1. I left gently, just as I came gently; I waved my hand without leaving a fingerprint.
2. Boys are eager for growth, girls are eager for maturity, and only transvestites are eager for hormones.
3. In my dream, I searched for her for thousands of Baidu. My master taught me to walk on the electric welding road, and I could tell how many degrees it was by touching the solder joint.
4. One desire, two desires ... pounce endlessly; Every desire is in his heart, twisted into a beautiful woman, frivolous and dissolute ... His face and body seem to have been burned, but he still just holds the quilt and smiles in his dreams.
5. Nothing can make me lose weight-except eating food that is hungrier than me. Even if there is cheese, cake, wine and food, and bright red pork belly on the table, I will only be a drooling guest climbing the window.
6. If love doesn't come, the fat girl's body will not hang strong muscles and sexy ass when she dies.
7. If I can't become a star, then I will give my life to idols, and there is no cheap audience ahead.
8. No matter where it is buried, the taste of Er B will not go bad.
9. Young people, what is alive is Ah Q's spirit, and what is dead is Ah Q's body.
1. At the dinner table, my 2.5 million body is dedicated; On my lips, the drizzle of stars is my saliva to talk about my ideal future.
11. I just want to forget you, forget you! Forget the smell of cosmetics in your life.
12. Money is a prescription, a universal prescription that can cure doctors and patients well.