Clutch words are similar to clutch words, but they are not the same.
Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang's anecdotes about poetry During the Three Kingdoms period, Zhou Yu was jealous of Kong Ming's talent and always wanted to harm him. One day, I came up with a clever plan, held a banquet and invited each other to do harm in the name of poetry. Kong Ming knew Zhou Yu's intention long ago and deliberately said, "Whoever loses will be beheaded." Zhou Yu secretly rejoiced and quickly said, "A gentleman doesn't joke, and joking is not a gentleman."
Lu Su was in a cold sweat when he saw them high-fiving. He complained that Kongming was clever all his life and confused for a while, so he was easy to fall into the trap. Kongming pretended not to know, but took Lu Su by the hand and said, "Amethyst is one."
Zhou Yu was very happy to see that Kong Ming had been cheated. First of all, he wrote a poem: "Water is also a stream, and water is also a mockery. If you remove the water from the stream, adding birds is mocking birds. Success, the cat is better than the tiger and the phoenix is better than the mockingbird. "
Hearing this, Kong Ming thought: As a strategist of Shu, didn't he fall into Zhou Yu's hands today? He immediately recited a poem and said, "There is a game of chess with wood, and there is also a game of chess without wood." Remove the edge of the chess, and you will be bullied if you owe too much. Longyou shallow water was beaten by shrimp, and the tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs. "
Zhou Yu was furious. Lu Su has long noticed this Long Hudou. When Governor Zhou saw that there was going to be an explosion, he quickly advised, "The water is Hunan, and the water is Hunan. Remove the water near Hunan, and the rain will frost. Everyone will sweep the snow in front of the door, regardless of others, first frost. "
The storm subsided, but Zhou Yu's anger did not. He changed the content and sang another poem: "It is ugly to have eyes, and it is ugly to have no eyes. Remove the ugly eyes and add a woman to be a girl. Women in Longzhong are ugly, and it is difficult to choose women in a hundred miles. "
Seeing that Zhou Yu had taunted his wife, Kong Ming retorted rudely, chanting, "There is wood, there is a bridge, but there is no wood, and it is Joe. Remove the wood from the bridge and add a woman to be charming. There are many beautiful women in Jiangdong, Er Qiao, and it is difficult to keep the copper finches unlocked. "
The ridicule of Kong Ming made Zhou Yu furious and secretly surrounded the ambush. Kong Ming didn't panic, as steady as Mount Tai. Lu Su immediately stepped forward to dissuade him: "Calm down, viceroy! I have a poem dedicated to: "wood is also a trough, and no wood is also a Cao." "It is not good to add rice by removing the wood at the edge of the trough. Today is a disaster, a great event. "
Lu Su gave directions with poems, and Zhou Yu suddenly realized, so he drank an axe and split it, and discussed with Kong Ming * * * the plan to break the Cao Temple, and made great efforts to burn the Red Cliff, which was later passed down through the ages.
(a), turtles and turtles
Legend has it that when Su Dongpo was an official, he visited privately, met several local gentry who dominated the country, gave a banquet for his birthday, and went to visit. Among the guests, there are two bureaucrats who are extremely angry, one is Yang Guifei and the other is Wang Bi. The two of them didn't ask who the visitor was, so they wrote poems together at the dinner party.
Wang Biyun: Two-month friends, the same color frost and snow. I don't know which month it will be frosty and which month it will snow.
Yang Guiyun: A Lv Zi has two mouths, and tea and wine are the same color. I don't know where to drink tea, and I don't know where to drink.
Su Dongpo said: one word is two, and the turtles are the same color. I don't know which is the tortoise and which is the tortoise.
Note: turtle, homophonic Yang Gui's "expensive"; Turtle: homophonic Wang Bi's "pen".
(2), Gillian's poems
Su Dongpo has a maid named Chaoyun, who is very clever. She once went to Taomi under the bridge and was entangled by a helpless scholar, who said:
If there is wood, it is a bridge. If there is no wood, it is to miss Joe. You can't add a woman without adding a woman. Gillian avoided me. I love Gillian best.
The cloud light MAO a smile, then replied:
If you have a woman, you will have food. If you don't have food, you should study hard. If you add a woman to your meal, adding a woman is your mother. Although I love my son, he doesn't respect my mother.
(3) Inspection of Shi Zhi Songshi Liu Yi
The sun and the moon are bright and faint, and the mountain wind rises. The skin of the stone is still strong, but the old wood will not die.
Where can I go? It means a thousand miles Hu's ambition is not over.
Zhi (1079- 1 160) was a famous scholar in the early Southern Song Dynasty. He is a professional official, and his poems are impressive. Song history spread. Except the sixth and eighth sentences, the third word of each sentence can be divided into the first two words, such as "Ming" means "day" and "moon" and "Lan" means "mountain" and "wind". The sixth sentence is divided into "a thousand miles" and the eighth sentence is divided into "a scholar's heart".