2. There is a girl who weighs 200 Jin and has a mine at home! Dating dozens of times, each time was rejected. Her mother comforted her: don't cry, daughter. If we continue to meet, we will always meet greedy people.
Even if the whole world thinks you are ugly, it doesn't matter. As long as you think you are beautiful enough, you are shameless.
I met the best brother Xue in the canteen, and he was furious. He shouted at the canteen manager: "Look at your porridge, you can drink it with a mask!" "
There are only three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. And the most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.
6. Don't think that the world will abandon you when you are lovelorn. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.
7. If you send the data of 38% divorce rate to your parents, they will not urge you to get married, but will say to you, "Since you can leave at any time if you are unhappy, what are you afraid of?"
8. When I was a child, a classmate scolded me that you looked like a pig. I replied, you look like a person.
9. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.
10. If you don't confess, you can be friends. If you are friends, you can borrow money. If you borrow money, you can confess. If you are rejected and become a stranger, you don't have to pay back the money.
1 1. The so-called dilemma is to raise your head and double your chin.
12. My wife is pregnant and her weight has soared. I said to her: Look at your fat, I really can't go on! The second-rate wife replied: Where did you get the courage to laugh at a man who turned rice into shit?
13. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. You can drive a luxury car, but you are crowded with buses every day. Obviously, I can eat by my face, and I work hard myself. This is the difference between me and Mingming.
14. "We should work hard for our own Audi, our wife's Dior and our son's Oreo." God replied, "For your alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman ..."
15. A man secretly loves a woman for many years and finally confesses deeply. Man: "In order to like you all the time, I changed my wish when I took the college entrance examination." Woman: "Bullshit, I haven't seen you in school for four years." Man: "I didn't get in."
16. The whole school held a meeting on the playground. A girl with good grades went up and said, "My parents started crying when I was very young." Then she choked up and we cried. I just heard her say, "I have always had great expectations for me …"
17. My wife is nine months pregnant and plays songs to her baby all day. I can't stand it after a long time. She said she was having prenatal education. This is not prenatal education, it is pure brainwashing. Whose prenatal education plays "only mother is good" all day!
18. There are three things in life, ideal, love and a good girl. Why don't you write love poems, play hooligans and have a sinister future?