Second, friends who have been apart for ten years suddenly come at night. I opened the door before I finished bowing. I didn't have time to ask him if he came by boat or on foot. I didn't have time to ask him to sit on the bed or couch. I went straight into the back room and humbly asked my wife, "Dear, can you take out a barrel of wine, Su Like Dongpo's wife?" My wife happily pulled out the gold hairpin for me. Calculate calculate, change the money, enough to drink for three days. Not so good!
Once again, sitting alone in an empty study, thinking that there are always mice by the bed at night is really annoying. I don't know what made me bite by it or my book. I was suspicious and didn't know what to do. At this time, I suddenly saw a stubborn cat, staring and wagging its tail, as if spying on something. I held my breath and waited for a while, only to see it running and smoking like the wind, and the mouse was eliminated. Not so good!
Fourth, all the trees in front of the study, such as begonia and bauhinia, were pulled out to make room for planting a dozen or twenty plantains. Not as fast as it is now.
Fifth, on that spring night, I got drunk with a group of bold brothers. When you are half drunk, you can't stop drinking and you can't drink any more. A child next to me understood my mind and suddenly took out more than ten pieces of big paper firecrackers. I got up and left, lit a fire and took pictures. The smell of sulfur rushed from my nose into my head, and I felt very comfortable at once. Not so good!
Sixth, when I was walking in the street, I saw two things, blushing and thick neck, like an enemy without * * *. The two of them will have their hands up, their waists down and their mouths still there. Two people have been nagging, as if for a whole year. At this moment, suddenly a strong man came up with his arm swinging, and he was overbearing and interrupted them with a loud roar. Not so good!
Seventh, sons and nephews fall backwards. Not so good!
Eighth, I have nothing to do after dinner and go shopping in the market. I saw gadgets, played them for a while and bought them. It's a deal, but the price is a little lower. The peddler keeps saying that he won't give in. So he took out money from his sleeve that was almost as heavy as the asking price just now and threw it to the vendor. The peddler immediately put on a smiling face and refused to say anything. Not so good!
Ninth, there is nothing to do after dinner, rummaging through everything. I found dozens and hundreds of old and new IOUs. Some people who owe money are dead and some are still there, but in short, they will not pay back the money. So I secretly cleaned up the fire and looked up at the sky. There was no cloud in Wan Li. Not so good!
Tenth, in summer, he covered his head, barefoot, covered the sky with a parasol, while standing on oranges, watching the strong man sing Wu Ge. The water suddenly surged up, as if turning over silver and rolling snow. Not so good!
Eleventh, I just woke up in the morning and vaguely heard the sigh of my family saying that someone died last night. So he hurried to ask someone, and it turned out that the most scheming person in the city had died. Not so good!
Twelfth, get up early in summer and watch others saw big bamboo as barrels under the pine shed. Not so good!
Thirteenth, it was cloudy for a whole month, which made people drunk and couldn't wake up from sleep. Suddenly I heard the birds singing together, and it cleared up. I quickly reached for the curtain. When I opened the window, I saw the sun shining and the trees washed. Not so good!
Fourteenth, I heard that someone is a simple-hearted person at night and I want to visit him the next day. I went into his door and stole a look at his bedroom. I saw the man sitting at his desk, facing south, reading a document. Seeing a guest coming, he bowed silently, pulled my sleeve and told me to sit down. He said, "Sir, since I'm here, let's have a look at this document together. So I laughed with him until sunset. At this time, he felt hungry himself, so he asked the guest slowly, "are you hungry, sir?" "? " Not so fast!
Fifth, I didn't want to build a house, but I accidentally got some spare money and built a house. From this day on, if you want wood, head, tile, brick, ash and nail, there will be no sooner or later, and it will not come to your ears. Finally, there was no money. In order to build a house, sparrows dug mice. However, there is still no house to live in, so we have to live in peace. Suddenly one day when the house was completed, I painted the walls and swept the floor, put up windows and hung pictures. When the craftsmen have settled down and left, it will be soon to sit with like-minded friends!
Sixteenth, drinking in winter nights, the more you drink, the colder it gets. Look out the window, the snow is as big as a palm, and it has accumulated three or four inches thick. Not too soon!
Seventeenth, in summer, it is not only fast to use a scarlet plate and personally take a sharp knife to cut thick green watermelons!
Eighteenth, I have long wanted to become a monk, but I can't eat meat in public. If you can become a monk, eat meat openly, and shave your head with hot water and a sharp knife in summer!
Nineteenth, I accidentally turned to the handwriting of an old friend in the box, not so fast!
Twentieth, there are three or four boils in the genitals. Call hot water at once and close the door to take a bath. What a hurry!
Twenty-one, a poor scholar came to borrow money and was embarrassed to ask. He just said something unimportant. I observed that he had unspeakable thoughts, so I took him to a place where no one was there, asked him how much money he needed, and then hurried to his room to get money for him. Then ask him if he should go back to work at once, or stay a little longer and have a drink before leaving. Not so good!
Twenty-two, in a small boat, in the face of strong winds, you can't sail and worry, but you can speed up your heart. Suddenly I saw a big ship, galloping like the wind. I tried to pull the boat with a hook, but I didn't want to pull it at once, so I tied a cable to the stern. Lao Du's poem "Green Mountains and Green Waters, Knowing Oranges and Pomelos" was sung in his mouth, and he laughed heartily. Not so good!
Twenty-three, I have long wanted to change my residence and live with my friends, but I can't find a suitable house. Suddenly someone said that there was a house with few rooms, about a dozen rooms, and the door was near the river, with lush trees. So I had dinner with this man, and then I went to see the house. I don't know what the house is like yet. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a clearing as big as six or seven acres. Don't worry about fruits and vegetables anymore. Not so good!
Twenty-four, I didn't come back until I left home for a long time. I saw the city gate from a distance. Children and women on both sides of the Taiwan Strait are speaking the dialects of their hometown. How happy I am!
Fifth, since good porcelain is broken, there is no reason to repair it. Watching it over and over again is just annoying. So I told the cook to use it as a chop suey tool so that it would never appear in front of me. Not so good!
Twenty-six, if you are not a saint, how can there be no fault? I did something unconsciously in the evening, and my heart was pounding in the morning, which was really worrying. It suddenly occurred to me that Buddhism has the method of Busa, and I didn't hide it myself, thinking it was a confession. So, the next day, I told all the familiar or unfamiliar guests about my mistake. Not so good!
Twenty-seven, it is better to watch others write big books quickly!
28. Push open the paper window and let the bees out. How fast!
Twenty-nine, as a county magistrate, it is not bad to play drums every day outside the court!
Thirtieth, it's good to see someone else's kite string broken!
First of all, it's not bad to watch a wildfire burning!
Second, paying off debts is not only fast!
Third, it's not too soon to watch "Campus Guest Biography"!