There was a little white rabbit going on a night journey.
When he got home, he turned into a little black rabbit.
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The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Huh?"
Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, not that much"
"That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "Sorry, there are still none."
"That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
The boss said happily: "Yes. Yes, we have a hundred buns today!”
Little White Rabbit took out the money: “Great, I’ll buy two!”
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There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest,
On the road it met a giraffe rolling a joint, < /p>
The little white rabbit said to the giraffe: "Giraffe, giraffe, why do you do things that hurt yourself?
Look how beautiful this forest is, let us run in nature together Let's go!"
The giraffe looked at the marijuana cigarette and the little white rabbit, then threw the marijuana cigarette behind him,
followed the little white rabbit and ran in the forest.
Later they met an elephant who was preparing to take cocaine.
The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you do something to hurt yourself?" ?
Look at how beautiful this forest is, let’s run in nature together!"
The elephant looked at cocaine and the little white rabbit, so he Throwing cocaine behind him,
followed the little white rabbit and the giraffe running in the forest.
Later they met a lion who was preparing to shoot heroin,
The little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself?
Look how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!"
The lion looked at the syringe and then at the little white rabbit, then threw the syringe behind him,
rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard.
The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit?
It is so kind, caring about our health and letting us get closer to nature."
The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit drags me every time he takes ecstasy
Running around in the forest like an idiot."
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On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river. He caught nothing and went home.
The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn’t catch anything and went home.
On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:
If you dare to use the bamboo basket again after you are convinced, If you use it as bait, I will crush you to death!
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In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hong Kong, and Mainland China, the United Nations placed three rabbits on three In the forest, let’s see who of the three policemen can find the rabbit first.
The American police were in front of the first forest. They spent half a day meeting to formulate a combat plan, strictly divided the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest. A blanket search was carried out, but the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed!
Then it was the Hong Kong police’s turn. They sent more than a hundred people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. Open, and the leader uses the loudspeaker to shout: "Rabbit, Rabbit, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender..." Half a day passed, but there was no movement. The Flying Tigers entered the forest and searched again, but no results were found. Mission Failure!
In the end, there were only four Chinese policemen. They played mahjong for a day. At dusk, each of them took a baton and entered the forest. Within five minutes, they heard the screams of animals coming from the forest. China Each policeman came out smoking a cigarette, chatting and laughing, dragging behind him a bear with a bruised nose and swollen face. The bear was dying and said: "Don't fight anymore, I am just a rabbit..."
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The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave it to the little white rabbit. Two big ear stickers, saying "I told you not to wear a hat". The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly.
The next day, she jumped out of the house wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying, "I Let you wear a hat."
Rabbit was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.
After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization." That same day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay? You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Go! She asked for a fat one, and you said you wanted a thin one. Then you can beat her up, Tutu. I’m looking for a woman. She’s looking for a plump one, and you say you like a slim one. She’s looking for a slim one, and you’re looking for a plump one. You can beat her properly and forcefully.” The big bad wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I feel this hatred in my heart.
The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The Big Bad Wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Rabbit said: "Then, do you want a fat one or a thin one?" After hearing this, the Big Bad Wolf's heart sank. Another joy, I said to myself, luckily there is Plan B. He then said: "Tutu, find me a woman quickly." Tutu asked: "So, do you like plump ones or slim ones?" The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and said more I gave Tutu two big-eared posts. "Fuck, I asked you not to wear a hat."
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The bear and the rabbit pooped in the forest. When it was over, the bear asked the rabbit "Are you losing your fur?" The rabbit said, "No~"
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.
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A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit must be very strong),
Then he ran away, and the wolf chased him angrily,
The rabbit Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up,
he sat down under a tree,
put on his sunglasses, read a newspaper,
pretending that nothing happened It never happened.
At this time, the wolf ran over and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree.
asked: "Did you see a rabbit running past?"
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The rabbit replied: "Is it a rabbit that molested the wolf?"
The wolf shouted: "No way! It was in the newspaper so quickly!!!"
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One day a little white rabbit came to a store and asked the boss: "Boss, are there any carrots?"
< p>The boss shook his head: "No."The little white rabbit ran away after hearing this.
The next day the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?"
The boss shook his head angrily: "No."
After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".
On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?"
The boss shouted angrily: "No, no! If you ask me again, I will Use pliers to pull out your teeth!"
The little white rabbit ran away after hearing this.
On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, do you have any pliers?"
The boss said: "No."
The little white rabbit then asked: "Are there any carrots?"
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I don’t know how many days have passed. A little black rabbit came to the store and asked the boss: "Boss, are there any carrots?"
The boss shook his head angrily: "No."
After hearing this, the little black rabbit "Whoosh" ran away.
The next day the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?"
The boss was very angry: "No! If you ask again, I will use pliers." Pull out your teeth!"
The little black rabbit ran away after hearing this.
On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, do you have pliers?"
The boss said angrily: "No."
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The little black rabbit then asked: "Are there any carrots?"
The boss was angry, caught the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer, and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth. .
On the fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely: "Boss, is there any carrot juice?"
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The giraffe said: "Little rabbit, I really hope you can know how nice it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food is, it will pass through me slowly when I eat it." With its long neck, you can enjoy the delicious food for a long time."
The rabbit looked at him expressionlessly.
"And, in the summer, rabbit, the cool water slowly flowing over my long neck is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine?" < /p>
The rabbit said slowly: "Have you ever vomited?" -
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One day, kangaroos came out I was driving around on a country road when I suddenly saw a little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with its ears and body almost completely lying on the ground as if it was listening to something...
So... the kangaroo stopped the car and was curious. Question: "Little White Rabbit, may I ask what you are listening to?"
"A large truck passed here half an hour ago..."
"Wow...so amazing ! ..How did you know? ..”
“That’s how my neck and legs were broken..”
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The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg.
The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing?
The ant quietly said to it:
Shh... don't make any sound, look at me Trip Ya somersault...
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One day the rabbit was writing something in front of a cave. A wolf came over and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing about?"
Rabbit replied: "I am writing a paper."
The wolf asked again: "What topic?"
The rabbit replied: "I am writing how the rabbit ate the wolf."
The wolf laughed and expressed disbelief.
The rabbit said: "Follow me." After taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time, another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?"
The rabbit replied: "I am writing a paper."
The fox asked: "What The question? "
The rabbit answered: "How did the rabbit eat a fox?"
The fox laughed after hearing this and expressed disbelief.
The rabbit said: "You come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.
At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of white bones in the cave, picking his teeth, and reading the rabbit's paper: The ability of an animal is not determined by its strength, but by its strength. It depends on who its mentor is!
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In a mental hospital, one day the director wanted to see how the three mental patients were recovering, so A little white rabbit was placed in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on top of the little white rabbit, grabbed the two ears of the little white rabbit, and shouted "drive". The dean shook his head; The second person turned his back to the little white rabbit, patted its butt, and said, "Chase it." The dean sighed; the third person squatted there and touched the little white rabbit, and the dean looked at it. Finally, he nodded with satisfaction and heard him say: "Young man, let me go 300 meters, wait until I clean the car before chasing you!" The dean fell to the ground and fainted...
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The little white rabbit and the big bear Squatting under a tree to poop.
The big bear said to the little white rabbit: Although you little white rabbits are good-looking, you are troublesome! You can see it if you get some dirt on it, which is quite disgusting!
Little white rabbit Said: Look what you said! Isn’t that right!
The big bear said: Isn’t it! As he said that, the big bear picked up the little white rabbit, wiped his butt and walked away
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The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot.
A spirit came out of the pot and said it could grant them three wishes each.
The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish came true.
The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish also came true.
The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish came true again.
The little white rabbit said, give it a bicycle. Its wish came true again.
The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!
The little white rabbit got on the bicycle and ran while saying, turn this bear into a homosexual...
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Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom
The two big ones let the smaller ones Let’s go get some wild vegetables to eat together
The younger one said I won’t go and you’ll eat my mushrooms when I leave
The two older ones said no, don’t worry and go ahead and eat them The little white rabbit went away~~~
Half a year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. The big one said it’s not coming back and I’ll eat it.
The other big one said goodbye. Wait~~~
A year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. The two big ones agreed that we don’t have to wait and let’s eat.
At this moment, the little white rabbit didn’t come back. The rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle nearby and said angrily! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms