2. Guess what animal will never win or lose? Answer: crab
3. What animal falls down most easily? Answer: cunning fox (slippery foot)
4. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog.
5. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal will escape first? Answer: people
6. Farmers have raised 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros.
7. What animal can be stuck on the wall? Answer: Seal (poster)
8. Are "silkworm ants" ants or silkworms? Answer: Silkworm.
9. Why are rabbit eyes red? Answer: The tortoise and rabbit lost the race and cried their faces red.
10, what can a rabbit absolutely beat a tortoise? Answer: Sit-ups.
1 1. How to prevent being bitten by a dog? Answer: Don't run in front of the dog.
12. What cat has never seen a mouse? Answer: blind cat
13. Why did a strong duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't think of suicide.
14, monkeys can talk, why? Answer: Because monkeys are human nicknames.
15, the wolf is coming-guess a fruit name. Answer: carambola
16. The bees lie on the calendar and play an idiom. Answer: It's sunny.
16. What kind of bat doesn't need a rest? Answer: Sloppy (restless bat)
17. A group of ducks are having a meeting. Answer: Nonsense (no chicken talk)
18. A group of people smashed guns with eggs. A: bullets rain (bullets rain eggs)
19. A person eats with chopsticks. Answer: Popularization (chopsticks popularization)
20. The sheep stopped breathing. Answer: Be proud (the sheep is not breathing).
2 1. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty. Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)
22. Ten men watch five women take a bath. Answer: colorful.
23. A man dressed in gold replied: A blockbuster (a golden man).
24. Hit the wall with your head, then hit, then hit (three animals).
Answer: orangutans (stars); Gorilla (big star); Baboon (garbage)
25. A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep; Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep; The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. (3 kinds of animals)
Answer: shrimp; Shrimp; lobster
26. A meadow; Another meadow; A flock of sheep came; Here comes another pack of wolves (killing four kinds of plants).
Answer: plum blossom; Wild plum blossom; Strawberries; red bayberry
27. Dogs let cats cook; Cats don't do it; Finally, the dog did it (guess three animals)
Answer: 1 panda 2 white bear 3 bear
A turtle fell into the water. Another turtle fell into the water. (Guess two plants)
The answer is: rose (mildew turtle); Wild rose (also called mildew turtle)
2. Urgently ask for difficult funny riddles and short sentences to give you 20 humorous and sexy riddles that never involve pornography. I'm not afraid you won't laugh! Do not believe, you see:
1, Dad's Xiaomi (brand one of pear plaid) Wal-Mart (homonym: my second mother)
2, take off your pants and fart (name a household appliance) Panasonic stereo (you can have a stereo if your pants are loose)
3, the hero can not find a wife (playing eight-character play) men are not bad, women do not love.
4. Go to the toilet often when you have a stomachache (12 sports expression). One lesbian with another.
5. The duty of cashier in public toilets (four-word idiom 1) is puzzling (it takes time to get rid of it).
6. "Don't fart" (motorcycle parts name) exhaust pipe
7. A good man will not doubt his wife.
8. Good men don't fight with women (a demographic term) sex ratio.
9. Marry a stupid husband and often complain (to use a four-word idiom) about finding someone to marry.
10, 18 changes in women's universities (four-word idiom 1) The beauty of adults
1 1. Blow you a kiss (four-word expression 1) and do it yourself (kiss the hand and command a wave).
12, is a man who loves to travel north and south (playing nine-character play). Men don't have a good thing (well, the horn. The meaning of hobbies)
13, teacher lang suddenly arrived, and it is hard to say that it will be closed for a period of time (acting a 14 character play). Men won't come out if they can't say it.
14. Look at your assistant's good character (type six words). Look at your virtue.
15, wedding candles whispering (three-word music noun 2) bass, alto
16, beautiful people stink when they go to the toilet.
17, where is Master Dacheng Hall? Meixianglou is full of pilgrims.
18, bridal chamber, confessing to Lady Lang (typing Du Fu's poem) My road is full of petals-I swept it for others, my thatched door has been closed-but now it's open for you.
19. Keep people in the dark.
20. Folk riddles:
Hold your hand gently,
Give you a deep kiss,
Lift your red veil,
Open your red belly pocket,
Put you in my mouth,
Enjoy you in my heart. ...
Note: Don't get it wrong! Answer: Eat lobster.
3. Humorous riddle short message encyclopedia has natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (answer: sink to the bottom of the river) 2. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car) 4. Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital) 5. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? 6. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth) 7. What if I have a stick that can make it shorter, but I can't cut, break or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it) 8. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: There is no zero in Roman numerals) 9. Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute) 10. What English letters do people like to listen to best? (answer: CD).
4. Find the funny short message riddle 1. What kind of bat doesn't need a rest? 2. A flock of ducks are having a meeting. 3. A group of people smashed guns with eggs. 4. A person eats with chopsticks. 5. The sheep stopped breathing. 6. There are ten sheep and nine are squatting in the sheepfold. One is squatting in the pigsty. Ten men watched five women take a bath. A man dressed in gold is 1, slovenly (without a bat) 2. Nonsense (without a chicken) 3. Bullets rained down (bullets rained down on eggs). Popularization (chopsticks popularization) 5. Proud (the sheep didn't breathe) blockbuster (a golden man) funny riddle 1: hit his head against the wall 2 and then hit 3 and then hit (three animals) gorilla (star) gorilla (big star) baboon (waste) 1: a sheep was grazing, and a wolf passed by without eating sheep.
2. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. 3: The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep.
(3 animals) Shrimp, prawn, lobster A flock of sheep came in one after another in a meadow, and a flock of wolves also came in (beating four kinds of plants). Answer: plum blossom, wild plum blossom, strawberry and bayberry puzzle 1. Dogs let cats cook, cats don't cook, and 3. Finally, the dog guessed three animal answers: 1 panda, 2 white bears and 3 bears. A turtle fell into the water. Guess two plants. The answer is.
5. Who has the classic humorous riddle A,
When Zhu Yuanzhang, the ruler of the Ming Dynasty, was a corrupt official, it was difficult for ordinary people to get a fair trial if they had grievances. There was a poor scholar who failed to pass the exam for three years, and his land was occupied by officials. He has nowhere to take revenge, and it is impossible to sue the court. Finally, he came up with a way to let the ruler know his grievances.
He made such a riddle for others to guess, because it was difficult to spread all over the world quickly, and it also reached the hands of the Lord. After reading it, the Lord invited him to ask you what's your complaint?
He told all the grievances, and corrupt officials were beheaded, but he never understood how the scholar sued the imperial edict. Later, the fans uncovered all the secrets in that poem:
Why are there no wheels? In ancient times, farmers plowed the fields, and what was pulled behind the cows was called a plow, which was used for land reclamation. At that time, people called land reclamation, so "getting up" means begging.
What pig has no mouth? This naturally represents Taizhu himself, and the pig represents Zhu Xi, saying that Taizhu seldom sympathizes with state affairs, just like having no mouth.
Why don't donkeys have hair? It also represents Shu Tai himself. Shu Tai used to be a monk. That is to make friends with virtuous people and take the world as the heart. By comparing this sentence with the above one, it shows that Shu Tai should manage state affairs. Therefore, the representative word of this sentence is "for", which means something should be done.
There is no door in any house: the eight characters of this house are connected with mine, representing the scholar himself.
There are no words in the harmony book: ancient imperial edicts were read by eunuchs, and eunuchs didn't understand words at all, so they were all conveyed orally, so the representative word of this sentence is' Zhao'
He Huaye Dance: It's simple. Everyone thinks of snowflakes. This sentence stands for the word "snow"
Therefore, the whole sentence together is "begging Zhu to avenge me"
Scholars all over the world should be scholars, so that future generations will be impressed.
b，
If you walk steadily without wheels, you just walk and say hello. The original meaning of hai refers to a pig without a mouth. It can be said that the sea is a pig without a mouth, and it is a branch of the earth. If you are in harmony with heaven, you can record the year, and the year is homophonic with you. Hai ranks twelfth among the earthly branches, and twelve is homophonic with Er, meaning you; Bald donkey has no hair, bald donkey can refer to a monk, a monk is a monk, and a monk is homophonic; The Millennium House has no door, and the Millennium House is a coffin, which is homophonic with the official; There are no words in the gobbledygook, which can be understood as the book written by the son of heaven, that is, the imperial edict, which is equivalent to the "law" and the law is homophonic; Wonderful pen makes flowers without leaves. Brilliant writing means a person's literary talent, that is, talent, which is homophonic with wealth. So it can be connected into one sentence: I wish you a promotion and a fortune.
c，
This car has no wheels.
(Rain) Zhu (Harmony Pig) has no mouth.
Bald donkeys have no hair.
There is no door in the (middle) noon (Hehe room)
(Tung) Tree (Harmony Book) has no words.
Flowers have no leaves.
In the storm, the heart is harmonious, and the wind and rain are concentric.
Ding,
What car has no wheels: I (I) have no wheels. My car didn't have wheels, so I took them apart, but I had no money to buy new wheels, so I had to put them in the warehouse.
What pig has no mouth: short bamboo has no mouth. Short bamboo is what we call asparagus. It's just a plant. Where did your mouth come from?
What donkey has no hair: mud (you) donkey has no hair. Everyone knows that.
There is no door in any house: the ant (1) has no door in the house. The ant's home is a hole without a door.
What book has no words: a thousand trees (books) have no words. How many trees have no words?
What flower has no leaves: New Year pictures (flowers) have no leaves. This is just a New Year picture, and it really has nothing to do with leaves.
So the answer is: I love you for ten thousand years.
e，
"Rats like rice"
What car has no wheels: An old car has no wheels. The car is old and will be torn down. The wheel is disassembled first, probably because there is rubber on the wheel, which can be recycled. Of course, the wheels are gone.
What pig has no mouth: Zizhu (pig), a plant. Not an animal, of course. No mouth. The son of a pig is a mouse. Anyone who has studied heavenly stems and earthly branches knows that.
Why donkeys are hairless: Tin donkeys are hairless. Why? Wuxi was rich in metal tin in ancient times, and northerners used donkeys to transport tin ore, which was very profitable. But donkeys are often in tin mines, which are easy to be poisoned by tin and lose their hair. An ordinary donkey carrying tin has no hair. Because tin donkeys are hairless.
No house has a door: an imaginary (happy) house has no door. Canon out the diamond sutra.
Uncle He has nothing to say: Uncle He has nothing to say. Uncle is a rural name. Generally, uncles only have names, and they don't specialize in what words and numbers scholars take.
What flower has no leaves: rice fragrance has no leaves. Everyone knows that. Popcorn can be eaten directly, not a plant.
Together, mice like rice. What is Rice's boyfriend?
Himself,
Ice carts have no wheels, braised pigs have no mouths, sauced donkeys have no hair, burnt houses have no doors, sheep books have no words (sheep can't write or foreign books have letters without Chinese characters), and hoofbeats have no leaves. Together, it is "roast lamb's hoof with ice brine", a famous dish.
Geng,
What car has no wheels: (like) refers to a car in chess. The so-called car has no wheels, and the horse has no rein. Image communication.
What pig has no mouth: Tongzhi, the ancients thought that spiders had no mouth.
What donkey has no hair: (stupid) stupid donkey refers to swearing, and here only donkey has hair, which is the meaning of this word.
There is no door in any house: the bird's nest has no door because it faces the sky.
What book has no words: (1) Here, the book means writing, but of course there is no words before writing.
What flower has no leaves: (flying) fallen leaves fly, so flying flowers have no leaves.
6. Interesting crossword puzzles and answers Swans fly away, birds don't return, and their eyes are relatively heartfelt.
In August, Hu Tian does not fly, and white grass is stacked at the intersection of Shanhui. Inch light is different from four o'clock, and even the leaves are sent to you the next day.
For thousands of years, the night is three horizontal, the horns are empty, and the horses are left. (Type eight words) Answer: I want to solve the riddle with you: This is a riddle of Taiwan Province Province, and you have to guess it with traditional Chinese characters.
The answer is: I want to be with you! The third sentence "don't fly in August" is simplified to the traditional Chinese character "don't fly in August", which makes it clear that "August" is the left side of "energy", and "don't fly" means you can't fly, which can be understood as not rising, and removing the rising is the right side of energy. ■ When swans fly away, birds don't return. They miss their past troubles. When the clouds open and the moon is bright, the water meets again in several places. When the sun sets, people lean on the bright moon, and single nobles follow.
(I can't live without you) ■ When the swan leaves the bird, it misses you in January. A person holding a heart, single aristocrats connected, standing by the moon with double knives, the tree jumped from the soil into the sky, and the water fell in several places. In the moon, Chang 'e's mouth is sweetest. (I can't live without you, cuckoo) ■ Swans fly away and birds don't return, and good words are headless; There are two more strokes in the middle of the word (Shuang Mu doesn't pick up Lin Xin), and the combination of people and children is himself.
(I love you very much) ■ There is a bunch of bamboo in Qingshan Temple, the swan is still there, and the bird has gone. The past is empty, and there are many rainbows in Baiyun's heart.
You can't hide your feelings and stand on high and look at the distance. Who knows who the judge is?
(Wait for me to say I love you) ■ Birds fly over Swan Lake, and we meet in the daytime to solve the suffering of lovesickness. I only forgot to care about it, but I had no choice but to move my country's jade. But how to get home, Baoyu is not in the valley, and my thoughts are only in my heart, and single nobles are connected. (My heart can only hold you) ■ The swan flew away and the bird didn't return. I was drunk when I returned to the peak.
The beautiful scenery in the prime of life (morning) is squinted at, and the loneliness is deeply buried in my heart. With flowers and plants as company day and night, youth is wasted and miserable.
What crime did you commit this time? You will come one day. I still miss you so much/I have fallen in love with you deeply/I am Emei. ) ■ Swans fly away, birds don't return, two trees are connected, the day goes to the East China Sea, and the month goes to the West. Spring and autumn are four seasons, and I am anxious to die without a head. If we can't fly separately, there are eleven silks. When will the hostess leave?
(I want to marry you next year) ■ When love is strong, people are haggard, and when love is deep, they don't regret it. It's wrong to miss you and forget you. They'd rather be sad. I don't complain. Life is worse than a dream. I am used to watching flowers bloom and fall, but I am afraid that the origin will disappear.
(childhood friends have no guesses/infatuation is wrong, fate is changeable/love is forgotten. ) ■ Heart and death depend on each other, and friends tell the truth. People stand by, hungry and without food, so they want to live forever, come and go until they die. (I can't forget you) ■ The stars can't see the sun, and the death of eversleeping is not sad, and there is nothing to do. Everyone is always in love, everyone is in tears with the water, and they are eager to drink a little wine. I still remember that October was a companion and she was still with me.
(No regrets in life and death) ■ Beauty comes at sunrise, and friendship grows under the waning moon house, but you don't want to go. A spoonful of white water expresses your heart, and the spring rain continues to bid farewell to San Xiao, but someone has come to an end. It is unusual for Chang 'e not to have a daughter. (I love you the most) ■ Standing alone, oranges don't weave silk, Emei Mountain has no mountains to climb, coconuts can talk, and there is no bottom to hide. Bai Mudan is not a grass, it is riddled with diseases.
(You are the pain in my heart) ■ An ox is close to a monk's house, two people bear one tree, two trees don't make a forest, and the mandarin ducks in the water are in pairs, who is the only one who cares, and the female surname is still in the upper reaches of the sky. (I'm here to get married on a blind date) ■ The old tree covers the sky, the branches are hard to see, but my arms are unintentional. Zhao is not a woman, and her goose feathers are gone. You've suffered a lot, and you claim that you have company.
(I'm sorry I love you) ■ Old trees are hard to find, but they are pitiful but unintentional. Zhao is not a woman, and her goose feathers are gone. She didn't want to be shy far away, so she suffered a lot and made new friends. She claims that someone is with you (I'm sorry I still love you) ■ Acceptance and departure are just friends, lovers have no intention of hooking up with the moon, and bamboo has always been lonely and single-minded. If you need to keep a company, no one is speechless. (It's so hard to love someone) ■ A moth puts out the fire. My junior has no children and has a beard, leaving a person here occasionally. Nothing in a few words. The cowboy crossed the river and built a raft and stayed here for three days. It turns out that this word is in front of the world.
(I love you all my life) ■ A bamboo tree in Hanshan Temple can't be used. This statement cannot be fulfilled. As long as it rains, the bird disappears as soon as the swan leaves. (Waiting for you to say you love me) ■ Huaihai goodbye water recedes, two people replace the obstacle stone, the right hand on the top of the moon disappears, and young men and women are beside the tree heart. What knows love best in the world?
(It's rare to have a lover) ■ Gan Zi didn't mean to break around. Looking at the sunrise in the doors and windows, Hai Huai retreated and met again, and the two moved away from the stumbling block. At ten o'clock tomorrow at sunset, young men and women live alone, one less. (It is rare to have a lover in the world) ■ The dutiful son wants to practice calligraphy, and the birds fly at the edge of the wild goose, which forgives people unintentionally, and the river is dry and people are alone, coming and going. Acacia is single-minded, and a good girl is willing to be by his side.
(Tell me what to think of her) ■ Jiang Mumu crossed his heart, the ancients wrote backwards, and the young monk was bald and sad without tears. (I want to be your wife) ■ Birds fly and geese jump, and in the middle of the month, vermilion is on your eyes. No, the spoon is beside the white one. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and it falls short. The best friend is under the wind and rain, which is called cross the rubicon.
I love you in my own way. I have no intention of regret. Big brother has rules on his head and never gives up. Single aristocrats look forward to the evening, and lovers are lonely. They want to meet here. (Love you more every day) ■ Friendship will always be mixed under the rain and dew. When human feelings and love meet, geese fly south without humanity, only then do they know that fate should not be divided. What day is it after New Year's Eve? (Love you for ten thousand years) ■ There is a cold temple in the bamboo forest. He is a monk without immortals, standing alone on the mountain top in the wind, denying that he wants to be immortal. You wait for a person to stand by, sighing, running all over the mountain with your head down, looking for the crown on your head.
Do you know I'm waiting for you? ) ■ The days are long and the nights are short. How many people come from high places, one person swims in the grass, ten feet are covered with hemp fiber, swans are flying, it is meaningless to cook wine, and it rains at three o'clock in leisure. (The moon represents my heart) ■ It turns out that there is a heart that can't bloom. Occasionally someone comes to accompany me. I shed tears when I regretted it. I was silent when I swallowed it. Newcomers whisper in my ear, without the left heart, the east wind takes away a point or two (may you be happy every day) ■ There are flowers but no months, and I hate them. Flowers are as beautiful as people in the mirror of the moon, and the moon is as bright as water. I helped them.
7. Who has a super invincible funny riddle? 1. What kind of bat doesn't need a rest?
2. A flock of ducks are having a meeting
3. A group of people smashed guns with eggs.
4. Eat with chopsticks alone
5. The sheep stopped breathing
6. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty.
7. Ten men watch five women take a bath.
8. A man dressed in gold
1, untidy (never stop bats)
2. Nonsense (no chicken talk)
3. Bullets (Bullets Rain)
4. Popularization (chopsticks popularization)
5. Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)
6, cadence (a sheep squatting wrong)
7. colorful
8. A blockbuster movie (Golden Man)
Interesting riddle
1 Hit your head against the wall.
Hit hard again.
3 hit hard again
(Three kinds of animals)
Orangutan (star)
Gorilla (big star)
Baboon (garbage)
1: A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep.
2. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep.
3: The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep.
(3 kinds of animals)
shrimp
prawn
lobster
A field full of green grass
Another meadow.
Here comes a flock of sheep.
Here comes another pack of wolves.
(hit 4 kinds of plants)
Answer: plum blossom
Wild plum blossom
strawberry
red bayberry
solve the riddle
1 Dogs let cats cook.
The cat won't do it.
Finally, the dog did it.
Guess three animals
Answer: 1 panda 2 white bear 3 bear
A turtle fell into the water.
Another turtle fell into the water.
Guess two plants.
The answer is:
Rose (mildew turtle)
Wild rose (also called mildew turtle)