Translate the Classical Chinese "Tofu"

Some people stay at home for dinner, but all they eat is a bowl of tofu. He told the guests that tofu was his life and thought that other dishes were not as good as tofu. One day, he arrived at the guest's house. The guest remembered his preference and mixed tofu in the fish dish. Unexpectedly, he chose to eat fish. The guest asked him (in surprise), "You once said that tofu is your life. Why not eat today? " He said, "I lost my life when I saw the fish."

Author: Master Ming and Fu Bai's series "Laughing Forest"

Original: A person who stays for dinner and eats only tofu, saying that tofu is my life, feels that he is not as good as it is. If you come to Hakka on another day, guests will remember that the favorite food is fish mixed with tofu, and the choice of fish is wide. The guest asked, "Brother, it is your life to taste cloud tofu. Why not eat today? " Answer: "Seeing fish kills me."

Extended data:

This classical Chinese is recorded in humorous short words and tells the story of an ancient person. He stayed at his house for dinner, but only served one dish, tofu. Moreover, he plausibly said, "Tofu is my life. I feel that eating nothing is like eating tofu."

But a few days later, he went to a guest's house. The guest remembered that he liked tofu best, so he added tofu to all the fish, meat and other dishes, but the man only ate fish and didn't eat tofu. So the guest asked him curiously, "You said tofu is your life. Why not eat today? " The man replied, "I saw the fish killing themselves."

It can be seen that the IQ of ancient people is not lower than that of modern crosstalk performers. Through a very short joke, it shows that classical Chinese has a very strong cultural background and can give people unlimited imagination.