Reply: Ji Xiaolan's funny couplets.

1.Warawako hides spring scenery (the examiner teaches the Oracle), and Old Master Q is observant (Ji was nine years old).

2. Do ten-year-old urchins have ambitions to be admitted? (Examiner), three years experience, no ambition to serve the country (Ji is ten years old)

3. Generally lying on the door, the feet have never touched the ground (examiner); North Korea's prime minister can conquer the sky with one hand (when Ji was ten years old)

4. There are six or seven boys, but you are cunning (satrap); The satrap has two thousand stones, and he is only honest (greedy) (when Ji was ten years old)

5. Blind people feel rich when they look at peony (enlightener, teacher); The dumb reads Zuo Zhuan, and there is a spring and autumn period (discipline) in his belly.

6. Dry gossip, Kun gossip, 8864 hexagrams, and these hexagrams are all decided by Gan and Kun (Yuan and Miss Ma choose husbands);

Nine sounds of love, nine sounds of phoenix, nine sounds of 9981, and husband and wife sing (Ji)

7. The moon plays the piano and recites ancient poems in the Mid-Autumn Festival, which will let you know that the prime minister of the ancient temple is lucky, the stars are less moving, and the immortals return to Taoyuan Cave, and they can play chess with immortals (Miss Pei Yuanma's husband selection exam).

8. Mid-Autumn Festival in August, playing the piano and reciting ancient poems under the moon, you don't know what the stars are doing until you hear the bells and drums in the temple. How many immortals return to the ancient temple and play chess with them when they arrive at Taoyuan Cave. (this poem hides its head and reveals its tail. Ji successfully answered it and made a marriage. )

9. (Tomb-Sweeping Day) It rains one after another, and pedestrians (on the road) want to die. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? (Shepherd Boy) Point to Xinghua Village.

10. (Ten years) Long drought meets rain, (Wan Li) meets an old friend in another country, (monk) spends a candle night in the bridal chamber, and (Guo Jian's diploma) comes first.

1 1. Three ramshackle houses, a grumpy man. (Ji wrote this couplet to send to the blacksmith)

12. Earth-shattering doorways (Part I), one of the best families (Part II), acting first (horizontal batch)

13. The sunset glow is fragrant and swept away; When the fire in the fireplace goes out, the Italian horse must be firmly tied. (Ji laughs at the monk as a bald donkey)

14. Although there is no skill at all, it is considered as a top effort. (barber shop)

15. All the winners arrived, so there should be no scratches. (barber shop)

16. Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you ever read books in the Spring and Autumn Period (eunuch manager)? The old manager who was born in the south came to the north. Is that thing still there? (Ji Nan retaliated against the eunuch manager when he was in school)

17. Black is not, white is not, red and yellow is not; Foxes, wolves, cats and dogs seem to be neither domestic animals nor wild animals.

There are poems, words and Analects of Confucius. Blurred to the east, west, north and south, although it is a short product, it is also a wonderful article.

18. dung beetles, hitting the south wall, table tennis, Pula, charcoal (Kyrgyzstan); Toad, jump eastward, croak, thud, ginger. (Dai Zhen)

19. Two Tai Chi instruments give birth to four elephants (Dai Zhen), and the spring night is worth thousands of dollars (Ji).

20. Qianlong: Take the white crane as the topic. Ji: Wan Li flies in the sky, and cinnabar is covered with snow. Gan Long: No, it's Heihe! Ji: Just because I came back late from foraging, I went into the storage area by mistake.

2 1. Ji thought that Qianlong was very happy to get the prince. Ji: My master sent a real dragon today. Ganlong: No, it's the princess. Ji: On the moon, Chang 'e fell at nine o'clock, pretending to be sad. Unfortunately, there are no adults! Ji: I think the world can't stay. Ganlong: I fell into the well and drowned! Ji: Turn over and jump into the Crystal Palace.

22. Yellow flowers beyond the Great Wall, like golden nails (dry dragons), Beijing Baita, like jade drilling the sky (Ji).

23. Gan Long: You must be thinking about your parents and wife. Ji: As a minister, I mean "thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you". 』

24. The two boats are parallel, and the rowing speed is not as fast as that of a sailboat (an old man hinted that Lu Su is not as good as Fan Kuai and his writing is not as good as martial arts); Eight tones are played together, and the flute is clearer than the flute. (Ji, implying that Di Qing is not as good as Xiao He and martial arts is not as good as literature)

25. The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and there is an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain. Why should a strong brother complain about Liu? Spring breeze is not enough. (Wang Zhihuan's Liangzhou Ci, Ji wrote poems on the fan and gave them to Qianlong, but he missed the word "empty" and was blamed by Qianlong)

26. The Yellow River is far away, and there are white clouds. Wan Ren is a lonely city. Why should I complain about the strong flute? Willow is spring breeze, I don't want to pass Yumen Pass. (Ji said this is a sentence)

The 27.80-year-old woman is not a human being, and all three sons are thieves (Gan Long deliberately started writing).

28. An 80-year-old woman is not a human being, and Guanyin in the South China Sea descended to earth; All three sons are thieves. Heaven stole peaches for their mother.

29. Qianlong: The Jade Emperor paraded in the army, waving wind knives and rain arrows, and the clouds and flags in the sky thundered. Ji: The Dragon King entertains guests. There are lanterns and candles on the sun, and mountains, vegetables, sea and wine on the plate.

The bottom line is more magnificent than the top line, which makes me very unhappy.

30. Qianlong: Dongyue Temple, playing the Romance of the West Chamber, and transferring the Southern accent to the North; Season: Chunhefang, selling summer cloth, harvesting in autumn and storing in winter.

3 1. Qianlong: Taishan stone is thin and hard. Ji: The water of the Yellow River is rolling cold.

32. Qianlong: The wind and the moon are boundless, and the wind and the moon are boundless. (Insect II)

33. The second bug in Doum Palace (the moonlight in Doum Palace is boundless), and Liu Shi 'an suffers greatly from it (Liu Shi 'an is Liu, loving and caring).

34. Because fire, if not ruled out, will always be bitter; Water is wine, and when you enter it, you become an adult. (Liu Shitui)

35.(ㄔㄨㄢˇ) Wood is clumsy, and no one is humane, also called Wang (Ji); The female branch is a prostitute, and she has no intention of being young during the day. (Liu Shizhen)

Take thinking as the color, and write with embellishment. (Dai Zhen) A person's words are believed. Without history, he is a villain. (Dong Qujiang)

On cold days, water doesn't freeze at all. (Chen Banjiang) It is best to be a girl, and all the people who come are husbands. (Geisha Xiaoru)

If children love others, people will become Buddhas if they do evil. (Love of Geisha)

36. Why did Ji Xiaolan write the word "bamboo shoots" in his pavilion, that is, every straw bag?

37. Small Shenyang: If there is water, it will be clear; if there is no water, it will be green. Adding heart to water is love. You can look at the Buddha's face instead of feelings.

Ji: there is water as a stream, but there is no water as a mockery. If you add a bird to the water, you will be a chicken. Animals are like tigers, and phoenix is not as good as a chicken. (made before Ji relegated to Xinjiang)

38. One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces, nine pieces and ten pieces flew over, but there was no reed flower. (snowflake)

39. Xiabu sticks to the window, all Zhuge Liang (Zhuge);

Old people cook, porridge is more than enough (Zhou Yu). Zhoujin (Zhou Gongjin)

Fragrance fills the courtyard, melancholy (ㄨㄢˇ) Hua Mei Lanfang (people call it a couplet that took two hundred years to produce).

40. Cold wine, 1.2 sanshui (Liu Yong); Lilacs, a hundred words and a thousand words. (Ji)

4 1. Castle Peak has the honor of burying loyal bones and casting innocent courtiers with white iron. (Wang Yue Temple) Mr. and Mrs. Qin Gui still have two other gold medals hanging on their chests:

Cough! What could be worse than having a good wife if a servant loses his heart? Hey (ㄘㄨㄟ)! Although a woman has a long tongue, she is not an old thief.

Loyalty to the country, three words unjust imprisonment forever white; The sky roared and sang a song full of river red.

42. A boat with a hat, a silk and an inch-long hook. Sing a song, drink a glass of wine, and catch a river alone. (At the request of Qianlong, he wrote a nine-character poem)

43. Monks such as the Bamboo Temple return, and worship the four-dimensional Lohan (Kyrgyzstan) with both hands; The moon is idle, and there are two peaks, big and small. (Monk Yue Yun)

44. All talented people under the door are closed (Ji), and the temple is always unknown (Yun Monk)

45. Ji Xiaolan called Gan Long an old man on the grounds that there is a wise monarch in my Lord's world, and all his subjects call for long live. Isn't this "old"? The emperor is the head of the people, and the "head" is also! The emperor is also called the son of heaven, the son of heaven. Together, the three words are the old man, that is, the emperor!

46. Ji Xiaolan, Chen Yushi, Wang Shangshu and others served as assistant ministers of does. During the dinner, a domestic dog wandered outside the door. When Chen Yushi saw it, he pretended to ask Xiaolan, "Do you think it's a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" ? Ji Xiaolan said casually, "It's a dog." Why did Wang Shangshu interrupt? Ji Xiaolan replied, "There are two ways. One is to look at the tail, and the drooping person is a wolf; Up (Shangshu) is a dog. " After a pause, he said, the second is to distinguish by eating. Wolves are mainly meat and don't eat non-meat. Dogs are omnivores. They eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet shit.

47. Emperor Chongzhen traveled incognito and asked about state affairs by divination: Yes, Daming Jiangshan went to half a friend; The anti-thief has taken the lead; To make matters worse, this means that Supreme will have no lead.

48. Kangxi: Sifang Bridge, the bridge is square, and there are four sides, four sides and four sides on the Sifang Bridge; Gan Long: Long live ye, long live ye, long live ye, long live ye, long live ye, long live ye.