Collect modern five-element limerick

Mountains and rivers,

The black hole in the well,

The yellow dog is white from above.

The white dog is swollen.

Zhang Dayou, a boatman in the Tang Dynasty, casually recited a poem "Yin Xue". Since then, people have called his folk poems limerick, singing casually and not talking about meter.

In the Song Dynasty, there was an old lady in Guangdong who delivered meals to her husband. She is an authentic Xialiba. But in the face of Su Dongpo's teasing poems, she responded freely, retorted, and exported them into poems, which was also very decent. Dongpo poem cloud:

Peng invented the star and two breasts,

Send food to North Korea to find a husband.

The old woman immediately turned to:

Right or wrong is just talking,

Do you remember that the court demoted you?

At that time, the famous Su Dongpo was demoted to Guangdong. In view of Su Dongpo's rough life, the old woman exposed his old roots and scars and poked him in the sore spot.

In the Qing Dynasty, there was a newly-married bride. After all the guests had had enough to eat and drink, they began to make a scene in the new house, laughing heatwaves until late at night, and forced the bride to recite a poem to express her feelings on their wedding night. This is really beyond my ability. The bride was helpless and finally took a song:

Thank you, gentlemen,

How can you sing without talent?

I once wrote a poem in the Tang Dynasty:

A moment in spring is worth a thousand dollars.

This chanting was serious, and all the guests laughed in astonishment and said, "Good, good!" " "I said, and broke up with joy. The beauty of this poem lies in the last sentence. Although it is a quotation, it is unique and mysterious here and now. It can be understood without words, or it can be magical without words.

In modern times, great changes have taken place in the content and theme of limerick, which began to reflect real life and had distinctive characteristics of the times, but its artistic style has not changed. Mr. Lu Xun got a "frivolous" limerick from somewhere in "On Vulgarity Should Avoid Elegant People", and counted the grandfather of the magistrate of a county. I'm afraid there is no one in China who doesn't know what plum blossoms are like, but this poem about plum blossoms is a little different:

Red hat, hum, black hat,

The romantic satrap looks at plum blossoms.

Plum blossom first low way:

The plum blossom at the bottom meets my master.

I'm afraid the intention of Lu Xun's poem is self-evident.

In the 1950s, there was a ballad called "Cadres Going to the Countryside":

Carrying dry food in the countryside,

Work barefoot.

Pick a full tank in the morning,

Sleep late on the hard bed.

It embodies the spirit of honesty, hard work and hard work of cadres in the early days of liberation.

Limerick is a typical popular literature, which also directly reflects the individual personality characteristics. At this point, no one is more outstanding than Zhang Zongchang (188 1- 1932). Zhang Zongchang, a native of Yexian (now Laizhou), was born as a bandit. Zhang Zongchang didn't know a big word, so he asked Shoupeng Wang, the champion of Shandong in the late Qing Dynasty, to be his teacher and teach him to read and write poems. After a while, Zhang Zongchang published a book of Xiao Kun's poems. Now transcribe some songs:

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain,

Afraid that Liu Bang would run away.

Not my little Sean,

Grandma has gone back to Pei county.

This is a jingle titled "Laughing at Liu Bang", because Zhang Zongchang always cited Sean of the Han Dynasty as the same clan, so the third sentence has "My Little Sean".

Zhang Zongchang rewrite the doggerel is written like this:

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang.

Vega Heine Xi went home.

Zhang Zongchang the hero,

Andrew's whale swallowed hibiscus.

On one occasion, after visiting Mount Tai, Zhang Zongchang wrote a doggerel entitled "Ode to Mount Tai". The poem says:

Looking at Mount Tai from a distance,

Fine on the top and thick on the bottom.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down,

The lower head is thin and the upper head is thick.

One day, after a burst of thunder and lightning, Zhang Zongchang wrote a doggerel entitled Lightning in the Sky. The poem says:

Suddenly I saw a fire sickle in the sky.

It seems that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,

Why is it another fire sickle?

After swimming in Penglai Pavilion, Zhang Zongchang also wrote a doggerel called "You Penglai Pavilion":

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great.

Immortals can do it,

I sit down, too.

Put the wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much.

People often say: "Writing is like a person", which is true from Zhang Zongchang's poems.

In old China, education was backward, schools were poorly equipped and houses were short. To this end, an educator wrote a doggerel entitled "The Self-titled Chamber of Secrets":

How can the cubicle be compared with the spring rain tide?

Summer and winter are even more difficult.

A light bulb is on all day,

Several rolls of mosquito-repellent incense were lit all night.

Worry first and be happy later,

Take the trouble to take me down, Cao.

If the doorframe can be three inches high,

Go in and out, so you won't bend your back in vain.

During the "Cultural Revolution", under the slogan "The more knowledge, the more reactionary", China's knowledge depreciated, and intellectuals were called smelly Laojiu, which was criticized everywhere. To this, someone wrote a doggerel entitled "Smelly Laojiu":

Ten Confucians and nine beggars have existed since ancient times.

And this Confucian scholar is called smelly Laojiu.

In ancient times, poor Confucianism was still human,

Laojiu today is inferior to dogs.

Dictatorship depends entirely on culture,

The reaction is all because of knowledge.

If Marxism–Leninism were alive today,

Fighting all over the street.

At present, China's corruption has appeared from time to time in some regions and units, which is deeply hated by the whole people and criticized by people. Therefore, anti-corruption limerick is also very common. I recorded a song as follows:

The official residence is Qipin,

It's heartless to collect money.

Black yarn is on sale,

Swallow tickets in private.

Laughing and cursing,

An activity belongs to an activity.

Believe in the theory of materialism,

Promote the money as soon as it arrives.