How to write a poem dedicated to the teacher in English?

Oh, my God!

My teacher is very good.

Oh, you are my baby!

English teacher

I can't decorate your majesty and dexterity with words.

My words can't hide your light,

You are the embodiment of literature!

Chinese teacher

1+ 1=2,2+2=4,

Life is so cautious, only you.

The highest IQ teacher!

Math teacher

Ah! Ah! Ah!

I have a seizure! Ah!