Funny adaptation of poetry (low score in adaptation test)

A bright bed is doubtful of beauty and health. Look up at the dollar and down at the pound. (Adapted by Ye Jing Jones)

Such a bright thread is at the foot of my bed, and I suspect that my crotch is dirty. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch. (same as above)

Li Bai took a shit by boat and suddenly remembered that he didn't bring any paper. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, so it's not as good as the paper that Wang Lun gave me. (Adapted from Wang Lun)

The old vine is a dead crow, the small bridge stinks people, the old road is thin and the typhoon is thin, and the sunset is heartbroken. (Adapted by Tianjingsha Qiu Si)

No bathing in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Take one packet at a time and put toothpaste on your home. (Adapted by Xiao Chun)

Open the door of China,

More than Song Jiang, more than Zheng Banqiao,

Go to the Woods.

I met a Tang Bohu,

Scared me into gith Khan.

Picked up the sword and stabbed Tang Bohu.

Across Jolin Tsai, across Pan Changjiang,

Finally came to Zhao Benshan.

Look ahead to the toilet.

Yellow smoke rises from the smelly stove in the sun,

Look at the toilet in front;

Fly down three shits,

I felt in my pocket, but there was no paper.

I drank too much last night.

Mistake into the depths of the campus

Vomiting vomiting

Startled up countless mandarin ducks

Last night, the ballroom celebrated.

The door is locked.

Had to climb over the wall to get in

Damn it, damn it

Mother caught me.

It went viral on the Internet last night.

Indulge in not knowing the way back.

Have fun and go back to the house at night.

Mistake into the depths of garbage

Vomiting vomiting

Starts up countless flies

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

There are two pairs of shoes on the ground.

A man and a woman,

You are one of them.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Clap at night,

I don't know how many people died.