Wine is scary. Let's just talk nonsense. You can also get rid of drunk words in the future. The leader called and said, don't talk casually on the internet, you have a group of fans.
I said, I have no fans, because I have never been an idol. I am a person who likes to smash idols. How many papers can a good course be converted into? The college said, I don't know.
The academic affairs office said, I don't know. The headmaster said, I don't know.
According to the Academic Affairs Office, China's culture class lasts only three hours a week. I said, I have prepared for three weeks for these three hours, and I have prepared for at least three years to teach these three hours well.
Why is the quality of our university teaching deteriorating? Because a teacher's professional title is only related to his scientific research achievements. How to calculate the workload of a course? The academic affairs office said that we calculate by class hours.
At that moment, I wish I were a repeater. Once upon a time, scientific research was a sideline.
Now, teaching has become a sideline. All university leaders are saying that we must attach importance to teaching.
They checked the number of published papers while talking. The number of students is more important than the quality of students, because the allocation of university funds is related to the number of students enrolled, not the quality of graduation.
10 The best teacher is the teacher who has the most research funds, not the teacher who has the largest student audience. Perhaps the definition of teacher should be revised in the latest edition of Chinese Dictionary.
1 1 In retrospect, I thought that I was still trying to revise the courseware just before class, and I could only laugh at myself for being a neat freak. 12 has never had an office. Eight years later, I moved from Wangjiang to Jiang 'an and still had no office.
In the new building of the Institute of History and Culture, we can only envy the signboards of the professor's studio and the associate professor's studio. They say this is a society that looks at faces.
The number of papers in 13 has never been related to quality. They said, this is called one chicken to eat more.
Colleges and universities in China are just a farmhouse. 14 You think you are educating students, but in fact the students are educating you.
You can't change the world, you can only be changed by it. Late at night 15, a listener called to greet the winter solstice.
He made me not regret all my efforts in the past eight years. 16 Sichuan University has never lacked Zhou Ding.
Zhou Ding has never lacked Sichuan University. 17 Everyone is telling me to calm down.
They don't know that I have been calm for eight and a half years. 18 I have a natural passion for teaching, because my father is also a teacher.
I can't understand the pain of a middle school history teacher, but I can only deeply understand the pain of a university history teacher. 19 scientific research is private land and teaching is public land.
I have been in school for 20 years, and my job is to stick a cardboard box in an office just to meet the evaluation of undergraduate teaching quality. Eight years of academic training, in the end, just to post a file box.
On the day my daughter was born eight years ago, I was preparing lessons at the door of the delivery room. Glancing at her newborn daughter, she hurried to Jiang 'an for class, with her blood on her trouser legs.
But I know this is not an advanced behavior. A university is a yamen.
Everyone will be called the headmaster. However, the principal is not omnipotent after all.
Once upon a time, rural areas engaged in the contract responsibility system of joint production. Now the college also engages in the contract responsibility system of joint production.
Every college has to sign a contract with the school, how many class hours, how many papers and how many topics have to be signed. The dean is a contractor and the teacher is a porter.
The main job of college teachers is to declare topics, register accounts, register accounts, or register accounts. They say that the standard for evaluating a public teacher is the workload.
I finally know how the model workers are tempered. They want me to keep silent.
They explained that there was another chance in 2008. But I said, I don't play.
The saddest thing is not that you failed, but that you failed like this. Your opponent is not someone, but someone who doesn't know anyone at all
Ningming was born, but he died silently. A man who thought teaching a course well was more important than writing a paper well died tonight.
He should have died a long time ago. Confessions 2 1 never want to face the camera, because it always reminds me of a pair of eyes.
The leader said that universities need talents as well as people. Parentheses: Except those who are in trouble.
When a question becomes a topic, the topic becomes another question. Many people think that you are out of control for the title, but what really makes you out of control is the messages of so many classmates.
Why are you angry? Because you have heard too many people tell you indifferently that you need to calm down. At that moment, they all looked at you through the glass in white coats.
Six people are under the eaves, how can they not bow their heads. Bow your head, but never kowtow.
A chicken has two feet and a cat has four legs, so the workload of a cat is always twice that of a chicken. Mathematics is really a magical learning.
Nothing can only report good news but not bad news. Even the magic mirror can't help telling the truth. But the truth of the mirror became Snow White's poison.
When countless people are talking about you, they are no longer talking about you. You are the glass of wine in their hands, watering their chests.
10 I never claimed to leave Sichuan University, I never threatened to stop lecturing, I never complained that my professional title was too low, I never boasted that my knowledge was high, and I kept reading and lecturing quietly until one day, you classified me as a teacher of public * * * courses and asked me to take part in professional title evaluation and take the green channel. Finally, some departments told me that I didn't have enough work experience. Obviously, you are required to meet the height standard, but you told me from the beginning that your weight is up to standard.
You give me a bowl, turn around and close the door, and leave a message saying that porridge will be delivered tomorrow morning. 1 1 They think you are venting your personal anger, but you just learn from it.
They think you are getting back at the school, but in fact you are just disheartened. They finally found out the truth. It turns out that your academic level is average, and then they disdained to say, are you qualified to complain? But I am not only a scholar, a teacher, but also a person.
13 all good scholars are not good teachers, and all good teachers are not good scholars. Poetry has different talents, so does teaching.
14 They criticized me with the teacher's standards. You praise me with the teacher's standards. Walking in the street, the salesman called me teacher because I have a long beard. 15 You warmly support me, whether you know it or not.
You are like the undercurrent of the river, and I am just a tear that tears inadvertently. 16 listened to your class carefully, either occasionally or never.
2. The full text of My Confessions is Chen Ran: My Confessions.
The heavy chain was ringing at his feet,
Let you hold the whip high;
I don't need any confession,
Even if the chest is facing the bloody bayonet!
People can't lower their noble heads,
Only those who are afraid of death beg for "freedom";
What is torture?
Death can't make me talk!
I laugh at death,
The devil's palace swayed in laughter;
This is my confession as a clerk.
Sing a triumphant song and ruin the Chiang dynasty.
3. Translate My Confessions My Confessions-Chen Ran
The heavy chain was ringing at his feet,
You can hold the whip high,
I don't need any confession,
Even if the chest is facing the bloody bayonet!
People can't lower their noble heads,
Only those who are afraid of death beg for "freedom";
What is torture?
Death can't make me talk!
I laugh at death,
The devil's palace swayed in laughter;
This is my confession as a clerk.
Sing a triumphant song to bury the Chiang dynasty.
[Note] Confession: refers to the surrender book that the enemy wants.
The confession in the poem is quoted, which shows that it is not the kind of confession that the enemy wants.
Bloody bayonet: the harsh criminal law of reactionaries, threatening revolutionaries with death.
Noble head: the belief and unyielding will of revolutionaries
The dark rule of reactionaries.
4. Self-report of Confessions, a Chinese book for the second day of junior high school! Hello everyone! I am a beautiful Chinese book! Wow! I'm wearing a beautiful coat. Mickey Mouse, Minnie, Donald Duck and some other Disney movie stars are set off on the lavender background. At this moment, I became more noble and gorgeous. My shape is rectangular, neither wide nor narrow, about 1 cm thick, about 140 pages. I was destined to teach when I was produced by a printing factory. Every day, my master goes to school. The dense words on my body can teach young master a lot of different Chinese knowledge. When I read aloud, the young master can also read the words on me. When previewing, my stomach can be used by superfine product to sketch and draw some good words and sentences. Since then, my stomach has been spotted and turned into an "ugly". I am happy because I helped others. Among them, the young master likes osmanthus rain and fog best. Intoxicating. My family has a math book mother, an English book father, a music book sister and an art book sister ... Our family has a unified teaching family. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I am educated. I don't do such hard, dirty and tired jobs as uncle broom and aunt garbage shovel. I also have an ideal, that is, let every student have literary knowledge and writing. This is my ideal, okay? Even when I dream, I smile and drool, ha! I am sincere about this wish, and I hope it can come true one day, then I will go through fire and water! What a fool! All right! Ok, forget it. I'll introduce it to you next time. Bye! .
5. Confessions of a Maxima On a vast grassland, a Maxima is galloping with hooves. Suddenly, Maxima felt a sharp pain in her hind hoof and fell to the ground.
When he looked carefully, it turned out that a thorn had pierced his left hind hoof. It tried to stab * * *, but it broke the thorn too hard and another one got stuck in the meat.
It stood up and tried to walk a few steps. It didn't hurt much, I thought, nothing, just a stab. It will be fine in a few days. Think like this, it went home.
The next morning, Maksima woke up to find his hoof swollen. She endured the pain and went to see the sheep doctor. The sheep doctor looked at it carefully and said to it, "there is a stinger on your foot." You need surgery. Take it out. "
"Want surgery?" Maksima hesitated. "This is just a small thorn. Is it necessary to make such a fuss? " ? "Maxima didn't listen to the advice of the sheep doctor and left. A few days passed, and the whole left hind leg of Maxima was swollen, and it was too painful to walk.
I have to entrust a good friend to ask Dr. Yang about this matter. The sheep doctor only looked at it and said, "The toxin has spread. Now we must cut off the whole leg, otherwise our lives will be difficult to protect! " "Dr. Yang said so seriously that Maxima was afraid and had to agree to amputation.
Dr. Yang made a prosthetic leg out of wood and put it on a swift horse. From then on, Maxima limped and could no longer run on the grassland.
6. Confessions of the first Chinese textbook, composition I am a book, an ordinary Chinese book, and I am wearing a brown dress. Above my body, there are two big letters "China". My shape is rectangular, and I don't need to add anything. The thickness is about one centimeter, 170 pages.
Since I was produced by the printing house, I was destined to teach. Every day, when my master has Chinese class, he takes me out. The dense words on my body can teach young master a lot of different Chinese knowledge. When reading aloud, the words on my body can be used by the young master to sketch and draw some good words and sentences. Since then, many spots have appeared on my stomach, and I have become "ugly". I am happy because I helped others.
My content is rich. There are six units in all. Here, young master learns different knowledge every day. They are dotted around me like stars. I will take my young master to learn famous ancient poems and let him feel the artistic conception of ancient poems and the charm of literature. I will take my young master to know world celebrities and their immortal heroic deeds; I will read one well-known story after another with the taste of the little master, and I will take the little master all over the three mountains and five mountains and all over the world. ...
According to the host, the apartment I live in is called a schoolbag, which contains many learning tools and other book companions. Every morning, my little host class and I have the happiest time. At noon, the little master will carry me home and carry it on his shoulders, which really feels like a "small basket".
Unconsciously, the day has passed and the night has come. At this time, the little master will let me review my lessons with her, and the feeling of flying in the knowledge sky is so great! After that, the young master will send me back to my apartment, let me have a good rest and learn technology from the young master tomorrow!
This is me, a happy Chinese book! ! (text)