Do you know Degang Guo's classic line "I am a writer"?

A: quite a few people. Write a word to each of you in the future. Many people are asking questions today.

B: Please.

You don't know?

Know what?

You don't know me?

B: No.

Don't you read the newspaper?

You're in the newspaper?

A: Yes! ?

B: What kind of exclamation is this?

I'm disappointed in you. Yes, hang a calendar or something, a monthly card.

You, calendar, monthly card?

A: You must be confused, Comrade. You will fall behind if you don't learn.

B: Ah. I really haven't seen it.

A: I am a professional in this field.

What should I write?

A: Write everything.

Do you write calligraphy?

A: Both.

A writing brush?

Both, brushes, pens and pencils.

Did you write all the pencils?

A: A great writer.

Which writer writes pencils?

I am a grouch.

B: What about you?

You smell me.

B: Huh? .

A: howl if you smell it.

What a good writer!

A: I have studied for so many years, and I still have to go to college.

Which university are you from?

Where are you in charge? ! You are up to no good! You are up to no good!

B: Is there anything wrong with that?

Why should I tell you? Do you care?

I care about you! Which school are you from?

A: I'm from Tsinghua.

B: Huaqingchi? From the bathhouse?

Look at his long face! Damn it. You said west bridge.

B: Aren't you here?

We are opposite the postal bookstore.

B: Same! That place.

A: Where is it?

B: Huaqingchi!

A: Bah. Behind, behind Huaqing Pool. Behind the swimming pool.

B: burning a boiler? (angrily) Do you need hot water?

Behind the boiler.

Take out the garbage?

A: You underestimate people! We went to school from primary school, and for so many years, we went to the University of Green Onion.

B: Wait a minute. What did you just say? University of chopped green onion? Isn't it Tsinghua?

Ah, yes! Chopped green onion, chopped green onion, chopped green onion university! Who cares? Why do you ask?