Opera performance and the lyrics of Queen Wang Baochuan have rules.
B: What's your name?
A: It's called Qizizhen.
B: What does the seven-character Jane mean?
A: Seven words in a sentence, seven words in a sentence.
Really?
A: One * * * is four sentences. Empress in disguise, there is a stop backstage.
B: Wait a minute.
A: The curtains are blocked. As soon as Ma Dajiang reported that the Queen of the Sea had arrived at the temple, he called, "Send a message."
B: Shout?
I'll help you learn.
B: Are you coming?
Answer: "There is an imperial edict from the Holy Land, announcing that the Queen will come to the temple!"
B: This time, backstage?
Answer: Shout "Take the order".
There is a mistake.
Answer: "Obey orders ..."
Is this a challenge?
A: The train has come into the station.
Look at this mess.
Xiao Gong of Taiwan Province ... Taiwan Province doesn't command Taiwan Province. You must sing. Yes, it must be seven words.
B: Experiments.
Answer: (singing) "Suddenly I heard that the cold kiln came to Wang Baochuan and swaggered up to the Golden Palace." Taiwan Province ... ordered Taiwan to order Taiwan, "Lian Wangjia asked Wang An."
B: Four, seven and twenty-eight words, that's right.
A: I have studied the word Bangzi for many years, and I don't know how many words.
B: Then you don't know what the original word is.
A: I still remember the exact words.
B: Then tell me how many words I can count.
A: The first sentence is: "Gold medal turns to silver medal."
Listen, you can't read, can you "Announcement of changing from gold medal to silver medal", the number of hours is also seven words.
A: Yes, if you count seven words, you can't see them once you sing them.
B: not seven words?
Do you know how to count?
B: Isn't this nonsense?
A: then I'll sing. You're almost finished. Can you know how many words?
B: I don't know how many words I have counted. I kowtow to you as a teacher.
A: If you can know how many words, I admit that you are my teacher.
B: Let's try it.
A: Don't talk about numbers. As soon as Queen Martha and Queen Jiang Haixuan go to the temple, you will be blind.
Not exactly.
A: You don't know which generation.
B: Where is it?
I'll help you learn.
B: Come on.
Answer: "Your Majesty has a will, and the Queen Mother will go to the temple."
B: The Empress Dowager?
A: Second brother, don't go.
B: What's the matter?
A: Yes.
B: What play?
A: Flat Peach Club.
B: What's the matter?
There is a heavenly queen.
B: What! What he said is wrong.
The queen was crying in the curtains.
There is a mistake.
A: "Hey-"
Why are you crying?
I sprained my ankle.
B: What bad luck.
A: That guy called at one o'clock. Taiwan Province ... A high platform is a platform.
B: Sing.
A: If you know how many words there are after counting, I will admit that you are my teacher.
You sing, I count.
A: Attention.
B: Come on.
A: (Singing) How many words are there? "Gold medal transfer, silver medal announcement." ?
B: I can't count it either.
You're crazy.
Am I crazy?
How old are you this year?
B: Thirty-four.
A: Great.
B: What's the matter?
A: I am thirty-four years old and can scratch.
B: I'm scratching!
Please listen to it again.
B: Come on.
A: "Wang Xiangfu has come to my Wang Baochuan again."
B: Why again?
A: You don't know. I came at four o'clock in the morning.
B: Really?
A: As soon as I saw the sliding door, no one was there, so I went back.
B: This is the second trip!
Answer: "Look at Jiulongkou with your eyes."
what are you reading?
A: It may depend on the plane.
B: There were planes then!
It seems that her husband has become emperor.
B: Yes.
A: This action is too barbaric.
B: What is it like?
A: "My God, Grandpa!"
B: Why?
Put a big cake.
B: Good!
A: Praise her husband.
B: Yes.
A: Very interesting.
B: boast?
Answer: "But I saw Lang Ping's husband wearing a king's hat, a king's hat, an embroidered robe, a jade belt across his waist, two boots, a left foot, a right foot, two pairs, a pair of two ..." This is Wang Baochuan.
B: Huh?
They sell worn-out shoes!
B: Fuck you.