★ When you are playing golf, you can hardly understand how miserable the outside world is. -Robert Lynd
★ The reason why golf is popular is that it is the best sport to take you into the extinct world. -a.a.milne
★ Playing golf is like measles, which should be started at a young age. If it is delayed until the golden age, the consequences will be very serious. -p.g. wodehouse
★ I have a secret to make you lower your five strokes immediately, and that is: eraser. -Arnold Palmer
★ Golf is played on a fairway with a width of only five inches-it is between your left ear and your right ear. -bobby Jones
★ Golf is like an affair. If you don't face it seriously, it will be boring. If you face it sincerely, it will break your heart. -Arthur Daley
★ Golf is a fascinating sport. It took him nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it well! -ted ray
★ If there is a thief in a person's heart, the golf games will reveal it all. -Paul gallico
★ Golf is like an 18-year-old stupid girl. You know that you can't get along well with her, but you can't live without her. -Valdoonian
★ Golf is a sport of walking a lot, interspersed with arithmetic of disappointment and foot-holding. -author unknown
★ If it helps the ball to fly, the performance of golf will be far lower than the current record. -Horace G. Hutchinson
★ Some people say that golf is like life. Don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. -Gardner Dickinson
★ If a person can hold a knife and fork as well as a golf grip, he will starve to death. -Sam Snead
★ I enjoyed the fun that others can only find in poetry or art museums during a flight with a perfect backswing. -Arnold Palmer
★ The reason why professional players teach you not to look up when swinging is that you can't see him snickering. -Phyllis diller
★ Fifty years ago, a hundred white people chased a black man in the wilderness. We called it Ku Klux Klan, and today we call it PGA. -- Author Unknown