Selected classic funny five-character couplets

There are many funny couplets on the Internet now, but these funny couplets also have word differences. What funny five-character couplets have you seen? Next, I sorted out the funny five-character couplets. Welcome to reading.

Selected funny five-character couplets

Shanglian: pocket money is drained;

Part two: Little face is golden.

Horizontal batch: diseased pneumonia

The first part: one hundred steps before coming;

Bottom line: I'm relaxed after coming out.

Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind

The first part: sitting quietly looking for poetry;

Part II: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal criticism: a quiet world

The first part: Yuanxiao supper;

Bottom line: full moon and bright moon.

The first part: it is advisable to urinate;

Bottom line: Get a big solution and take off.

Horizontal criticism: do your best

Shanglian: Yaju Samsung photo;

The second part: Five Blessingg wins.

Part I: Big guns hit Jinmen Island;

Bottom line: Wear an iron shirt.

Shanglian: Clear water gives birth to hibiscus;

Bottom line: natural carving.

The first part: I wish people a long time;

The bottom line is: forever spread.

Part one: Mayflies shake trees;

Bottom line: don't move

Classic funny five-character couplets

Downward: There will be a bright future.

Part I: Leisure time in several courtyards.

Bottom line: Garden Spring Depth of Field

Part I: Peach Blossom Rain in March

Part II: Snow Map

The first part: think twice before you act.

Bottom line: never look back.

The first part: great compassion misses everything.

Bottom line: Hui Guangguang's ten prescriptions

The first part: The husband yearns for the four seas.

Bottom line: the ancients cherish the shadow of an inch

Part I: Wanshan Paizi Green

Descending: one room is clear of deficiency

Part I: Dependence on the World

Bottom line: Like the sun in the void.

Part I: Mountain owners cherish the beautiful scenery.

Bottom line: Xiao Xie has a new poem.

The first part: the mountain swallows the residual day.

The bottom line is: water breaks the flow of clouds.

The first part: the mountains are high and the water is long, and the spring blossoms.

Bottom line: the sea is quiet and the sky is particularly high.

Part I: Thousands of rivers return to the sea.

Bottom line: the road to the clouds

Classic five-character couplets

Yan Suochi Liu Tang; BaoZhenhai Tower (the first and second parts respectively contain five elements of Jinmu Fire, Water and Earth)

2: 30 midnight; Mid-Autumn Festival in August (Jin Shengtan and an old monk are wonderful)

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart; The stomach of pear is sour (homophonic, Jin Shengtan keeps a son)

Chicken is hungry for beans; Rats are cool in summer.

Xixi Xixi Xixi Xi; The weasel on the right swims.

Mud fertilizer is still thin; The difference between short nights is long nights.

Looking at the mountain, the mountain is steep; Looking at the water, the water is clear.

The wind makes the flowers still fall; Tonamiyama is more hidden.

Fengyun three-foot sword; Flowers and birds are covered with books.

Old Boxing Bo Gu Road; The children gnawed at the new book.

The wind brings me the fragrance of lotus; Now the cold of the moon and night passes through the pine trees.

Stone is immortal; Dan Qing is unique.

Why is the room elegant? Not many flowers.

Ideal is not enjoyment; The future is full of money.

Spring flowers do not fall; Calm, bright moon in the sky.

Always need a stone of wine; Hundreds of miscellaneous books.

Water flying white jade; Flowers wither and gold falls.

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