All the poems, couplets, and witty sayings that appear in The Excellent Butler

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Tourists drunk by the warm breeze always think of Hangzhou as Bianzhou. One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces; five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces; they fall into the flowers and disappear! In general, there is a dark hole in the well. A yellow dog's body is white, a white dog's body is swollen. In the middle of the day in the Yulou, there is music and singing, and the wind blows the palace concubines with laughter and gentle words. The shadow of the moon palace is open and leaks are heard at night, and the water curtain rolls close to the autumn river. "The singing voice comes out behind the fan, and the makeup shadow is light in the mirror. If you can't hide your smile, how can you block the sound. A close friend is not confused, and his thoughts are clear. Don't see it. The beauty is wearing beautiful evening makeup, singing a cappella that moves the orchid room. The sound is shining on the sunbeam. The autumn night is long. "The colors of the trees are different from each other, and the sound of the river flows into the sea. Tomorrow comes to the imperial hometown, and I still dream of fishing and woodcutter. The willows are dark and the flowers are blooming in spring. Wherever the oriole broke through the silent smoke, a cry passed over Su Di at dawn. The osmanthus moon fell in the middle, and the heavenly fragrance clouds floated outside. The tower of Luodeng is far away, and the spring where wood is cut is far away. The frost is thin and the flowers are blooming more, and the ice is light and the leaves are not withered. The old age is still far away from each other, and the search is noisy. When you enter Tiantai Road, you can see the Yudu Stone Bridge. Since ancient times, beauties are like famous generals, and they are not allowed to see white hair in the world. Changting Road is green with poplars and grass, and it is easy for young people to go there. The lingering dreams at the top of the building are at five o'clock, and the March rain is leaving melancholy at the bottom of the flowers. Ruthlessness is not as painful as sentimentality, an inch is like thousands of strands. When the ends of the earth are endless, there is only endless love. "The ancestral banquet left the song, and the pavilion had a farewell banquet. The fragrance and dust have been separated, but I still look back. The residents and horses are reflected in the forest, and the pedestrians go and follow the waves. The soul of the painting pavilion disappears, and the eyes of the building are broken. The setting sun only sends the waves far away. Endless is I am thinking about the end of the world. Poetry competition: The melons float in the urn to cool off the heat, the lotus roots are stacked on ice and green, and the bamboo shoots are thick on the slopes. The leaves in the small pond are filled with ice. The teeth are clear and the dew is cold. The fragrant wind is as clear as a wisp, and the bright moon through the paper window listens to the cicadas chirping. "The plum blossoms are warm and frightening. The fragrance comes first, and spring comes with thousands of treasures at night. The lingering winter snow, and the gentle weather comes again. We are already the beauties of the famous garden. In the spring cold lock, in the courtyard, a few plum blossom trees complain about the east wind, and the clear stamens do not spit out the dark fragrance. They hate the snow in the distant sky. Pale, hand embroidered plum blossoms. When winter comes next year, I will carry my white head with thousands of mountains and mountains. God-given rouge lightly wipes my cheeks, asking where the orchids and bamboos are in the distance. The secret fragrance of jade bones and ice comes to me, and I can't sleep with the wine. Drunk in green clothes, I look at the moon over the stream. The birds are gone and I want to pick pear blossoms to make new wine. The mist of Qinhuai is raining endlessly. I listen to the wind blowing in front of the makeup mirror at dawn. My face is half covered with the feeling of separation and the rain blowing. It's almost dusk. Dancing in the dust, blowing the jade flute and drinking wine, sitting in the secluded pavilion, the moon shines on the soul. During the Qingming Festival, there is rain, and passersby on the road want to die. I asked where the restaurant is, and I pointed to Xinghua Village, where the orioles are singing and the willows are singing in the spring. The willow trees are in the clear spring night and the moon is bright; the willow trees are in the clear spring night and the willow banks are singing orioles in clear spring. The clear water is moving with fragrant lotuses and the wind is cool. The water is moving and the wind is cool. The day and the moon are long; the cool wind is moving the water and the cool wind is moving the water. The green lotus is fragrant and fragrant. The tents are heavily brocaded, and the wings sing in the jade dew. The Yao Pond is like the sea in spring, and a pair of flying eagles fly down under the moonlight - I wish to be a pair of winged birds in the sky! On earth, the branches are as deep as the sea as soon as they enter the Houmen. From then on, Xiao Lang is a big passerby. Xiangguo Temple is the most majestic place in the world. The ethereal ladder to heaven rises in the sky. The song of Sanqian blows on the lights. Five hundred tassels of plum blossoms are broken in the clouds. I meet the messenger and send them to the people in Longtou. I have nothing in the south of the Yangtze River. Only the spring east wind can have the west wind. Qunmu Mountain. The leaves in the middle are empty. Only the plum blossoms can't be blown away. People in the country are still coming and going, and the flowers are hanging upside down in the wind. I like the reflection of the water and the light, and the sparse shadows lingering on the waves. Xiang Wuhua. Winter plum blossoms are the most detestable. They are often used as last year's flowers. Everywhere you look, you can see beautiful women. The lotus steps and the rosy red lips and cheeks show the peach blossom nunnery in the plum blossom hut. The peach blossom fairy under the peach blossom nunnery plants peach trees and picks peach blossoms. Selling wine for money. When you are sober, you just sit in front of the flowers. When you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Day after day, half-awake and half-drunk, the flowers fall and bloom year after year. I hope that I will die in the flowers and wine, and I don’t want to bow in front of the carriage and the desert. Snow, the moon in Yanshan is like a hook at dusk, and spring comes late. I know it before the flowers come - peach blossoms are planted every year, and one blooms with you when my heart is broken. I am willing to spend a million dollars to buy one of the two azaleas in Sichuan as a spring flower. "I sleep in spring without waking up, I hear birds singing everywhere, the sound of wind and rain comes at night, I don't know how many flowers have fallen in spring, then fade and turn red in autumn, the country is in ruins and people come to Chu Palace. It should be that Shu cries endless grievances, and complains to the west wind based on its color. I was not born before you were born, but I am old when you were born. Two branches are spring together, and each year is young. Qinhuai is speechless and talks about the setting sun, and every house on the water reflects its red makeup. The spring breeze doesn't know the beauty of the beauty has changed, but still sings happily around the painted boat. Moonlight Man's Heartbroken Ocean, you are full of water, horse, you are four-legged. Back then, I was pissed ten feet in the wind, but now my shoes are wet when the wind blows. The general will set up in the east of the city, and the strong men will draw their bows. The flags are spread out in the wind, and the cannons are booming

Spring comes late at dusk, and is known before the flowers. Peach blossoms are planted every year, and they bloom when the heart is broken.

The reason why I can stand here is not because of how rich my knowledge is and how broad my mind is. What I rely on is my strength. In this world, I just jumped out of the cracks in the rocks. What am I? None, I'm not afraid of anything. You can't be killed by a fall from Mount Tai, you can't be chopped down on Mount Dangtu, you can't be blasted through by thousands of cannons. The things I've experienced are things you can't even imagine in ten lifetimes. I can fail miserably and completely, but I won’t die. I’m just a fucking mess. Anyone can knead it a few times and step on hundreds of feet. If I lie down, I will become the earth. If I stand up, I will become the earth. A javelin, standing tall against the sky and the earth, never giving up - I am Xiaoqiang, who am I afraid of? If you want to compete with me, go back and study for another two hundred years

The first line is: grow up, grow up, grow up, grow up; the second line is: grow up, up, up, up, up.

The horizontal interpretation is: rising and long rising

The upper line is: sea water tide. The tide rises and falls. The second couplet: Floating clouds rise, rise long, rise and fade

Four couplets of mist dance in the foggy Wuwu house

The cranes extend their lives for a thousand years, and the pine trees live forever

The age of the crane is often added to the age of ten, and the deer carriage is clear and healthy, and the *** can lead to a hundred years of longevity

The sun and the moon shine only for the longevity of the benevolent, and the combination of yin and yang is rare since ancient times

Green water Originally there was no need to worry, because the wind-wrinkled green hills were originally ageless, but their heads were white with snow

Two phoenixes perched on the branches of the sycamore tree - mandarin ducks stood among the lotus flowers

One sheep attracted two lambs. Pigs fuck in a trough

A mantis blocks a cart with his arms, and a violent tiger leans against the river. How can an ordinary man be brave? Ants walk along a locust tree, and earthworms shake trees. A fool pretends to be a hero.

The cockscombs are still blooming -- Mr. Setaria

In the mountain where two monkeys cut trees, this monkey can also saw each other [sentence]. --A horse is stuck in the mud, how can this animal get out of the hoof (question)

Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge, with plum blossoms and bamboo leaves all the way---The swallow orioles pass through the embroidered curtain, and the jade scissors and golden shuttles in the half window< /p>

Bang Crab is covered with armor and phoenixes are written all over his body

You are not old and you miss the pavilion when you are old, and you have no talent to be a scholar.

Idle people are not allowed to enter, but wise people are allowed to enter, and thieves will be the Taoists in the future. Come.

The weak bookboy does not know the three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou; the handsome and talented man only reads the Four Books of Fengya.

Thousand-year-old trees are used as hangers; the Yangtze River of thousands of miles is used as a bathtub.

Split the pomegranate, and you will find many sour seeds in the red door; bite open the ginkgo, and you will find an adult (benevolence) in the white clothes.

Seven ducks in the floating pond, counting three pairs and one; ruler fish leaping into the water, measuring nine inches and ten.

Four Absolutes:

○ Smoke locks willows in ponds - cannon town, Haicheng tower, tea cooking, wall springs, beacon sales, desert elm lamps, deep village temple bells

○The smoke is along the colorful eaves and the swallow's eyes are mist--the fog covers the black house, the fog is no fog, and the fog is dancing in the Wu Wuwu house

○The upper eight bridges, the middle eight bridges, the lower eight bridges, and the three eight twenty-four bridges -

Gold four taels silver four taels copper four two four three one twelve taels

Wei Jiuqing Shu Jiuqing Wu Jiuqing three nine twenty-seven qing.

○Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, burning red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting blue smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, striking things from north to south

Jinshan Temple, the sound of wooden fish , send the God of Fire, recite the Water Sutra, work on the land, work all day long, take advantage of the bright moon, pray for heaven and earth to achieve yin and yang

A temple, two monks, go out of the three realms, escape the five elements, wear hundreds of robes, walk Thousands of miles, traveling in all directions, spending spring and summer through autumn and winter