Recommended reading for good articles: What is prose?

What is prose? Or, what is prose? This question has been said for thousands of years, and it seems that no impressive conclusion has emerged. The reason is that prose is really difficult to define. I'm bored recently, so I found something to define what prose is. I did this, of course, not to become "Newton" or "Copernicus" in prose, but to gain an interest in image metaphor.

There are many kinds of literature, such as poems, essays, novels, ci fu, etc., which are really dazzling.

I think poetry, especially modern poetry, is like a boy peeing. Why is it that boys pee? Because boys pee very powerfully, crystal clear, and most of them are in a straight line. Therefore, it is most appropriate to describe poetry with a boy peeing.

So, what about prose? I think prose is actually a young woman peeing. Why do you say that? Because the urine of young women is no longer a straight line, but a fan, and there is a main line in the fan distribution. This shape just fits the characteristics of prose, scattered in form rather than in spirit. Moreover, the "pearls" sown by young women are no longer as pure and crystal-clear as virgins. Such pearls are exactly the words needed for prose writing. The pearls that come out quietly and calmly are really like the' nature and calmness' that prose writing strives for. So I think, knowing the young woman's pee, you will know the writing of prose, and you will understand what prose is. I said that young women urinating is a metaphor of prose, which seems not elegant, but reasonable, easy to understand, clear at a glance, and never obscure.

I said that prose can be defined by young women peeing, and there is another important reason: grandma pees, so she definitely doesn't write prose. Because grandma urinates, is verbose, dripping water and dripping soup, this state is definitely not prose, but novels, especially those with chapters. And the young woman urinates, far from being repetitive, not to the point where she can't finish urinating. Young women urinate simply, cleanly, elegantly and charming, all of which are necessary for writing prose.

Why do I say that prose is a young woman peeing, not a strong man peeing? Because, when the strong man urinates, there is a strong coquetry, which is the kind of coquetry that rams and bulls have. And this kind of coquetry, once embodied in prose, is simply a blasphemy against prose and will spoil the appetite of readers. So prose can only be a young woman peeing, not a strong man peeing.

Think about the way young women pee, which is intoxicating and fascinating, so there are often voyeurs. Because of this, there is a craze for prose, and more and more people write and read prose.

Don't be afraid to compare prose to a young woman peeing. Prose that can be called a young woman urinating must be good prose, just like the moment when the infatuated young woman urinates.