How do you say peeling bananas?

Bananas, apples and pears will be peeled if you don't wash them or peel them. You have one, I have one, and the other two are for monkeys. This jingle is mainly used to describe that a person can eat fruit without washing or peeling. "Banana", "apple" and "pear" are common fruit names, while "Monkey Brother" is a humorous expression, implying those who are lazy or don't want to do it themselves. This jingle has a brisk rhythm and is easy to remember.