How to celebrate Singles’ Day
Creativity 1: Flash mob
Key points: Bus No. 11 on November 11
We are Bachelors, bachelors who despise mediocrity; we are bachelors, bachelors who love life. If I were given a chance to leave a mark on this city, we would choose pop-up. On November 11, a group of bachelors took the No. 11 bus together. The scenery on the road was so beautiful, and we were also the scenery in other people's eyes.
Looking at the map, bus No. 11 draws a long arc in the city from east to west. It’s best this way. We crossed Ghost Face City, crossed Jiming Temple, and headed towards Purple Mountain. The history of this city is also witnessing the moment when we celebrate Singles’ Day. If we insist on a set of equipment, we might choose to customize a T-shirt with "1111, Happy Singles" printed on it, or wear an unusual headscarf. But the best way is for each person to carry a bachelor's stick - yes, the kind Hong Qigong carries with him. It is a true reflection of our current state.
It would be a shocking feat for a group of bachelors to take the No. 11 bus together. Thanks to Hong Qi Gong and his old man - it's like a big gathering of the Beggar Clan. Brothers from each branch are waiting at different stops. The No. 11 bus passing the Drum Tower is our common goal. This day seems so ordinary. As bachelors, we have the responsibility to keep the world alive. Those who take the No. 11 bus will see: at every stop, there are a group of bachelors carrying bachelors and wearing headscarves. People got on the bus, they just stood but didn't sit down. The first thing they said when they met was: "The weather is so nice today!" Then, holding their bachelor's sticks, they fell into the silence of strangers.
Yes, they were strangers in the first place, but they came together for the sake of bachelors of the same nature. This state cannot last forever - just like the necessity of life - we chose to get off the bus collectively at Jiming Temple, and instantly dispersed and disappeared in the bustling crowd, leaving behind an empty No. 11 bus and people looking at each other.
The headline of the evening newspaper that day: November 11, bus No. 11.
Tips:
1. Props should be unified and it is best to purchase them collectively.
2. The expression must be focused and the actions must be consistent to follow the spirit of the "flash mob" activity.
3. Office workers must complete the leave procedures to avoid becoming an unemployed bachelor on this day.
Creativity index: ★★★★
Difficulty index: ★☆☆☆
Creativity 2: Boring wine
Key points: 11 On November 11th, the lonely and desolate back of Yuejiang Tower
Yes, it is rare to get drunk once in life. This is an opportunity. If you are always too depressed in this city, maybe November 11th can Indulge yourself. For cautious bachelors who don't dare go to the Second Bridge area of ??the Yangtze River to dance, they choose to get drunk alone.
I would choose the high place of Yuejiang Tower, where the shadow of the solitary sail can be seen in the blue sky, and only the Yangtze River can be seen flowing in the sky. Only in such a scene can one have the majestic feeling of "thinking of the heaven and earth, and crying with sadness". Imagine a traveler traveling from the north to the south of the Yangtze River. He is watching with a telescope on the Yangtze River Bridge with great interest. When he moves his gaze to the Yuejiang Tower, he suddenly sees an imposing figure with his head held high and his hands clasped behind his back. He happens to be in front of the camera. There is a silhouette in the middle, and on the table behind there are wine bottles, wine bottles, freshly sharpened ink, and prepared paper and pen. He will definitely be unable to restrain his excitement and shout: "Li Bai is reincarnated!"
Of course, this is not the most important thing. We are not about attracting attention, but about tapping into the surging feelings inside. So it is best to consult the meteorological observatory. If you are lucky, there will be a similarly lonely bright moon in the sky. Then choose to do it at night. The huge Yuejiang Tower seems to be your back garden. The night breeze is gentle, the bright moon is high, and the waves are shaking. Pai'an, you are Du Fu and Yuan Mei. Don't drink too hard. If you fall into a coma in three minutes, wouldn't you be living up to this beautiful scenery? There are many kinds of wine choices, such as "Jianshiyuan". Du Kang is also good, "How can we relieve our worries, only Du Kang!" When you shout this shocking sentence with enough energy, the Lion Rock will probably tremble three times.
If you have never shed tears, you might as well choose this day to be vulnerable and drink into sadness. Think about the fact that you have been living in a mixed life and have not been able to make a family or a career. It is said that great men are like this. Only after being depressed can they have hope of getting ahead.
Tips:
1. Write a confession in advance to explain your good intentions. This is to prevent you from smelling of alcohol and having slurred speech when the security comes to check.
2. Neptune’s golden bottle is available for later use.
Creativity Index: ★★☆☆
Difficulty Index: ★★★☆
Creativity Three: Duel
Key Points: November On the 11th, the determination to revolution has been around for a long time
The premise is that you are a depressed bachelor who strayed into the bachelor's path due to various unavoidable reasons. There was once a sincere love in front of you. You didn't cherish her, and by the time you suddenly realized it, she had become someone else's girlfriend. Now that you have no chance to say "I love you" to her, what should you do? It's not a man's nature to swallow his anger, and it's not fair enough to do evil in the dark. It's like a gentleman in a British movie, looking for the person who took away the love in your heart. Let's duel.
I heard that there is another situation that can also cause duels. The most common place for such incidents is university campuses. The bachelor party on November 11th was originally intended to bring together gay feelings, but When you talk about the girl you like, the situation changes drastically - you suddenly find that your sweetheart is also coveted by others. Scholars can be killed but not humiliated, how can they be shared with their loved ones? There is no way to escape but a duel.
Without guns or cannons, just roll up your sleeves and you will show your true nature as a man. The book says that a man who cannot fight is not a real man. I will not comment on this view. In the spirit of maintaining social stability and campus The principle of unity, the word duel has many interpretations, racing, arm wrestling, wrestling, push-ups are all normal sports; there is also a folk event on campus called cockfighting, I believe many boys have played it, and there are female spectators The crowd was even more enthusiastic when watching. If it really doesn't work, you can still quarrel or fight with landlords. As long as it doesn't go too far, you can also compete. The Qi Buddhism on Mount Huashan emphasizes "no moves in the mind and no sword in the hand". It is said that only in this way can one be considered masterful. The highest state of martial arts lies in not being able to see the light and shadow of the sword, and in being able to kill people with just the look of one's eyes. This is the supreme state.
Let’s not talk about it anymore. If we continue talking, we will become Zen masters playing blind chess against each other. With our passion and strength, I am afraid that we will never be able to experience that supreme duel state in this life.
Tips:
1. Just like in the movie, the heroine should watch the duel live, otherwise the blood will be wasted.
2. Prepare medicine for bruises and do post-injury care.
3. Prepare the self-criticism and wait for the class teacher to come to your door.
Creativity Index: ★★☆☆
Difficulty Index: ★★☆☆
Creativity Four: Streaking
Key Points: November On the 11th, be a complete bachelor
It is said that streaking is more popular abroad. Foreigners will streak when they are happy and streak when they are unhappy. Come to think of it: my body is my own, I can do whatever I want, you can see it or not!
Despite this, people on earth are still quite sensitive to streaking. What should I do if I catch a cold? ! In fact, if you think about it carefully, the word "streaking" is very suitable for bachelors. Who doesn't come and go naked? The lame Taoist's "Good Song" in "Dream of Red Mansions" is well sung. High-ranking officials are generous, rich in gold and silver, and love between men and women is all in vain. There is nothing you can take away. Love, love, entanglement After all, he is still a bachelor.
So, if you are a single person with enough personality, and have certain star potential and fearless courage, just go for it and pursue absolute freedom of body and mind on Singles’ Day - do A complete bachelor - run naked.
In order to ensure your personal safety and avoid the bad luck of being taken into custody within three minutes, it is best to seek advice from the relevant departments. Implementing it as performance art may be the best solution. The theme of this performance art may be "November 11th, light to the end." You can plan a series of exhibitions, and then make a grand appearance in the emperor's new clothes at the peak moment, catching him off guard. Of course, you can also charge tickets to enjoy this great and memorable event.
If you really yearn for this sport, but you really can't bear the pressure of being in public, then I suggest you have a personal naked run in your own room without an audience. Remember to close the doors and windows to avoid being photographed secretly.
Tips:
1. Check your body mass index before implementing it. If you have too much fat and are not strong enough, it is best to give up this shocking sport.
2. Do a good job of keeping warm from the cold, and use Radix isatis and Bupleurum for later use.
Creativity Index: ★★★★
Difficulty Index: ★★★☆
Creativity Five: Forming a Party
Key Points: 11 On March 11th, gather the Singles Alliance Party
This idea is absolutely classic for those who are determined to be single and are happy to be single. On Singles' Day, we call on three, five or more brothers and sisters who are determined to be single to form a Singles Alliance, with the purpose of being single, swear an oath to the sky, shout: "I love being single!", and then spend money Spending money to buy fun and having a carnival shows the ambition of being single.
In fact, with the development of society, more and more people do not want to end their single life. Especially some young people with higher levels of knowledge and better jobs pay more attention to their own feelings and are very casual. For them, being single is also a life choice. In this context, our idea is very practical. It just targets this group of friends who take the initiative to be single and gives them a reason to be happy on Singles' Day.
The essence of this idea is that single friends should remember to act collectively, so that they can experience the fun of alliance and the power of declaration. Another point that must be made clear is that in this idea, the person who declares singleness should be a person who wants to be single voluntarily. If you have just fallen out of love, or have chosen to be single temporarily out of helplessness, it is recommended not to join this alliance, otherwise it will make your mood even worse.
Yes, there is nothing wrong with being single. If you are single enough, you might as well organize a singles alliance on Singles’ Day and make a single declaration.
Tip:
Be passionate and plan carefully a week in advance. Your Singles’ Day alliance declaration will be unforgettable.
Creativity Index: ★★★☆
Difficulty Index: ★★★★
Creativity Six: Overtime
Key Points: November On the 11th, under the bright lights in the office, the sky was dark and busy
Still frustrated that you are a bachelor? Do you still feel sad when you think about Singles’ Day? How can we forget this damn Singles' Day, how can we forget that we are still single? Work overtime, there is a famous saying: "Work can wash away all shame."
In a state of crazy overtime work, you may not have much energy to recall the painful love history, nor will you You spend too much time lamenting that you are still a bachelor. The only thing you think about is how to finish the work at hand quickly, then go home as soon as possible and hide in a warm bed.
So on Singles’ Day, if you are afraid that you will be too disappointed, then spend this boring night in the office. Anyway, no one will have a candlelight dinner with you, and no one will wait for you downstairs to get off work. It's better to do something practical to avoid wandering around. Maybe work will help you regain your courage and confidence, and be confident in your future love.
Tips:
1 It is recommended that friends who want to work overtime on Singles’ Day start working overtime a few days in advance, so that by Singles’ Day, they will be completely adapted to such a work rhythm, and there will be no problems. Feeling uncomfortable.
2. Reserve more delicious food and drink in the office. Only eating well and drinking well can help you feel good.
3 Let’s play some melodious and relaxing music to spice up the boring overtime on Singles’ Day.
4 Don’t think too much about bachelors.
Creativity Index: ★★☆☆
Difficulty Index: ★☆☆☆
Creativity Seven: Karaoke
Key Points: 11 On March 11th, you can rest after singing in KTV
Karaoke is always OK, and singing is definitely a good way to vent your mood. For those who have been trapped by love for too long and been hurt too deeply by love, Singles' Day is indeed a difficult time. When I think that others are already in couples and I am still alone, I will inevitably feel sad and speechless.
At this time, it is better to vent your sad emotions. Holding them in your heart will make you more uncomfortable and harmful to your health. Invite a few good friends to accompany you to karaoke, and listen to all the sad love songs in KTV. You will find that the lyrics of the bitter love songs touch your heart so much because they say everything you want to say.
When you get tired of singing, maybe you will feel better. A bachelor should also have the happiness of a bachelor. When it's time to be happy, don't let sadness fetter the wings of happiness. So on Singles' Day, you should vent to your heart's content, keep the happiness to yourself, throw the sadness aside, and go to KTV to sing karaoke to your heart's content.
Tips:
1 Singles with poor psychological endurance should not sing too many bitter love songs. Although bitter love songs have a cathartic effect, they are also very lethal.
2 Before singing, prepare throat lozenges, water and tissues. These are all necessary items when singing bitter love songs.
3 Karaoke songs consume a lot of energy, so you should pay attention to the balance between work and rest to prevent singing too much and losing your voice.
Creativity Index: ★★★☆
Difficulty Index: ★☆☆☆
Creativity 8: Single Dinner
Key Points: 11 On the 11th of the month, when the lights are on, give yourself a wonderful date
This idea is suitable for friends who are single and have not too serious syndrome, and have a little money and a little love.
Because you are single, you will fantasize about romantic dates and romantic candlelight dinners. But for the time being, you don’t have a lover to share such wonderful moments with you. It doesn’t matter, treat yourself to a romantic dinner for singles, or invite a few friends who are also single together, it will definitely make your Singles’ Day night unforgettable. Maybe next year, you won't have the right to enjoy such a memorable dinner.
Get yourself dressed up, order something you like, dine in a good mood, and enjoy your own exquisite time quietly. The night of Singles' Day can turn out to be so peaceful, cozy and romantic.
Tips:
1 Prepare enough money for corruption, and choose a good place for yourself to enjoy a romantic dinner for singles some time in advance. This is an important step for the success of this idea.
2. Choose a place with an elegant environment and a relaxing feeling. Remember that it’s not good to be too romantic.
Creativity Index: ★★★☆
Difficulty Index: ★★☆☆
Creativity 9: Poetry Session
Key Points: 11 On November 11th, 11:11, sun bathing, bachelor poetry meeting
This idea is quite post-modern, even a bit absurd. Climbing high and reciting poems on Singles' Day probably reflects the same state of mind. I started climbing the mountain in the early morning of Singles' Day and calculated the time to reach the top of the mountain at 11:11 noon. Then I held a book and recited poetry. Looking back, this Singles' Day was quite meaningful. It seemed to be back to the innocent era when literary young people could be seen everywhere. Everything about being single and being broken up was forgotten, and the state of mind became transparent and simple.
When reciting poems on Singles’ Day, the choice of poems is very important. It is natural to choose love poems. Its romantic atmosphere will make you forget the reality that you are still a bachelor for a while, and you will be immersed in the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers.
You can also choose poems praising great rivers and mountains. The charming scenery of beautiful mountains and rivers will make you feel refreshed throughout the day.
It’s best to invite more people to go hiking on Singles’ Day. It would be even better if you can form a singles hiking team. You can have a small poetry party on the mountain and look for the legacy of ancient literati. Along the way, maybe because of the large number of people and conspicuousness, three or five girls can stop and admire her, thus bidding farewell to her single life.
Tips:
1 Prepare shoes, food and other supplies for hiking.
2 Review the poems and poems you have read, and prepare your emotions before going up the mountain, so that you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to the vigorous poetry-climbing movement on Singles' Day.
Creativity index: ★★★★
Difficulty index: ★★☆☆
Creativity ten: forming gangs
Key points: November On the 11th, set a goal for yourself and draw N people into the army of singles
If you really can’t think of how to kill the boring time on Singles’ Day, then go and encourage others. This is what is called forming a gang, drawing more people into your camp. This trick seems a bit damaging, but in this nonsensical era, some funny actions may have unexpected comedic effects.
You can sort out 111 reasons and benefits of being single before 11:11 noon on Singles' Day, and then read it to your colleagues who are still troubled by love during lunch, so that they can Determined to be single. For dinner, you can also invite friends to have a meal or hang out in a bar. You can use the drunkenness to complain, detail the miserable life of married people, and stimulate his single "hormones".
Tips:
1 The main purpose of the idea of ??forming a gang is to relax your tense nerves, so don’t take it too seriously. Just make everyone happy and don’t go too far. .
2 Remember not to hurt other people’s feelings.
Creativity Index: ★★★★
Difficulty Index: ★★★★
Creativity Eleven: New Life
Key Points: 11 On September 11th, the single career ends on Singles’ Day
Are you tired? Are you lonely? Has the freedom that you were once so proud of made you feel desolate on Singles' Day? Have you ever missed someone intensely one night? Have you tried many times but still can't forget her smiling face?
A person’s life is indeed wonderful, free, abundant, and without scruples. The whole world belongs to you and no one can divide it; a person’s life is also helpless, down and out, and you can only be alone. Bear it, no one can share it. Murong Xuecun wrote in his online novel: "I don't know why, but I suddenly want someone to sleep on my chest every night. She needs my protection and makes me feel safe."
It's okay, you want to fall in love. The worlds of two people are different and wonderful. Confess your love to her, let go of your bachelor's vanity and caution, and end your bachelor's career on Singles' Day. On November 11th, maybe she is also missing you, so call her, wait for her downstairs with empty hands or flowers, and tell her: "I'm tired of the bachelor apartment, tired of the unpopular room, tired of With smelly socks and a dusty kitchen, I want to be embraced by love."
It's a bit like the "bitter meat trick". A down-and-out bachelor asks to be taken care of on the evening of Singles' Day. Such romantic bitterness seems to be unbearable. Rejection - or irresistible, unless you are a terrible person. At that moment, her smile should be bright. In a festival where we are surrounded by each other, she hands her hand to you, and the two of you come together to warm each other. I think this is the most wonderful idea of ??Singles’ Day. I won’t go into details here. This magazine has also specially created “111 Ways to Solve Single Problems” for you, so please refer to it.
Tips:
1. Prepare some tear-inducing eye drops. This is an unusual day. It is a God-given opportunity, so take advantage of it.
2. Maybe you will no longer be a bachelor from tomorrow on. Remember to put away those bad habits of a bachelor.
3, and the most important point, please be mentally prepared to be rejected, Amen.
Creativity index: ★★★★
Difficulty index: ★★★★
Traditionally, bachelors in China refer specifically to men, but men are not what we think. So strong. Compared with women, men have lower immunity, poorer endurance, and weaker vitality. Being single alone is even more pitiful and unloved! So while today's Singles' Day is busy, think about it. No one else cares about you. Shouldn't you be kinder to yourself?
Creativity 12: Combination of eggs and fried dough sticks
Key points: Let’s analyze “11:11” from a pictographic perspective
The fried dough sticks and eggs on this day must be very special Easy to sell... China is a classical and traditional country. For example, you eat rice dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival; you eat mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival; you eat rice cakes during the Spring Festival... Haha, maybe you don't know that November 11 What is there to eat on this day? But it doesn’t matter that we don’t eat rice dumplings or moon cakes on this day... November 11th is a day for singles.
Today the Lotus Roots are doing something special, what kind of special method? First, let's take a look at this set of numbers 11:11. Let's think of the four "1"s as four fried dough sticks, and then the ":" as two eggs (I think no one objects). In this way, I think everyone can You know my intention! Yes, I will eat these two on this day this year.
On this day, single friends can go to the nearest breakfast spot to buy these two items, and then eat and play as quickly as possible, otherwise I can’t guarantee whether you will be single again in the next year.
Posted Disciple:
1. Be sure to get up early in the morning, get dressed, wash your face, and brush your teeth quickly
2. Prepare change and lunch boxes in advance
3 .Since you are not the only bachelor, so when you get eggs and fried dough sticks, leave quickly to avoid being snatched away by others
Creativity Index: ★★★★
Difficulty Index: ☆☆ ☆☆