"Hundred Blowing Pictures" A This is our first time here. B The first time. A: But we are also old friends with you. B What? A Because we are often seen on TV. B Everyone often watches our program. A I just haven’t seen him face to face. B There is no such opportunity. A: So everyone is very interested and want to get a ticket to see: What does this horse season look like? B They are all very concerned about it. A. Now take this opportunity to publicly exhibit it here. B? Where is the exhibition? A Welcome to visit, please do not take it away! B Hey! Who can hold it? A There are performances all over the front. B is right. A The two of us are here to have a unique show. B What program? A Let's have a sports competition here. Where is B? A Right here on this stage. B. Can you exercise freely on this stage? A: We don’t engage in large-scale competitions. B Then what are we competing for? Shall we play chess? A: I can’t play chess, and everyone can’t see clearly when I play chess. B, let’s play tug of war. A Tug of war is a collective project. B, let’s box. A Boxing? It's not appropriate for either of us to fight the other. B Then what are we competing for? A Let's brag in a competition. B Hey! boast? A. B Are you talking big words? A: Hey, this is an emerging competition, and there are many braggadocios at all times and in all over the world. B Really? A There are many ways to brag. B How do you brag? A. Those who blow straightforwardly, those who blow in a roundabout way, those who blow against each other, those who hold each other in hand, and those who blow across the vast sea and sky. B Hey! There are many tricks. A. Through today’s friendly competition, let’s outline the bragging faces and recommend them to everyone. B? A. Learn whatever you like to learn. B. Has anyone learned this? A: We just want everyone to take a look. B Yes. But I don't have much experience in bragging. A: It doesn’t matter, once it makes you familiar, it will make you familiar twice. Familiarity makes you perfect. As long as you keep blowing, blow often, and blow hard, it won't take long before you can blow out of Asia and into the world. B? Did I call Asia? A You should have confidence that your conditions are really good! B What conditions are good for me? A: relatively thick-skinned. B Hey...who is it? A How is it? B In this case, I will give it a try. Okay, A, then our bragging contest begins. B, OK. A Please everyone sit down. If any of you here are interested in bragging, I welcome you to come and brag together. B: Don’t expand this team. Okay, A, now the bragging game starts, athletes from both sides enter the stage. B Is there an entrance ceremony? A (learning to play) B What kind of band is this? A Wind accompaniment. B: Okay, let’s blow it all together. A First, the seed player Zhao Yan will start! B Hello! Me! A? B I really haven’t blown this stuff before. A. If we want to blow, we will blow with all our strength. B Of course, we still want to break the record. A is right. B You want to brag! Huh? B No one here is as good as me! A This is a straightforward blow. B I have been bragging for more than ten years. A It’s not easy! Haha, have you been blowing it for more than ten years? B. A I have been playing for more than 20 years. B He is better than me. Now I have a unique skill in bragging. A I have a secret recipe for bragging. B I can blow the square into a round one. A I can make short things grow. B I can make the ugly look beautiful. A I can blow the dead into life. B Hey, you are so awesome. A Blow! B Let me tell you, our family is a bragging family. A Let me tell you, our family comes from a bragging family. B Our family is a bragging shop. A Our family is a bragging factory. B Our family is Bragging Co., Ltd. A Our family is a big bragging trust. B Our family is the bragging center of the world. A. We...your center came from our family. Yi! Can't compare. You can really blow! A Blow! B No comparison! A Blow! You will fail at the beginning! No way? Let's come again. Come on. A Let’s change things.
B What? A Let’s go around and blow! B What does it mean to blow around? A. You blow on me, and I blow on you. The purpose of blowing is to improve yourself. Yihao! There are so many ways to brag. A. All braggarts are like this! Come on, blow it! B Ouch! Comrade Ma Ji. Your cross talk is so good. A Where, where, Comrade Zhao Yan! Your cross talk is better than mine. B: No, no, you can be called a famous master, an authoritative master! A: You can’t say that. You can be said to be a new star and a representative of new trends. B Where, where! Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar. A Your cross talk is humorous and subtle. B Your cross talk is really popular! A Your cross talk can be said to be the best in contemporary times. B Your cross talk is well-known to every household, women and children know it. A. Your cross talk can be said to be a masterpiece in the world's humor treasure house. B Your cross talk makes people laugh and cry! A Your cross talk is really a disaster! B? Where's the earthquake? Your cross talk social role is too great. A Your cross talk has excellent social effect. B Last time, there was a fire in a factory in the eastern suburbs. All the fire brigade in the city went to the fire, but they couldn’t put it out! I can't invite you to go, so you stand there and have a cross talk, watching the flames slip in and out, then go out. You've done a great job. Hello, I am a cross talk guy who saves people. B Okay. A I would say your cross talk is more effective! B What? A. That cow in the western suburbs dairy farm is no longer producing milk. Later, I found you, but you were so tired that you blew on the cow regardless of your fatigue! B Did you blow it? A Just say it! B Hey. A: After talking about a cross talk, the cow was so moved that milk flowed out from its eyes! B Look! Wow! ...... B Okay! The gate is open here! Not only are you good at crosstalk! Your pen is awesome! A Your pen skills are much better than mine! B I heard yesterday: You wrote eight articles in one night. A I heard that you wrote three movie scripts last night. B Your Chinese painting is also very good! A Your calligraphy is really amazing! B. Rongbaozhai doesn’t even dare to sell your traditional Chinese paintings to the public. A Your calligraphy... the customs won’t allow it to be exported! B Then why? A Afraid of embarrassment! Ha ha. B Is that true? You are not only accomplished in literature! You are also an excellent athlete. A, you...why should I be an athlete? B Look, your body shape has become rounded without much exercise! Movement - movement - "circle". A. What kind of athlete am I? B You are a gymnast. A: Yes, if I were not a gymnast, would I have such lines? B Hey! He even admitted it! A Right! B Hey! A few days ago, you made up a set of difficult moves that Tong Fei and Li Ning couldn't do. A How did you know? B: Can you hide this from me in the sports world? A: Please introduce to everyone. B Tell me? A. B That set of difficult moves! It was Thomas on the pommel horse doing a full spin, then jumping to the uneven bars, leaping over the horizontal bars, doing a one-arm giant loop on the horizontal bars, and finally falling to the carpet, spinning 720 degrees, and then emerging from his arms. Here comes a big brazier. A Oh, you are so good at boasting! B Okay, okay, you are so good at blowing! A I can't beat you. B What? A. You are indeed a rising star in the playing field. B Where, where! Then I can't compare to you, a veteran in the playing field. A, you are better at blowing than blowing! B Hey! You are a veteran who plays horses, and you can play two horses at once! A: You can’t say that, you are blowing behind the Yangtze River and blowing in front of it! B Are you...? I have no words! A Is it over again? B Come again, come again! A Come back, it’s different again. B What happened again? A: Borrow it! B What is borrowing? A. Use other people’s words to brag about yourself! B Okay! There are quite a few names. A Come on! B If you want to make excuses, Ma Ji can’t do it! A Ma Ji? B. A Wait a minute! Is Ma Ji coming? Where is Ma Ji? Look for it! Is Ma Ji here too? B Hey! This braggart can’t even find himself! Aren't you Ma Ji? A: No, I am not Ma Ji.
B Who are you? A I'm not worth mentioning. B Who are you? A I am the little "Zhao Yan". Hey, "Zhao Yan" is just a small one? Then you are "Zhao Yan", where have I been? A How could I know? B Who am I? A Ouch! You are the respected Mr. Ma. B Okay! Let's switch! A: Oh, Mr. Ma is really amazing. You are learned and talented. You are called a living encyclopedia. Mr. Ma! B This one is using someone else’s mouth to brag about himself! No, no, I, "Ma Ji", am far worse than you, "Zhao Yan". You, "Zhao Yan," know everything about astronomy and geography. A You can’t say that. My little "Zhao Yan" is like a small witch when I see you. B Where, where! I, "Ma Ji", shy away when I see you! A How is it? Is it over again? Not working again! B Come again. A This time we have a brighter future. B The sea and the sky are vast? A. Whatever you want to blow, blow whatever you want. B Come on. A Come on. B Tell you! I am a very capable person! What ability does A have? B I can read with my ears and have great endurance. A: You didn't ask me what I'm capable of, did you? B What ability do you have? A I often eat with my nose. B Then I can look for minerals with my armpits. A I can generate electricity with my throat. B I can see people through the wall. A I can see your money through your clothes. B Let me pay attention! Tell you! I had a high fever last night! A I also had a high fever last night! B I have a high fever of 67 degrees. A I have a fever of ninety-four degrees. B You are not afraid of being burned to death! "A has a fever! B's fever is so severe! He touched a corn kernel in his hand and turned it into popcorn with one hand. A's fever was too severe. What's wrong with B? A opened his eyes when he got out of bed this morning , There are four big holes in that quilt! B, you are so good at burning! B, I invited people to dinner last night! B, I also invited people to dinner! Blow, why are you blowing! B, I swallowed the chopsticks! B, I swallowed the spoon! It broke! I bit off a piece of the plate. It broke when I ate it! B, it broke when I ate it! I bit it... I bit it off! Can you bite it with your feet crossed? Can you tell me? You! I am a young person. A, I am mature too early. A, I have been admitted to college since I was nine years old! I am seven years old and our child is thirteen. Is that okay? A is not paying taxes anyway. B, let me tell you, I already have spots when I am five years old! I have wrinkles on my forehead! A, I started to grow a beard when I was only three years old! A, I just gave birth and I retired! Yeah, blow it! B, let me tell you, I am taller. A, I am much taller than you. B, I am 3.69 meters tall. ? A, are you that tall? B, I bulge due to heat expansion and contraction. B, you are not as tall as me. A, I am a head taller than the White Tower. . B is still high. A is flying above my waist. A is high. A is high with my feet on the ground. My upper lip is touching the sky, and my lower lip is touching the ground. B! My upper lip is touching the sky, and my lower lip is touching the ground. B. Where is your face? Ouch! (It’s a bit long, read slowly)