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When new eggplant grows all over the garden,
Do not eat with your husband.
Who would have thought it was an eggplant in the end,
It is easier to call eggplant than to send it away.
I made an eggplant guarantee at noon and suddenly remembered this poem about eating eggplant. Because the last two sentences are often used in daily life, most villagers are familiar with them. There are many poems describing the ups and downs of teachers in past dynasties, many of which are hilarious. For this reason, this post is specially set up to collect poems describing teachers in past dynasties. If you have a portfolio, please post it and share it with everyone (new poems are not in the portfolio).
The poem above is about an old gentleman in a private school. In summer, he saw that his master's garden was full of eggplant and wanted to try it early, so he sang the first two songs. Hearing this, his students went home and told their mother that they didn't expect to make eggplant for him every so often. The teacher is miserable. Go on singing the last two sentences.
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I'll put it on the top tonight.
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There is a poem "A Scholar in a Drama Village" in Poems with the Garden, and the last sentence is also very interesting. When I was a child, adults always liked to say, "I cried for a year", which means that I studied "Thousand Characters" for a year, so as to laugh at our poor academic performance.
Half a dark thatched cottage,
Keywords pigsty, cowshed, bathhouse,
The shepherd boy sits vertically and horizontally,
Cry for a year.
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The teaching hall became very dirty,
Spend the Spring and Autumn with others.
Half hungry and half full idle guests,
No locks, no flail, a free prison.
Too few classes, my father and brother are lazy,
Children with many advantages are hostile.
Now I am fortunate to be a Qingyun guest.
Cover up the shame of half a year.
This is a self-deprecating poem written by Zheng Banqiao. Later, Zheng was proud of the imperial examination hall and made a county magistrate. He thinks that being an official can offset half of the "shame" and "disgrace" of being a teacher in the past. However, the previous part did talk about the bitterness of being a teacher.
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Eggplant alias "Mr. Cai", there is a story that is not suitable for children:
It is said that there used to be a gentleman in a private school. I don't know when he started. Every day, he would find a few eggplants on his windowsill, just enough for him to cook. He thought, who is so kind to him? So one day, he got up early and hid in the corner to watch: I saw Teacher Dong Jia take off the eggplant as a comfort tool after watering the vegetables in the morning, and put those eggplants on the teacher's windowsill after finishing.
The gentleman didn't look at Jude, but even threw up his guts. He vowed to get back at the owner. That night, he sneaked into the vegetable garden, picked a few eggplant of moderate size, cut them off and connected them with toothpicks.
The next morning, the confused owner repeated yesterday's story. I didn't expect that half of the eggplant was broken in it, so I couldn't take it out. After the young lady became ill, the doctors were at a loss, because no one could know the cause of the young lady. So the shopkeeper had to post a list of doctors: whoever can cure the young lady's illness will marry her to him.
This young lady used to be very beautiful, but Mr. Xue has been attached to her for a long time, but he just feels that his status is too different to expect anything. When he saw the boss posting a list of doctors, he volunteered to see the lady. On this day, he asked the master to prepare a car full of food, and then asked the young lady to carry it. I saw that when the young lady tried hard, half an eggplant fell automatically. Afterwards, the host broke his word, and Mr. Xue and Ms. Xue formed a beautiful marriage.
Listening to this story as a child made me afraid to eat eggplant for a long time.
2009-11-22 21:20 reply
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A poem that mocks pedants:
Advise people not to be teachers,
Full stomach, bad breath.
Tied like a rope,
My ears are buzzing like birds.
Stupid, but ignorant of teaching methods,
Too much work makes you smart.
Even more hateful,
It has been fixed, but it is still out of date.
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When new eggplant grows all over the garden,
Do not eat with your husband.
Who would have thought it was an eggplant in the end,
It is easier to call eggplant than to send it away.
-This song is more creative.
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(Correction statement)-I didn't read it carefully, and I didn't think about it seriously. Wrong room, wrong post. I don't think my name should appear here. I don't think I appreciate you at all.
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It doesn't matter. You are free to come in and out here. You may have heard or seen the poems reproduced here, but they may not be so complete. When you are in a good mood, or when you are in a bad mood, you may come back and watch it again, which may bring you a happy smile.
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Sir, empty talk is hard to accomplish,
The real scene is even more pitiful.
The horse's eye is opposite Kong Yiji.
The plum hedge seeks immortality.
Two-tenths of wool pens,
Five three-sided bag curtains.
Iron hard purple ink,
Indiscriminate calligraphy, dots and circles.
-"Yan Xiao"
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Last eggplant! ! ! Yangjiang dialect is more interesting to read! Die to the end
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Would you believe me if I said I knew the hero in your poem?
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Hehe, doesn't she always cook the same dishes for you at home and upstairs? With the present material conditions, there should be many choices. However, today's chefs worry every day: I don't know what to eat today. Even I'm bored, and I can't think of anything to eat.
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Yan Shi Tian Xiao
( 1)
The village pavilion never said it could hurt, and the scenery in my hometown is more beautiful.
Every empty urinal in the corner of the stadium often stays in the bath soup behind the screen.
Kindly drag a fan and roll two ginger in vain.
At the end of the year, there is nothing to give, and a piece of rice cake candy is also missing.
(2)
The library boy was really ashamed of his stubbornness. He grabbed a dagger and swam into the river to kick stones.
As soon as the light is hung, the oil will accumulate and there will be no leftovers for dessert.
Lie down and check your urine, add porridge and dig your black fingers.
If you keep it more gently, you won't leave it.
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Cynics:
Winning a false reputation is endless at four o'clock and six days.
Cover two pots of rotten vegetables every day and fill half of the yellow soup at night.
There are not enough burned oil lamps, and the broken pen container is missing three peaks.
Mend the old curtains, you can't sleep well when you are warm and cold.
-Recorded from Jianxuan Collection.
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Dong Jun is so good at everything that he refuses to give it back all the year round.
Umbrella shading is only for heat, and fire around the furnace is only for cold.
However, I don't think I teach enough kung fu, and I'm afraid I'm stubborn.
If you want to dig a well with a shovel, it is difficult to regenerate a master.
This poem contains Ethan's Fu. The owner has been in arrears with wages for many years, but the old man is almost pleading, but he is helpless. This is somewhat similar to the current situation of teachers in some places.
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Although the meals are divided, the salary is the same.
Although Mr. Xue had a good reputation in the past, he was not much worse than a long-term worker. Invite him when you are happy, and dismiss him when you are unhappy. Once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Jin, who worked as a teacher in an official family, and was dismissed when he was in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When he left the library, buddhist nun picked out his luggage to see him off. On the way, Mr. Kim improvised a sentence:
"Peach blossoms in the wall, red outside the wall"
Buddhist nun answer continued:
"Long-term workers carry the burden to send long-term workers"
Mr. Jin was very unhappy and wanted to coax buddhist nun away, but he was afraid of offending his boss and worrying that no one would help him with his luggage, so he had to put up with it. Only to find buddhist nun continue to sing a way:
"Although eating is divided,
It's the same as getting paid. "
This buddhist nun tells the truth about Mr Xue's situation. Mr. Kim, who has a good face, is speechless.
I think this buddhist nun is unusual.
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Shi Lin Guang Ji records the story of Mr. Bao from Taiyuan working as a teacher in a rich family. Rich people are stingy. They only send a dog as a gift to their in-laws, who return a piece of dog meat. The rich man asked his neighbor to pay for a banquet for the teacher, and he prepared a bowl of ready-made dog meat himself. XiFu please shu poetry, shu immediately chanting:
The goat went out, and the goat came.
Two in-laws don't need company.
Just like a young man taking the imperial examination,
When a scholar goes out, a scholar comes.
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I heard that many teachers have a soft spot for Yangjiang, so visitors opened this post, hoping to cause a curse, but I didn't expect that no one helped to post it. Watching visitors worry about machines is a waste of time. But spectators can bet that if you teach your students these quatrains, such as "It's easier to call an eggplant than to send one", "Cry for a year" and "Send a long-term laborer with a burden", after a few years, most of what you taught him will be forgotten, and only these poems can be memorized. Try it if you don't believe me.
Since nobody likes it, there is no need to post it again. However, bystanders strive for perfection in his life and work. Even if he wants to end this post, he will leave a bunch of laughter for everyone:
It is said that a Mr. Xun Meng often lost his mind, and his master made it clear that he would rent three stones and four thousand meals a year. If you teach a white man, you will be punished by stones; If you teach for nothing, you will be fined two thousand yuan.
After Mr. Wang arrived at the museum, he wandered around Dongjia Street and saw the stone carving "Mount Tai Shi Gandang". Mr. Wang mistakenly thought that "Qinchuan was in the right position" and was punished. Back in the library, I taught the students The Analects of Confucius, pronounced "Zeng Ziyue" as "Cao Ziyue" and "Doctor Qing" as "village doctor", and all three stone valleys were punished, leaving only 4,000 yuan for food. One day, "Ji Kangzi" was pronounced as "Pockmarked Li", "Wang Yueyue" was pronounced as "Wang Sisao", and the annual group food was deducted.
Mr. Wang was punished, received a year's education for nothing, wrote two poems and sighed. A cloud:
Three Stone Rent Valley Bitter Believers,
Qinchuan took it first,
A stone lost to Cao Zi,
A stone was sent to the township doctor.
Two clouds:
4,000 meals is not small,
It's a pity that the four seasons are deducted:
Two thousand dollars for pockmarked Li,
Give Wang Sisao two thousand.
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