How to write Liu Hai's words for chopping firewood?

I don't think cross words are universal. It depends on the style of the host, because I don't know your style and age. Now I will give you several versions, hoping to help you.

Official Edition: Liu Hai chopping firewood is a famous passage in Hunan ancient painting and drama. Liu Hai's hometown is Happy Valley in Gu Quan, Huxian County, Xi City, Shaanxi Province. The love legend "Liu Hai Pi Chai [1]" can be said to be a household name in Hunan, and with the interpretation and singing of the ancient painting opera "Liu Hai Pi Chai", it is also well known to many audiences throughout the country. Please enjoy the Flower Drum Opera "Chopping firewood with bangs" below.

Simulation version: One year at the Spring Festival party, Jiang Kun and Liu Xiaoqing sang "Chopping firewood with bangs", which became a smash hit. In the Happy Camp, He Jiong and Nana often sing "Bang Chopping Wood", so they are often angry, so it can be seen that whoever sings is angry. Who wants to make a fire today? Applause with affection * * * brings the Flower Drum Opera "Liu Hai Chops Wood"