Liang Yijia: When people meet fresh air, they always want to take a deep breath.
B: Get some fresh air.
A: My second uncle is not like this.
What happened to him?
I like to get it off my chest.
What are we going to talk about?
A: It has nothing to do with chatting.
B: Then how do you take it out of your chest?
A: spit out the phlegm and he will be happy.
B: What a relief!
A: He can get up early for work and pedal his bike. He can throw up all the way from home to the office.
Spit everywhere!
How do you think?
B: That's immoral!
Answer: Anyway, you can see that all cyclists walk in a straight line, except those who ride behind my second uncle, they all look like twists and turns.
B: What's the matter?
A: You don't have to ask-I'm afraid my breath will spill on my face.
This is too much! No one came out to take care of him all the way?
A: In the words of old Beijing, he is ashamed of him. In the words of people who go to work, I don't have time to care about him; In the words of sanitation workers, it is called low quality; In the words of law enforcement officers, he told me not to see him.
Didn't say he was fine.
A: It's also a coincidence. I really met that day. My second uncle was holding out his chest when someone called him, "Come down!" " "
B: This tone is hard to accept. Where's your uncle?
A: I got off the bus quietly without saying anything.
B: I don't think so either.
A: "You had a good time all the way. Can others stand it? "
B: (playing the second uncle) "I was wrong!"
A: "Just know? Are you willing to fight or be punished? "
B: (strangely) Why did you take a taxi? (Playing the second uncle) "I accept the punishment."
Answer: "Admit punishment, put this on." Say, pass me a mask.
B: "SARS is over."
A: "I am afraid that you will infect others. Also, clean up all the phlegm you spit. "
B: "I'd better admit it!" "
Answer: "fight, wait until you finish packing."
B: even fines and beatings!
A: "Besides, I can't hit you in front of so many people-wait till I get home!"
B: Do you still want to chase home? Who is it, so powerful?
Do you ask the man in charge of my second uncle?
B: Ah.
A: My grandfather!
B: That's what I'm talking about! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !